Men

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 30-08-2008 09:43AM #1

I'm beginning to form the opinion that men are catching the insecurity disease off women.

Following on from the Bailey's thread where, apparently, if we drink Bailey's, other men are thinking we're gay. Who the fvck are these guys?! Are they the same men who are scared to hug another man in public...? Are these the same men who started threads about the 'correct' way to tie your shoelaces?

Whatever happened to real men? Who couild express themseves openly without having to worry what someone else is thinking? Christ, it'll be hushed celeb gossip at the water cooler next...

Saruman · 30-08-2008 09:45AM

What is happening is probably that women prefer the more sensitive man, or at least give off that impression. So a lot of men trying to impress have no choice.

PurpleBerry · 30-08-2008 09:49AM

Ug. Me man. Me drinky Baileys. You look at me funny me hit you over hit with bottle. You no laugh then. Me real man. Ug.

Actually I don't understand the idea behind "real men drink only beer". Spirits are stronger than beer.

Degsy · 30-08-2008 09:56AM

Well let me tell you something.The way i see "men" behaving today is enough to make you go out and buy a dress.
They eat quiche
They eat paninis
They eat Wraps
They eat sushi
They drink de-caffe-double-expresso-tall-lattes
They moisturise
They grow long fringes and bleach them(scumags only)
They spend hours gelling and waxing thier overlong,womanly hair
And so on.
Bunch of poofs

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 30-08-2008 09:59AM

this is what happens when you give women the vote.

we were warned people, we were warned.

KTRIC · 30-08-2008 10:00AM

Degsy wrote: »

They eat sushi
They moisturise

I've been moisturising and eating Sushi way before it was Ghey.

Phsyche · 30-08-2008 10:00AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Whatever happened to real men? Who couild express themseves openly without having to worry what someone else is thinking?

They immigrated...?

Degsy · 30-08-2008 10:02AM

KTRIC wrote: »

I've been moisturising and eating Sushi way before it was Ghey.

It was ALWAYS ghey!!

KTRIC · 30-08-2008 10:06AM

Degsy wrote: »

It was ALWAYS ghey!!

Eh well

Erm

Yore Ma :P

SV · 30-08-2008 10:09AM

What's wrong with paninis ffs!!

as for mositurising and gelling the hair etc...
if you spend any longer than 2-3 minutes gelling your hair then you have a severe case of the ghey.

ewj1978 · 30-08-2008 10:14AM

Real men....

Shower twice a week.
Only get hair cuts when its in their eyes.
Spit.
Curse.
Drink whatever they goddamn want.
Wear Blue denims and 1 colour tops.
Laugh out loud.
Hold doors open.
Don't read girly mens mags about the latest mens fashions....

Degsy · 30-08-2008 10:22AM

ClioV6 wrote: »

What's wrong with paninis ffs!!

as for mositurising and gelling the hair etc...
if you spend any longer than 2-3 minutes gelling your hair then you have a severe case of the ghey.

Paninis are gay,"continental",trendy,poofy non-food!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 30-08-2008 10:24AM

Degsy wrote: »

Paninis are gay,"continental",trendy,poofy non-food!!

oxymornon...?

Did havea panini once. The gobsh1te making it put lettuce and mayo in it and THEN toasted it

ewj1978 · 30-08-2008 10:25AM

Bread should have a crust atleast 1/2 inch thick... then you can safely dip it in your soup/tea

Degsy · 30-08-2008 10:27AM

ewj1978 wrote: »

Real men....

Shower twice a week.
Only get hair cuts when its in their eyes.
Spit.
Curse.
Drink whatever they goddamn want.
Wear Blue denims and 1 colour tops.
Laugh out loud.
Hold doors open.
Don't read girly mens mags about the latest mens fashions....

I would agree with that except for the bit about getting your hair cut when its in your eyes.
Real men shave thier own heads as soon as thier hair becomes more than an inch long.
Any longer than that marks you as a gay,a hippy or an unemployed.
Furthermore real men fart at will,leer at women and keep plates under the bed.
Any longer is either gay or hippy.

Degsy · 30-08-2008 10:32AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

oxymornon...?

Did havea panini once. The gobsh1te making it put lettuce and mayo in it and THEN toasted it

Let me explain.
Continental men are gay,they cry and wring thier hands and know how to cook.
Continental food is nouvelle cuisine..carmelised eggs,terrine of poached salmon,onion tartlet..all gay.
Continental breakfast is a croissont and orange juice,eaten by gays who are "worried about thier cholesterol".They're so angsty they dont realise sugar and caffeine will kill you faster than sausages and white bread.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 30-08-2008 10:32AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I'm beginning to form the opinion that men are catching the insecurity disease off women.

