Ugly Footballers

Pigman · 01-09-2002 03:25PM #1

Found this site when looking for a site that had jokes about Bobby Charltons old 'haircut'

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/

Denis Irwin is the only player born in ROI to get an honourable mention (but he's from cork so that was to be expected!).

Oh, what a handsome race of people we are!

TwoShedsJackson · 01-09-2002 03:52PM

Kinda surprising that Ronaldinho didn't make the 2002 WC XI

As for no Martin Keown in the England XI, that's just silly - Keown's as ugly as it gets.

mike65 · 01-09-2002 05:15PM

Check out this -

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/rogues/ugly_injuries/ugly_injuries2.html

Terry Butcher by name...:D

Mike.

cheeky_monkey · 01-09-2002 08:32PM

As for no Martin Keown in the England XI, that's just silly - Keown's as ugly as it gets

He was the first person to come into my head when I saw the thread title - he's a mutant!

Remember the United Uglies email with Luke Chadwick? That was classic. Colin hendry's a mug also.

Robbo · 03-09-2002 12:01AM

I remember a fanzine that was on sale in Easons a number of years ago called "The Onion Bag". They used to run a "Soccer Sex Gods" section featuring such beauties as Iain Dowie and Graham Kelly.

Anyone else ever read this?

PiE · 04-09-2002 01:08AM

Luke Chadwick off Man U should win, he's the most wretched thing ever.

Those pics there dont do his ugliness justice.

Pepe LeFrits · 04-09-2002 02:26AM

hehe, great site.

Savage from Birmingham really should be there tho.

Hairy Homer · 04-09-2002 04:52PM

Am I the only one struck by the irony of a poster called Pigman looking down his snout at footballers who are less than Adonis like in their countenance?

Have a look at the Beauty and the Beast page on that site and see the sort of babes these super fit, athletic, high-stamina and let's not forget filthy rich guys get to sleep with. (What doo they see in them?)

I bet Martin Keown's got a sorer knob than any poster here, and not from being elbowed by Roy Keane either.

Thanx 4 The Fish · 04-09-2002 05:20PM

Noted Absence of Lee Carsley there too.

Pigman · 07-09-2002 12:44AM

Originally posted by Hairy Homer
Am I the only one struck by the irony of a poster called Pigman looking down his snout at footballers who are less than Adonis like in their countenance?

Yes Homer you are totally alone in your amazingly astute observation.

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