Things a true Brother has to do at least once in a lifetime.....

Tom Dunne

Inspired by KTRIC's thread on the Oktoberfest here, it made me think - what are the things a Brother has to do at least once in a lifetime?

Max_Damage

Cycle drunk. T'is quite an experience, especially when you crash into a parked Mercedes-Benz E-Class....

trout

Oktoberfest for sure ... a BGRH road trip will be taking place next year.

Be there.

Yes. I'm serious.

Creamy Goodness

i hope it's a road trip in which one of the brothers won't have to drive

Zaph

Max_Damage wrote: »

Cycle drunk. T'is quite an experience, especially when you crash into a parked Mercedes-Benz E-Class....

Done that, minus the Merc. Did however manage to somehow go over the handlebars without actually hitting anything. It was ok though, I managed to cushion my landing with my face. Not ideal when you wear glasses, I might add.

ChewChew

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Inspired by KTRIC's thread on the Oktoberfest here, it made me think - what are the things a Brother has to do at least once in a lifetime?

Discriminating against the brotherETTE'S much I ask you?? :mad:

Tom Dunne

ChewChew wrote: »

Discriminating against the brotherETTE'S much I ask you?? :mad:

The Ladies Lounge is that way, pet.

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ChewChew

Tom Dunne wrote: »

The Ladies Lounge is that way, pet.

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I'm not talking about THOSE!! As we both know, there is a definite distinction between a ladies lounger and a brotherette. A brotherette's rightful place being the bar. Now. You're not going to argue with me are you buddy?

Gaspode

Max_Damage wrote: »

Cycle drunk. T'is quite an experience, especially when you crash into a parked Mercedes-Benz E-Class....

Done that too. Far foo often, and have indeed done the crash into a parked car bit.

Each brother should do at leat one pilgramage to the Guinness brewery, and spend plenty of time on the bar at the end of it.

cHaTbOx

Make a sandwich that has lots and lots of layers after filling your wellingtons:D

Mmmmmm nyom

FunkZ

Drink a litre of very cheap Spanish whiskey in under an hour, straight as well. It's not a pleasant experince. But it is AN EXPERIENCE!

trout

random chatbox wrote: »

Make a sandwich that has lots and lots of layers after filling your wellingtons:D

Mmmmmm nyom

"filling yore wellingtons" ... is that a euphimism ?

for what exactly

John Mason

Pass out on my sofa and then have bacon sarnies handed to you on said sofa, the next morning

Agent Smith

wake up in a diffrent country, or at least by border police demanding to see your passsort.

Xavi6

Smoke cigars and drink booze in a Vegas strip club along with 12 other brothers surrounded by beautiful women.

Fratton Fred

Skinny dipping after a session.

John Mason

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Skinny dipping after a session.

done, many times

Will

Start easy;

Walk around in your boxers the whole day

when someone asks you to do something say "let the wimmins handle it" then saunter off scratching your arse

Drink until you can't feel feelings anymore

Leer at women and get caught

Eat a whole packet of something on your own, it can be biscuits, cake, sausages etc

Attend a BGRH event

Touch Ginnyjo's hair - it is awesome

attend oktoberfest

when your woman is giving out to you, smile, wink and slap her on the ass then run for your life!

I have run out of ideas but more will arrive in time... just ask yourself 'what would a brother do in your situation?'

oh oh, make fun of and emasculate 'men' who eat salad... :pac:

Fratton Fred

irishbird wrote: »

done, many times

come on, you know the rules.

Pics or.........:D

citytillidie

Play football drunk in the snow with a white ball

trout

Play rugby, at 2 in the morning (stark bollock naked) in the fountain that used to be in Eyre Square, using a bottle of cider for a ball.

For full effect, break your best friend (and best man's) nose ... and say it had to happen ... pour encourager les autres. Remind him of this phrase for at least 10 years, and never apologise.

Insect Overlord

Ogle Read Ogle the entire "Pick the One Woman..." thread in one sitting.

smashey

In keeping with trout's rugby theme...

When playing on tour, depart the scrum to puke on the sideline.

Fart in the same scrum on your return.

Fratton Fred

smashey wrote: »

In keeping with trout's rugby theme...

When playing on tour, depart the scrum to puke on the sideline.

Fart in the same scrum on your return.

I've done that during Sunday morning football more than once.

middle of January, pissing down with rain, worst hang over ever and playing against a team that have just escaped from Broadmoor hospital. it's called fun apparantly:D

trout

smashey wrote: »

In keeping with trout's rugby theme...

When playing on tour, depart the scrum to puke on the sideline.

Fart in the same scrum on your return.

Used to do that once a season ... never mind once a lifetime.

I once puked in the scrum (just a little) and the wimpy prop I was grinding down tried to pull back from the stench.
He ended up collapsing the scrum ... and guess where he landed

smashey

trout wrote: »

He ended up collapsing the scrum ... and guess where he landed

I'd call that a perfectly executed scrum.

