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Things a true Brother has to do at least once in a lifetime.....

  • 07-09-2008 06:48PM
    #1
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭


    Inspired by KTRIC's thread on the Oktoberfest here, it made me think - what are the things a Brother has to do at least once in a lifetime?


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  • #2
    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    Cycle drunk. T'is quite an experience, especially when you crash into a parked Mercedes-Benz E-Class....


  • #3
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Oktoberfest for sure ... a BGRH road trip will be taking place next year.

    Be there.

    Yes. I'm serious.


  • #4
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,450 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    i hope it's a road trip in which one of the brothers won't have to drive :D


  • #5
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Max_Damage wrote: »
    Cycle drunk. T'is quite an experience, especially when you crash into a parked Mercedes-Benz E-Class....

    Done that, minus the Merc. Did however manage to somehow go over the handlebars without actually hitting anything. It was ok though, I managed to cushion my landing with my face. Not ideal when you wear glasses, I might add.


  • #6
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Inspired by KTRIC's thread on the Oktoberfest here, it made me think - what are the things a Brother has to do at least once in a lifetime?

    Discriminating against the brotherETTE'S much I ask you?? :mad:


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  • #7
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    ChewChew wrote: »
    Discriminating against the brotherETTE'S much I ask you?? :mad:

    The Ladies Lounge is that way, pet.
    >


  • #8
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    The Ladies Lounge is that way, pet.
    >

    I'm not talking about THOSE!! As we both know, there is a definite distinction between a ladies lounger and a brotherette. A brotherette's rightful place being the bar. Now. You're not going to argue with me are you buddy?


  • #9
    Gaspode
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    Max_Damage wrote: »
    Cycle drunk. T'is quite an experience, especially when you crash into a parked Mercedes-Benz E-Class....

    Done that too. Far foo often, and have indeed done the crash into a parked car bit.

    Each brother should do at leat one pilgramage to the Guinness brewery, and spend plenty of time on the bar at the end of it.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Make a sandwich that has lots and lots of layers after filling your wellingtons:D

    Mmmmmm nyom


  • #11
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Drink a litre of very cheap Spanish whiskey in under an hour, straight as well. It's not a pleasant experince. But it is AN EXPERIENCE!


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  • #12
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    random chatbox wrote: »
    Make a sandwich that has lots and lots of layers after filling your wellingtons:D

    Mmmmmm nyom

    "filling yore wellingtons" ... is that a euphimism ?

    for what exactly :confused:


  • #13
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Pass out on my sofa and then have bacon sarnies handed to you on said sofa, the next morning


  • #14
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    wake up in a diffrent country, or at least by border police demanding to see your passsort.


  • #15
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,142 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Smoke cigars and drink booze in a Vegas strip club along with 12 other brothers surrounded by beautiful women.


  • #16
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Skinny dipping after a session.


  • #17
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Skinny dipping after a session.

    done, many times


  • #18
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Start easy;

    Walk around in your boxers the whole day

    when someone asks you to do something say "let the wimmins handle it" then saunter off scratching your arse

    Drink until you can't feel feelings anymore

    Leer at women and get caught

    Eat a whole packet of something on your own, it can be biscuits, cake, sausages etc

    Attend a BGRH event

    Touch Ginnyjo's hair - it is awesome

    attend oktoberfest

    when your woman is giving out to you, smile, wink and slap her on the ass then run for your life!

    I have run out of ideas but more will arrive in time... just ask yourself 'what would a brother do in your situation?'

    oh oh, make fun of and emasculate 'men' who eat salad... :pac:


  • #19
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    irishbird wrote: »
    done, many times

    come on, you know the rules.

    Pics or.........:D


  • #20
    citytillidie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,113 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Play football drunk in the snow with a white ball :D

    ******



  • #21
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Play rugby, at 2 in the morning (stark bollock naked) in the fountain that used to be in Eyre Square, using a bottle of cider for a ball.

    For full effect, break your best friend (and best man's) nose ... and say it had to happen ... pour encourager les autres. Remind him of this phrase for at least 10 years, and never apologise.


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  • #22
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,196 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Ogle Read Ogle the entire "Pick the One Woman..." thread in one sitting.


  • #23
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    In keeping with trout's rugby theme...

    When playing on tour, depart the scrum to puke on the sideline.

    Fart in the same scrum on your return.


  • #24
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    smashey wrote: »
    In keeping with trout's rugby theme...

    When playing on tour, depart the scrum to puke on the sideline.

    Fart in the same scrum on your return.

    I've done that during Sunday morning football more than once.

    middle of January, pissing down with rain, worst hang over ever and playing against a team that have just escaped from Broadmoor hospital. it's called fun apparantly:D


  • #25
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    smashey wrote: »
    In keeping with trout's rugby theme...

    When playing on tour, depart the scrum to puke on the sideline.

    Fart in the same scrum on your return.

    Used to do that once a season ... never mind once a lifetime.

    I once puked in the scrum (just a little) and the wimpy prop I was grinding down tried to pull back from the stench.
    He ended up collapsing the scrum ... and guess where he landed :D


  • #26
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    trout wrote: »
    He ended up collapsing the scrum ... and guess where he landed :D
    I'd call that a perfectly executed scrum. :D


  • #27
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,298 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    ChewChew wrote: »
    A brotherette's rightful place being behind the bar.


    Fixed!

    On topic: tell the wimminz who's in charge!


  • #28
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Max_Damage wrote: »
    Cycle drunk. T'is quite an experience, especially when you crash into a parked Mercedes-Benz E-Class....

    Tried many times and failed (not a lot of mercs about!!!) also did it once on a micro scooter, hit a curb and did a somersault in the middle of Harcourt St. If I'd been quick I would have passed a cap around and posed as a busker to the crowds of onlookers:D


  • #29
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dutch oven your other half multiple times


  • #30
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Fall out of a pub in a different country on a Monday morning around about the time you should be going into work back in Ireland, phone work and leave a very professional answer on the receptionists answering machine saying that you won't be at work today because you are sick.... and then find out a few days later that you were actually talking to the receptionist and not the answering machine!


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  • #31
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Yeah, I hate it when receptionists say "beep"


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