The End is nigh!!!

BaZmO*

This Wednesday to be precise.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1051070/Landmark-experiment-unlock-secrets-Big-Bang-cause-end-world-say-scientists-court-bid-halt-it.html

Hope you have all your affairs in order

Quazzie

FFS not another of these threads.

/Runs off and hides porn stack

Cheeky monkey

Haha we're ****ed

the drifter

to be honest...we deserve it:)

seamus

I love how you have pretty much every respected scientist in the world excited about this thing and confident that there's a better chance of winning the lotto than destroying the world, yet it just takes one crackpot to get the media all in a frenzy.

Oh wait, it's the daily mail. They probably just invented the crackpot.

I suppose, "Science experiment gone awry to destroy world" is much more fun than, "Scientists understand more of world. Rest of population now proportionally stupider."

ronano

on the plus side no more threads about it

Turd Ferguson

Lets start a 'who is going to be the past poster before the world gets sucked into a black hole' thread instead...

thelordofcheese

If this destroys the world, i'll laugh in stephen hawkins no-longer-existing face.

ejmaztec

At least those guys on the International Space Station will get a good view. :eek:

Ponster

This topic almost deserves its own forum.

Indie18

ejmaztec wrote: »

At least those guys on the International Space Station will get a good view. :eek:

true their fate would be worse than ours cause they will see us get sucked ito our very own man made black whole and will know dom we are stuck up here until we starve to death.

thelordofcheese

Indie18 wrote: »

true their fate would be worse than ours cause they will see us get sucked ito our very own man made black whole and will know dom we are stuck up here until we starve to death.

Because the ISS would be able to stay that close to the event horizon of a black hole without getting sucked in......

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I wanna be sitting astride the thing, waving a cowboy hat in the air and shouting "YEEEE-HAAAWWWW" when they turn it on.

Indie18

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Because the ISS would be able to stay that close to the event horizon of a black hole without getting sucked in......

ssshhh! let me have my fantasy.

Turd Ferguson

Well I have dabbled a bit in the field of Advanced Thermo Nuclear Physics, as a bit of a fun hobby like. But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.

thelordofcheese

Indie18 wrote: »

ssshhh! let me have my fantasy.

No dammit, for once science will reign supreme in AH.......... ahh fuckkit, go nuts, kid.

Here this will help fuel your imagination.

ejmaztec

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Well I have dabbled a bit in the field of Advanced Thermo Nuclear Physics, as a bit of a fun hobby like. But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.

So the universe started with a big bang and ends with a big suck.

Indie18

thelordofcheese wrote: »

No dammit, for once science will reign supreme in AH.......... ahh fuckkit, go nuts, kid.

Here this will help fuel your imagination.

thanks for the link to wiki for all the misinformation one could ever need.

Turd Ferguson

ejmaztec wrote: »

So the universe started with a big bang and ends with a big suck.

Nope, that was my Ma at said party...Jesus you need to pay attention

Pompey Magnus

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.

Yore Ma's so fat she will plug the Black Hole and save us all.

Call Me Jimmy

Didn't the star trek lads used to fly in and out of black holes fairly handy?

ejmaztec

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Nope, that was my Ma at said party...Jesus you need to pay attention

I hope that those scientists are paying more attention than me, particularly when they're reading the instruction manual. If it's written by an Ikea man, we're definitely screwed, because even Einstein couldn't have followed one of them. :eek:

120_Minutes

Within four years, one of these 'celestial vacuums' could have swollen to such a size that it is capable of sucking the Earth inside-out,

wait...2008 + 4 = 2012

those aztecs were right!!!! :eek:

BaZmO*

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Didn't the star trek lads used to fly in and out of black holes fairly handy?

I think it was only Captain Kirk that was doing Uhura

Call Me Jimmy

120_Minutes wrote:

those aztecs were right!!!!

why... what they say?

Black Swan

Ponster wrote: »

This topic almost deserves its own forum.

Or it could be made a sticky, then many of us would never bother to read it.

monkeyfudge

seamus wrote: »

I love how you have pretty much every respected scientist in the world excited about this thing and confident that there's a better chance of winning the lotto than destroying the world, yet it just takes one crackpot to get the media all in a frenzy.

He's also a chemist. So clearly he knows a lot about advanced particle physics.

Turd Ferguson

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

why... what they say?

