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Disease kills 160 in two weeks

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  • #32
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Silenceisbliss wrote: »
    that would be half of boards.ie then....
    2 birds with one stone.
    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    Have you no consideration for Monkeyfudge's feelings? He'll be a broken monkey.
    Good, monkeys are evil and don't have feelings anyway. I've nothing against chimps and bonobo monkeys though, their fine upstanding primates of the community.


  • #33
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    It's NOT Lupus!

    It's NEVER lupus.

    But lets test for it anyway....


  • #34
    Tricity Bendix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Tricity Bendix


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    It's NOT Lupus!
    But the LP was clean, we've run tox-screens for everything we can think of, there is no sign of any cancers, and there is only 7 minutes left in the show, which gives us only 2 minutes to find the diease and treat it, allowing for four minutes of House berating the patient and their partner/parent/dog/rabbi and one minute playing paino and popping pills.


  • #35
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    It's NEVER lupus.

    But lets test for it anyway....
    b.ie curious wrote: »
    But the LP was clean, we've run tox-screens for everything we can think of, there is no sign of any cancers, and there is only 7 minutes left in the show, which gives us only 2 minutes to find the diease and treat it, allowing for four minutes of House berating the patient and their partner/parent/dog/rabbi and one minute playing paino and popping pills.

    Did Chase run the tests?

    Because if so...

    *makes dodgy hand gesture*


  • #36
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Did Chase run the tests?

    Because if so...

    *makes dodgy hand gesture*

    Did anyone check to see if Cameron bonded with the patient at all? Because if she did....

    *makes slitting throat gesture*


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  • #37
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    Did anyone check to see if Cameron bonded with the patient at all? Because if she did....

    *makes slitting throat gesture*

    It doesn't matter at this stage. Let's stop treatment.


  • #38
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,723 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    BBC wrote:
    "Houses are surrounded by stinking filth and roads are waterlogged — perfect breeding grounds for diseases like malaria."

    Finglas is fooked then.


  • #39
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    It doesn't matter at this stage. Let's stop treatment.

    Ok then, i'm off to get a new perscription for vicodin.
    And then to steal wilsons lunch.


  • #40
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    Ok then, i'm off to get a new perscription for vicodin.
    And then to steal wilsons lunch.

    Wait, if you're House, who am I?

    *checks butt*

    Cuddy? Alright!


  • #41
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I don't watch House and am struggling to follow your in jokes. Can you please let me know which characters from said TV programme correspond to the following medical show people:

    Dr. Quincy (stubborn, intelligent, resourceful, compassionate, rebellious)
    Sam (Quincy's lab assistant. Hardworking but doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.)
    Dr. Doug Ross (ruggedly handsome one dimensional doctor)
    Dr. Carrie Weaver (permanently on one crutch, hospital adminstration type)
    Becker (uncaring doctor with mild psychological problems, dates chicks who are much younger than he looks)
    Becker's receptionist (Big cans, ditsy)
    Dr. Perry Cox (egotistical doctor, plays awful roles in films lately)

    Thanks that would really help me get a feel for what the hell you're on about.


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  • #42
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    javaboy wrote: »
    Dr. Quincy (stubborn, intelligent, resourceful, compassionate, rebellious)
    Dr. Doug Ross (ruggedly handsome one dimensional doctor)
    Dr. Carrie Weaver (permanently on one crutch, hospital adminstration type)
    Becker (uncaring doctor with mild psychological problems, dates chicks who are much younger than he looks)
    Dr. Perry Cox (egotistical doctor, plays awful roles in films lately)

    Dr. House
    javaboy wrote: »
    Dr. Quincy (stubborn, intelligent, resourceful, compassionate, rebellious)
    Sam (Quincy's lab assistant. Hardworking but doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.)
    Dr. Doug Ross (ruggedly handsome one dimensional doctor)

    Dr. Chase
    javaboy wrote: »
    Dr. Quincy (stubborn, intelligent, resourceful, compassionate, rebellious)
    Sam (Quincy's lab assistant. Hardworking but doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.)
    Dr. Doug Ross (ruggedly handsome one dimensional doctor)

    Dr. Cameron
    javaboy wrote: »
    Dr. Quincy (stubborn, intelligent, resourceful, compassionate, rebellious)
    Dr. Carrie Weaver (permanently on one crutch, hospital adminstration type)

    Dr. Cuddy
    javaboy wrote: »
    I don't watch House

    Watch House.


  • #43
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Watch House.

    Do eeeeeeeet!


  • #44
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Mahatma coat wrote: »
    beacause the infected in this situation are from the wrong Demographic/Continent/Race for the Viewing public (us) to care about

    Like you'd give a **** even if it was reported... really what would this 'caring' involve? A '****ing hell' at best and then ye'd forget about it.


  • #45
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Like you'd give a **** even if it was reported... really what would this 'caring' involve? A '****ing hell' at best and then ye'd forget about it.

    Well for starters, I'd break out the disinfectant for the welcome mat like when that Eye and Ear thing happened on the Cooley peninsula.


  • #46
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    javaboy wrote: »
    Becker (uncaring doctor with mild psychological problems, dates chicks who are much younger than he looks)

    Becker isn't uncaring.
    He just finds it difficult to deal with annoying people.

    That is all.


  • #47
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Dr. House
    Dr. Chase
    Dr. Cameron
    Dr. Cuddy

    Watch House.

    So wait. Nobody has big cans on this House you speak of? :mad:


  • #48
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    javaboy wrote: »
    So wait. Nobody has big cans on this House you speak of?

    No, but Dr. Cameron and Dr. Cuddy both have lovely bottoms.

    And I understand there is a new girl in the 4th series who is also lovely.


  • #49
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Super AIDS is upon us :(


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