Strangest thing that happened at a session!

AlkalineAcid · 07-09-2008 06:30AM

JC 2K3 wrote: »

I found nutmeg in the press in someone's house at a party once and convinced some people to consume some. One lad even snorted some.

Poor guy, next day must've been hell

Did the nutmeg hallucinogen thing work??

JC 2K3 · 07-09-2008 12:05PM

Supposedly. Probably not in the doses anyone took, which would have resulted in extreme tiredness and made their hangover even worse. It did for me anyway.

It wasn't really malicious on my part, just was young and drunk and thought "OMG, let's get high off nutmeg".

Incidentally, alcohol and nutmeg is not the safest combination in the world, it was fairly stupid looking back on it.

nobodythere · 07-09-2008 04:13PM

A crazy friend-of-a-friend was in a pub pished, and there was some guy playing acoustic guitar and singing, the usual ****e annoying the head of everyone. So he walks over to the wall socket and plugs out all the plugs, and then shouts "SHUT THE **** UP!" at the guitarist.

To his surprise everyone in the pub started cheering

Mad bastard.

Fringe · 07-09-2008 07:54PM

Last night, a fat girl got terribly drunk. She fell and broke a laundry basket, broke a vase, threw up everywhere and I missed this but she fell into the bath and got stuck. It took four people to get her out.

bluto63 · 07-09-2008 09:58PM

A party I went to ended with all the guys runnin out onto the road with their pants round their ankles. One guy was runnin around spankin everyone, it hurt like hell...

dresden8 · 07-09-2008 10:29PM

gloobag wrote: »

While on holidays a few years back, one of the lads that was with us got completely rat arsed on a night out and decides to stumble home a bit early. We arrive back to the apartment a few hours later all sloshed and full of fun and decide to play a wee prank on him while he's passed out.

We went down to the cafe that was downstairs and stole a few sachets of mayo. Unravelled a couple of condoms and emptied a bit of the mayo into each one. Threw one on the floor beside the bed he was collapsed in, while one of the other lads got your mans toothbrush, put the other condom over it and proceeded to surgically insert it in your mans bung hole, carefully pulled out the toothbrush, then leaving what appeared to be a jiz filled rubber in your mans bum.

Needless to say, we all set our alarms a little earlier so we could see the look on his face when he woke up. Your man stumbles out of the bedroom the next morning clutching a large scrucnhed up ball of tissue, looking a little shell shocked. Then, one of the lads says, "Who's yer man you were talking to lastnight? You seemed to disappear after you got talking to him." To which his response was, to just disappear into the bathroom.

I don't know how, but we all managed to keep a straight face about it, and to this day your man has never mentioned it to any of us

This is all so gay. Statements like

got your mans toothbrush, put the other condom over it and proceeded to surgically insert it in your mans bung hole

says a lot more about you and your friends than the victim.

Guys don't go near other guys bung holes.

Homos.

JC 2K3 · 07-09-2008 11:21PM

^Yeah, I found that part of that story quite odd. :S

gandhi123 · 08-09-2008 03:13AM

the weirdest thing that happened at a session happened when i was about 15/16...

Being underage an all, we were drinking in the outdoor inn ya know.. anyways near the end of the night one of the lads out of no where just starts balling his eyes out (in fairness he was almost kicked out his gaf that week), then another lad starts cryin cause of somthein else then another lad.. eventually out of the 5 lads an 3 girls, me an onther girl where the only one not crying.... how arkward did we feel... it was like a fookin scene from Muary Or Oprah FFS...!!
Funnily Enough that night wasnt mentioned by the "hard" men who were crying...:pac::pac:

Creamy Goodness · 08-09-2008 03:21AM

JC 2K3 wrote: »

alcohol and nutmeg is not the safest combination in the world, it was fairly stupid looking back on it.

nutmeg will kill you if it's injected intravenously.

smellslikeshoes · 08-09-2008 04:52AM

Cremo wrote: »

nutmeg will kill you if it's injected intravenously.

I'm sure lots of other household foods would too if you stuck them into you intravenously.

Having tried eating it a few times in my late teens I can safely say I'd never recommend anyone to go near it. It has some horrible effects and can make you quite sick. Waking up the next day with a mouth so dry that your lips have cracked and are bleeding and a thirst that can only be quenched for a few minutes is a horrible feeling.

fakearms123 · 08-09-2008 10:18AM

A friend of mine Willow (nickname) went to one of the Greek islands last summer with 2 of his friends from work. They went out on a mad session on the party island. They had been drinking all day in the sun which was followed by a night out, sunburnt faces and everything. One of Willow's friends disappeared from there group and wandered down to the beach where he passed out. The next morning he was woken up by some middle aged Greek man giving him head on a fold out chair on the beach. He freaked out and hit the man over the head with a glass bottle which left him bloodied up. Willow's friend was arrested that morning and was bailed out by friends with a big fine later that day. He will never live it down. NUTS!

Futurecrook · 08-09-2008 12:45PM

Will wrote: »

At christmas one lad got hammered, stripped and put a santa hat on his d!ck, pranced around and posed for photos.

Was that lad you Will...?

At a friends birthday one of the guys whipped "it" out and took pics with her camera...

Why guys do that Ill never know... :rolleyes:

At another session. One of my mates disappeared off with some guy and came back hours later with grass stains all over the knees of her jeans, but was adament that nothing had happened! :P

shotgun mike · 27-10-2008 03:38PM

I know a guy that licked a cat's arse for 50 quid..... says he'd do it again in a flash

Prof.Badass · 27-10-2008 05:05PM

JC 2K3 wrote: »

I found nutmeg in the press in someone's house at a party once and convinced some people to consume some. One lad even snorted some.

Poor guy, next day must've been hell

I did nutmeg once, horrible, horrible expeirience. I only took half the dose i was told to (i was taking a test dose). Apparently if i had have taken yer mans word on it and taken his reccomended dose i could have died (apparently you can easily kill yourself with that stuff).

It doesn't get you high, it just makes you feel like you weigh a ton. It's a practival joke done on innocent naiive 14 year olds, do some internet research and you'll find there's plenty of ways to get high without breaking the law, nutmeg is most definately not one of them.

Anyway, My friend hooked up his laptop to his widescreen tv once to show us something. He went out of the room and we all started putting on all sorts of sick **** (2 girls one cup ect). He was pretty horrified, not to mention the girls :pac:!

Strangest thing that happened at a session!

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