Following on from the Bailey's thread where, apparently, if we drink Bailey's, other men are thinking we're gay. Who the fvck are these guys?! Are they the same men who are scared to hug another man in public...? Are these the same men who started threads about the 'correct' way to tie your shoelaces?

Whatever happened to real men? Who couild express themseves openly without having to worry what someone else is thinking? Christ, it'll be hushed celeb gossip at the water cooler next...

Is there something you're trying to tell us?

Odysseus · 30-08-2008 10:32AM

Degsy wrote: »

I would agree with that except for the bit about getting your hair cut when its in your eyes.
Real men shave thier own heads as soon as thier hair becomes more than an inch long.
Any longer than that marks you as a gay,a hippy or an unemployed.
Furthermore real men fart at will,leer at women and keep plates under the bed.
Any longer is either gay or hippy.

+ 1. Except I just shave it every forthnight. The most important thing is if you have to do anything to it, it needs to be cut.

brianthebard · 30-08-2008 10:35AM

Degsy wrote: »

Let me explain.
Continental men are gay,they cry and wring thier hands and know how to cook.
Continental food is nouvelle cuisine..carmelised eggs,terrine of poached salmon,onion tartlet..all gay.
Continental breakfast is a croissont and orange juice,eaten by gays who are "worried about thier cholesterol".They're so angsty they dont realise sugar and caffeine will kill you faster than sausages and white bread.

You seem to know an awful lot about these continentals and their ways...obsessed much? Just step out of the closet degsy, get it over with.

Degsy · 30-08-2008 10:37AM

brianthebard wrote: »

You seem to know an awful lot about these continentals and their ways...obsessed much? Just step out of the closet degsy, get it over with.

I'm a man of the world,brian.
A long-haired person like you will never understand what it means to be masculine.

brianthebard · 30-08-2008 10:42AM

Degsy wrote: »

I'm a man of the world,brian.
A long-haired person like you will never understand what it means to be masculine.

Lolz just because you can't grow your hair....

Epic Tissue · 30-08-2008 10:51AM

"Real men" - that's a much bigger insecurity than any of the examples posted.

Degsy · 30-08-2008 10:57AM

brianthebard wrote: »

Lolz just because you can't grow your hair....

I wouldnt want to.
Looking like a girl is not high on my list of priorities.
Bring back national service i say!

ewj1978 · 30-08-2008 10:59AM

brianthebard wrote: »

Lolz just because you can't grow your hair....

damn my secrets out... yes I'm going Bald.. but hey I dont care.. Its natural, I'd prefer baldness to putting streaks in my hair..poofs I tell ya POOFS!!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 30-08-2008 11:05AM

brianthebard wrote: »

You seem to know an awful lot about these continentals and their ways...obsessed much? Just step out of the closet degsy, get it over with.

Insecure is the word I'd use. I should have just put the word 'Degsy' in the OP and left it at that!

PurpleBerry · 30-08-2008 11:06AM

Bah "real men" "real women" where do all the pretend men and women hang out?

As far as I can see rom the various "real men" and "real woman" debates, "real men" are corse, gruff, hairy-chested, beer-drinking baldies and "real women" are fat.

Degsy · 30-08-2008 11:17AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Insecure is the word I'd use. I should have just put the word 'Degsy' in the OP and left it at that!

Do i sound insecure?
Not me son.
I'm just concerned that blokes are turning into girls and they're not even aware of it.It might be too late to turn back the tide now.Being ghey is becoming an accepted norm.
Sad really..

ewj1978 · 30-08-2008 11:20AM

I try not to laugh when i see blokes in pink shirts... i try but usually fail..

professore · 30-08-2008 11:22AM

brianthebard wrote: »

Lolz just because you can't grow your hair....

Long hair is Ghey ... just look at those nice Communards ... and Right Said Fred.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 30-08-2008 11:23AM

Degsy wrote: »

Do i sound insecure?
Not me son.
I'm just concerned that blokes are turning into girls and they're not even aware of it.It might be too late to turn back the tide now.Being ghey is becoming an accepted norm.
Sad really..

Homophobic then...? Or maybe you're Phelpsing....?
And DEFINITELY insecure if it bothers you that much...

brianthebard · 30-08-2008 11:36AM

Real men know that it takes more than a hairstyle, a choice of drink, or clothes to make them men. Real men define themselves.

Men

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