Pherekydes

ChewChew wrote: »

A brotherette's rightful place being behind the bar.

Fixed!

On topic: tell the wimminz who's in charge!

Gillo

Max_Damage wrote: »

Cycle drunk. T'is quite an experience, especially when you crash into a parked Mercedes-Benz E-Class....

Tried many times and failed (not a lot of mercs about!!!) also did it once on a micro scooter, hit a curb and did a somersault in the middle of Harcourt St. If I'd been quick I would have passed a cap around and posed as a busker to the crowds of onlookers:D

Will

Dutch oven your other half multiple times

jester77

Fall out of a pub in a different country on a Monday morning around about the time you should be going into work back in Ireland, phone work and leave a very professional answer on the receptionists answering machine saying that you won't be at work today because you are sick.... and then find out a few days later that you were actually talking to the receptionist and not the answering machine!

Gillo

Yeah, I hate it when receptionists say "beep"

the_syco

Try to fill a pint glass with puke.

Note to self: don't try to "top it off", get a new glass :rolleyes:

John Mason

the_syco wrote: »

Try to fill a pint glass with puke.

Note to self: don't try to "top it off", get a new glass :rolleyes:

urrgh, shame on you

shame on you

CreepingDeath

Other things to do... shoot a gun.
I took an NRA pistol course in the States, tis worth doing if only to pin up the paper firing range target on your desk as a warning to others.

Not sure if the NRA do a grenade class... will have to check.

Slow Motion

Sailed a tall ship in storm force one gales with 30 foot waves, went turkey huntin' in the woods in wisconsin with a pump action shotgun and some rednecks, white water canoeing, stood on top of a glacier.*







*Over a lifetime so far as opposed to one day

not yet

Get a room in the westbury for the weekend,2 stunning hookers,bag of cola....the diet type and hope god takes you by monday.

ellebelle

Slow Motion wrote: »

Sailed a tall ship in storm force one gales with 30 foot waves, went turkey huntin' in the woods in wisconsin with a pump action shotgun and some rednecks, white water canoeing, stood on top of a glacier.*







*Over a lifetime so far as opposed to one day

I did that one too........... excellent!!! One for all the girls to do too

Now carry on boys.... forget I was here.. I'll let myself out.

smashey

Charter a 40' catamaran in Brisbane and sit back and drink beer while the rest of the lads take turns at sailing.

Crash

Slow Motion wrote: »

white water canoeing, stood on top of a glacier.*

Did those two - both among the most fun things i've ever done. Sliding back down sections of said glacier on your arse only makes it better

Agent Smith

Walk around in your boxers the whole day - Try 4 days - Car crashes are a bitch


Drink until you can't feel feelings anymore - Done it many times

Leer at women and get caught - Done it. 4 of us got caught with the "sorry, i'm up here" line at the same time

Eat a whole packet of something on your own, it can be biscuits, cake, sausages etc - Oh lordy lordy yeah

Attend a BGRH event - been to all but 1 (i was in a diffrent continent and was More then likely Consuming my body weight in Food and Drink from the land of the free)

Touch Ginnyjo's hair - it is awesome - it is awesome!

attend oktoberfest - when i was 16 we had this ****e idea of called Dubfest. Basicly 6 of us went to diffrent fields and drank cans, all topped of With us Drinking champagne On top of Bray head at 4 in the morning. good times. COLD TIMES!

when your woman is giving out to you, smile, wink and slap her on the ass then run for your life! - Not yet, I'm only a Newly Anointed Brother, But give me time

I have run out of ideas but more will arrive in time... just ask yourself 'what would a brother do in your situation?' - Fart, scratch Belly, look For sandwiches

oh oh, make fun of and emasculate 'men' who eat salad... Anyone who has met me knows i am no salad boy

P.C.

trout wrote: »

Oktoberfest for sure ... a BGRH road trip will be taking place next year.

Be there.

Yes. I'm serious.

The good news: The Oktoberfest is the Business.

The bad news: Once you have been, you will want to go back every year. Thats how good it is. :cool:

Count me in for next year. But, book early - January, February would be a good time to book.

GabiP

Disregard your age or status Go to Electric Picnic arrive at 8pm on the friday after work with pre packed car pitch tent go to the arena enjoy the spectacular event over the following 2 days, see & do everything, meet strangers, take in how friendly everyone is, have the time of your life!:)

John Mason

Agent Smith wrote: »

Attend a BGRH event - been to all but 1 (i was in a diffrent continent and was More then likely Consuming my body weight in Food and Drink from the land of the free)[/B

well you definately werent at the first 2 and i am pretty sure you were at the third one ???????????????????

SmileyPaul

this may not seem very hardcore for brother but I am not insane!
get drunk then when you are about to break the seal (pee for the first time of the night) you must be already very drunk by the way :P
anyways as you pee.... chug your can its the best feeling ever! getting rid of bad liquids while refilling on gooduns