Free condom..ints...?

glenn3ie · 04-09-2008 10:58AM #1

So when do we get all our free stuff that college is so famous for?!

Shiny · 04-09-2008 11:09AM

At random times during the year but particularly during the likes of
rag week, clubs and socks day, etc.

Matthewthebig · 04-09-2008 11:09AM

Just because you're getting them for free doesn't mean you'll be getting it for free.

04-09-2008 11:11AM

Freshers pack during orientation week, then there are free condoms during shag week and then I think that is it...DCU will charge the **** out of you for anything else...surprisingly though Pharmhealth on campus is actually pretty competitive and Chambers pharmacy up by the slipper give you a discount if you show them your DCU card...

Shiny · 04-09-2008 11:13AM

Matthewthebig wrote: »

Just because you're getting them for free doesn't mean you'll be getting it for free.

Well when a girl came up to me with a bucket of them and I took a fistful,
it seemed pretty free to me.
The fact that she didn't ask for money was also an indicator.

04-09-2008 11:15AM

A bucket of sex vouchers or condoms?

Shiny · 04-09-2008 11:19AM

Condoms!!!!

Catuohy · 04-09-2008 11:27AM

Shiny wrote: »

Well when a girl came up to me with a bucket of them and I took a fistful,
it seemed pretty free to me.
The fact that she didn't ask for money was also an indicator.

No i think he meant you won't be getting IT for free...

Shiny · 04-09-2008 11:31AM

Damn lack of emphasis on the "IT". :rolleyes:

But yeah, loads of condoms.
They weren't Durex or anything, just some brand that
I have never heard of.

glenn3ie · 04-09-2008 11:33AM

It always seems to be Durex.. maybe there's a market opening there for any business students? An Irish brand of condoms..maybe call them gnéas? I'm sure you could find a few friendly students in DCU who would conduct market research and test out your prototypes!

Catuohy · 04-09-2008 11:34AM

Shiny wrote: »

Damn lack of emphasis on the "IT". :rolleyes:

But yeah, loads of condoms.
They weren't Durex or anything, just some brand that
I have never heard of.

Yeah if you need to wait for free condoms i doubt your getting very much of IT anyway :P

glenn3ie · 04-09-2008 11:44AM

Catuohy wrote: »

Yeah if you need to wait for free condoms i doubt your getting very much of IT anyway :P

Very true! Ah they're not even that expensive.. well that all depends on how much you're using them I suppose :P

Katniss everMean · 04-09-2008 12:43PM

You just walk into the SU to the welfare officer(or whatever he is called now) and ask for condoms, they have a big box of them there to give out on request, also all your lube needs. During shag week you get shag packs with booklets, condoms, lube and some random stuff. Also I don't think they hand out Durex, its something boy..

When you go for your tour with the SU they give you goodie packs with random food leaflets, if you sign up to AIB in the library you get like free credit and USB stick, Bank of Ireland are at the gates to sign people up to, but there not allowed on campus. Usually redbull and some ice cream place turn up and give out free samples too...

<shushes>

robby^5 · 04-09-2008 01:18PM

Catuohy wrote: »

Yeah if you need to wait for free condoms i doubt your getting very much of IT anyway :P

Yeah but they'll come in handy for a few posh ****.

........awwww yeah

04-09-2008 02:15PM

robby^5 wrote: »

Yeah but they'll come in handy for a few posh ****.

:eek: Did he just go there?

Fyr.Fytr · 04-09-2008 02:29PM

Well its eighter that or they give out free kleenex

Shiny · 04-09-2008 02:33PM

Fyr.Fytr wrote: »

Well its eighter that or they give out free kleenex

I was actually given free toilet roll and a pledge duster one time. :cool:

04-09-2008 02:36PM

Also, eurospar is quite good on the auld freebies with dolmio...

Fyr.Fytr · 04-09-2008 02:53PM

Duely noted, anyother free stuff a fresher like myself shout be made aware of?

An Citeog · 04-09-2008 03:55PM

Angelkat7 wrote: »

You just walk into the SU to the welfare officer(or whatever he is called now) and ask for condoms, they have a big box of them there to give out on request, also all your lube needs. During shag week you get shag packs with booklets, condoms, lube and some random stuff. Also I don't think they hand out Durex, its something boy..

Billy Boy ftw!

Anyway, if you're that desperate, just request a free sample here: http://www.durex.com/ie/aboutdurex/contactdurex.asp

They'll probably even throw in some free flavoured lube for good measure!:D

glenn3ie · 04-09-2008 05:28PM

An Citeog wrote: »

Billy Boy ftw!

Anyway, if you're that desperate, just request a free sample here: http://www.durex.com/ie/aboutdurex/contactdurex.asp

They'll probably even throw in some free flavoured lube for good measure!:D

Imagine the embarrassment of a durex truck driving down your road with your delivery :P

Diarmaid07 · 04-09-2008 09:04PM

Embarrassment? What's embarrasing about getting condoms?

"I'm going to get laid. Woe is me."

=p

glenn3ie · 04-09-2008 09:35PM

Diarmaid07 wrote: »

Embarrassment? What's embarrasing about getting condoms?

"I'm going to get laid. Woe is me."

=p

You haven't met some of the people who live on my road!

g5fd6ow0hseima · 04-09-2008 11:01PM

robby^5 wrote: »

Yeah but they'll come in handy for a few posh ****.

........awwww yeah

(nods head)

GrumPy · 04-09-2008 11:03PM

Matthewthebig wrote: »

Just because you're getting them for free doesn't mean you'll be getting it for free.

Is that a challenge?

mehfesto2 · 04-09-2008 11:05PM

I doubt it's a truckload!

I'd say it's more like a wee parcel.
Also, if you're reaaaaallllly stuck for money and you need a few mister-covers, the E2 shop on Liffey Street does them. And cowboy hats too. And a spanking paddle... ...truth be told you could liven up your sex life for under a tenner in there. :pac:

g5fd6ow0hseima · 04-09-2008 11:05PM

Hopefully they'll be handing out wilkinson sword quattros in those bags like they did last year, grabbed a few of them and saved myself a lotta money in the process.

But hopefully - NO ADEZ

04-09-2008 11:09PM

Jaysus that stuff was putrid, also, sign up for bank accounts...BOI give you a welcome pack, think AIB give you money too...and a free travelcard...

Ehm, I think they were also giving out free riverrock aswell at that stand with the Aids...

Also, free Irish Timesesesesesesesesssssss were around the place...

And, clubs and socs day brings with it a nice bit of stuff...

Also, DCU is the place if you truly love red bull...

Katniss everMean · 04-09-2008 11:30PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Also, DCU is the place if you truly love red bull...

I am so feed up of redbull being around tbh...

04-09-2008 11:38PM

Maybe i'm bitter because I couldn't go but they seemed to own the summer ball...

Also, that stuff is rank...

g5fd6ow0hseima · 05-09-2008 12:01AM

its all about the freshers ball - locked

Free condom..ints...?

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