The End is nigh!!!

BaZmO* · 08-09-2008 10:09AM #1

This Wednesday to be precise.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1051070/Landmark-experiment-unlock-secrets-Big-Bang-cause-end-world-say-scientists-court-bid-halt-it.html

Hope you have all your affairs in order

Quazzie · 08-09-2008 10:12AM

FFS not another of these threads.

/Runs off and hides porn stack

Cheeky monkey · 08-09-2008 10:14AM

Haha we're ****ed

the drifter · 08-09-2008 10:22AM

to be honest...we deserve it:)

seamus · 08-09-2008 10:23AM

I love how you have pretty much every respected scientist in the world excited about this thing and confident that there's a better chance of winning the lotto than destroying the world, yet it just takes one crackpot to get the media all in a frenzy.

Oh wait, it's the daily mail. They probably just invented the crackpot.

I suppose, "Science experiment gone awry to destroy world" is much more fun than, "Scientists understand more of world. Rest of population now proportionally stupider."

ronano · 08-09-2008 10:24AM

on the plus side no more threads about it

Turd Ferguson · 08-09-2008 10:39AM

Lets start a 'who is going to be the past poster before the world gets sucked into a black hole' thread instead...

thelordofcheese · 08-09-2008 10:39AM

If this destroys the world, i'll laugh in stephen hawkins no-longer-existing face.

ejmaztec · 08-09-2008 10:45AM

At least those guys on the International Space Station will get a good view. :eek:

Ponster · 08-09-2008 10:46AM

This topic almost deserves its own forum.

Indie18 · 08-09-2008 10:47AM

ejmaztec wrote: »

At least those guys on the International Space Station will get a good view. :eek:

true their fate would be worse than ours cause they will see us get sucked ito our very own man made black whole and will know dom we are stuck up here until we starve to death.

thelordofcheese · 08-09-2008 10:48AM

Indie18 wrote: »

true their fate would be worse than ours cause they will see us get sucked ito our very own man made black whole and will know dom we are stuck up here until we starve to death.

Because the ISS would be able to stay that close to the event horizon of a black hole without getting sucked in......

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 08-09-2008 10:49AM

I wanna be sitting astride the thing, waving a cowboy hat in the air and shouting "YEEEE-HAAAWWWW" when they turn it on.

Indie18 · 08-09-2008 10:50AM

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Because the ISS would be able to stay that close to the event horizon of a black hole without getting sucked in......

ssshhh! let me have my fantasy.

Turd Ferguson · 08-09-2008 10:53AM

Well I have dabbled a bit in the field of Advanced Thermo Nuclear Physics, as a bit of a fun hobby like. But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.

thelordofcheese · 08-09-2008 10:53AM

Indie18 wrote: »

ssshhh! let me have my fantasy.

No dammit, for once science will reign supreme in AH.......... ahh fuckkit, go nuts, kid.

Here this will help fuel your imagination.

ejmaztec · 08-09-2008 10:57AM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Well I have dabbled a bit in the field of Advanced Thermo Nuclear Physics, as a bit of a fun hobby like. But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.

So the universe started with a big bang and ends with a big suck.

Indie18 · 08-09-2008 10:58AM

thelordofcheese wrote: »

No dammit, for once science will reign supreme in AH.......... ahh fuckkit, go nuts, kid.

Here this will help fuel your imagination.

thanks for the link to wiki for all the misinformation one could ever need.

Turd Ferguson · 08-09-2008 11:05AM

ejmaztec wrote: »

So the universe started with a big bang and ends with a big suck.

Nope, that was my Ma at said party...Jesus you need to pay attention

Pompey Magnus · 08-09-2008 11:11AM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.

Yore Ma's so fat she will plug the Black Hole and save us all.

Call Me Jimmy · 08-09-2008 11:16AM

Didn't the star trek lads used to fly in and out of black holes fairly handy?

ejmaztec · 08-09-2008 11:19AM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Nope, that was my Ma at said party...Jesus you need to pay attention

I hope that those scientists are paying more attention than me, particularly when they're reading the instruction manual. If it's written by an Ikea man, we're definitely screwed, because even Einstein couldn't have followed one of them. :eek:

120_Minutes · 08-09-2008 11:19AM

Within four years, one of these 'celestial vacuums' could have swollen to such a size that it is capable of sucking the Earth inside-out,

wait...2008 + 4 = 2012

those aztecs were right!!!! :eek:

BaZmO* · 08-09-2008 11:21AM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Didn't the star trek lads used to fly in and out of black holes fairly handy?

I think it was only Captain Kirk that was doing Uhura

Call Me Jimmy · 08-09-2008 11:22AM

120_Minutes wrote:

those aztecs were right!!!!

why... what they say?

08-09-2008 11:27AM

Ponster wrote: »

This topic almost deserves its own forum.

Or it could be made a sticky, then many of us would never bother to read it.

monkeyfudge · 08-09-2008 11:31AM

seamus wrote: »

I love how you have pretty much every respected scientist in the world excited about this thing and confident that there's a better chance of winning the lotto than destroying the world, yet it just takes one crackpot to get the media all in a frenzy.

He's also a chemist. So clearly he knows a lot about advanced particle physics.

Turd Ferguson · 08-09-2008 11:33AM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

why... what they say?

Apparently the world is going to end in 2012 and Englands Olympic hosting is just a big cover up so they can build a huge nuke or something that will destroy us all....
I believe there are some threads about that here somewhere

Carsinian Thau · 08-09-2008 11:41AM

120_Minutes wrote: »

wait...2008 + 4 = 2012

those aztecs were right!!!! :eek:

That was the Mayans. Also, iirc that theory may be due to a miscalculation/mistranslation.

Or maybe not...

And as another poster said: ffs, we have enough of these threads.

Turd Ferguson · 08-09-2008 11:44AM

Ahhhh, we can never have enough threads.

RxQueen · 08-09-2008 12:17PM

Im off work tomorrow, so lalala im going to enjoy my last day before i die! cant get much better than that!

The End is nigh!!!

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