Apparently the world is going to end in 2012 and Englands Olympic hosting is just a big cover up so they can build a huge nuke or something that will destroy us all....
I believe there are some threads about that here somewhere

Carsinian Thau

120_Minutes wrote: »

wait...2008 + 4 = 2012

those aztecs were right!!!! :eek:

That was the Mayans. Also, iirc that theory may be due to a miscalculation/mistranslation.

Or maybe not...

And as another poster said: ffs, we have enough of these threads.

Turd Ferguson

Ahhhh, we can never have enough threads.

RxQueen

Im off work tomorrow, so lalala im going to enjoy my last day before i die! cant get much better than that!

antodeco

emo!! wrote: »

Im off work tomorrow, so lalala im going to enjoy my last day before i die! cant get much better than that!

I reckon not dying would be better, but its up for debate :pac:

RxQueen

antodeco wrote: »

I reckon not dying would be better, but its up for debate :pac:

I Know, I know!! but I'm just trying to look at the bright side of things yanomean:D

Turd Ferguson

emo!! wrote: »

I Know, I know!! but I'm just trying to look at the bright side of things yanomean:D

Isnt a black hole the polar opposite of the bright side?

RxQueen

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Isnt a black hole the polar opposite of the bright side?

No need to get techincal:p

Setun

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Isnt a black hole the polar opposite of the bright side?

I just think of it as a cosmic hoover.

Anyone up for an end of the world party on booterstown strand tomorrow night? I'll bring the barbeque. The BGRH lads can ransack a pub and bring a hundred kegs of fine beer and some wimmens, and film forum folk can steal a cinema projector and a screen. I've got a copy of darkplace we can watch aswell. :pac:

Turd Ferguson

Daddio wrote: »

I just think of it as a cosmic hoover.

Anyone up for an end of the world party on booterstown strand tomorrow night? I'll bring the barbeque. The BGRH lads can ransack a pub and bring a hundred kegs of fine beer and some wimmens, and film forum folk can steal a cinema projector and a screen. I've got a copy of darkplace we can watch aswell. :pac:

Yeah, cos I'm going to spend my last night on Earth with all you losers :rolleyes:

RxQueen

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Yeah, cos I'm going to spend my last night on Earth with all you losers :rolleyes:

We all know you really want to , don't lie

Turd Ferguson

emo!! wrote: »

We all know you really want to , don't lie

Am I that obvious

RxQueen

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Am I that obvious

yes, yes you are

Time Magazine

Goys everyone knows the world ended when house prices starting dropping last year.

It's all about the future now.

KnifeWRENCH

FFS, I've a hospital appointment Wednesday. What a boring way to spend my last day on Earth :mad:
Ah well, planet Earth is shite anyway, it deserves to be destroyed.

Crackpot doomsday prophet > Well respected and knowledgeable scientists

Turd Ferguson

David McWilliams wrote: »

Goys everyone knows the world ended when house prices starting dropping last year.

It's all about the future now.

Oh noes, Daid McWilliams!!! Who let this gobshite on the internet? :pac:

ewj1978

I think i'll sit back relax chill, on my roof, couple of cans ,some ho's, couple of tabs and watch it all go down the tube tbh.

Numina

ewj1978 wrote: »

I think i'll sit back relax chill, on my roof, couple of cans ,some ho's, couple of tabs and watch it all go down the tube tbh.

You'll certainly look like a weirdo then when you have to go back inside because nothing is going to happen.

As soon as I saw a link to the Daily Mail, I facepalmed in my mind.

BaZmO*

Numina wrote: »

As soon as I saw a link to the Daily Mail, I facepalmed in my mind.

Just happened to be the first Google result I got.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/15/science/15risk.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/sep/08/particlephysics.physics

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7600966.stm

Loads more news agencies reporting, although it's bollóx tbh.

Honey-ec

Daddio wrote: »

The BGRH lads can ransack a pub and bring a hundred kegs of fine beer. :pac:

Not a chance if the Dodgy Pub Practices thread is to be believed. It'll be a mixture of drip tray slops, Tesco own-brand vodka, unsold re-capped bottles and quite possibly sweat that's dripped off some crooked barmen, all sloshed together and funnelled into a keg for returning to Diageo.

Turd Ferguson

Here is a better link

Parsley

If there was any chance in hell of this happening, I think the worst part would be four years of people saying "I told you so". :pac:

ewj1978

Numina wrote: »

You'll certainly look like a weirdo then when you have to go back inside because nothing is going to happen.

As soon as I saw a link to the Daily Mail, I facepalmed in my mind.

No with the amounts of drink and drugs in my system i'll watch it in my minds eye...:D

lostinnappies

ah well i had fun lol