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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Very true.

    How is 'sex' being defined in this thread ?

    Nodule through orifice I would imagine.
    Though obv. picking someone else's nose wouldnt count


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Very true.

    How is 'sex' being defined in this thread ?

    licking, sucking, fucking.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    longshanks wrote: »
    licking, sucking, fucking.

    How did he say a bold word with been censored? :eek:

    I want one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    He used the "no censor" tags...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    How did he say a bold word with been censored? :eek:

    I want one!

    Try the nocensor tags.

    Like this:

    [nocensor]fuck![/nocensor]
    [nocensor]Bob Geldof![/nocensor]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,686 ✭✭✭RealistSpy


    MissyKiki wrote: »
    0 at the moment, but I'm open to offers!

    Are you advertising?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    cornbb wrote: »
    Try the nocensor tags.

    Like this:

    [nocensor]fuck![/nocensor]
    [nocensor]Bob Geldof![/nocensor]

    So I can finally say the Seven Dirty Words on Boards?



    [nocensor] 1. ****
    2. Piss
    3. ****
    4. ****
    5. Cocksucker
    6. Mother****er and
    7. Tits ?![/nocensor]

    I can cant. FAIL


    George Carlin explains it better :pac:

    NSFW!





    EDIT: EPIC PHAIL!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Fail.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Fail.

    Meanfail!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Meanfail!
    Ya wha'?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,354 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    is there actually any nice lookin chicks on boards?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    copeyhagen wrote: »
    is there actually any nice lookin chicks on boards?

    Bless.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    copeyhagen wrote: »
    is there actually any nice lookin chicks on boards?

    There's quite a few although some male posters make it sound like everyone of them are stunning, it can be vomit inducing sometimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭gabgab


    None that I know of, I would like to know if I did though, see what their online persona is like,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭gabgab


    tribulus wrote: »
    There's quite a few although some male posters make it sound like everyone of them are stunning, it can be vomit inducing sometimes.

    Link??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    tribulus wrote: »
    There's quite a few although some male posters make it sound like everyone of them are stunning, it can be vomit inducing sometimes.

    What is with the vomit these days. We should really make the video i think.

    As for the ladies, some total stunners, lots of lookers.

    Go to a beers and it all makes sense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    To the hot girls? There's loads of pics up in various fora (or is it -ums).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,875 ✭✭✭Seraphina


    not enough :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Dragan wrote: »
    What is with the vomit these days. We should really make the video i think.

    Yeah vomit seems to be a recurring theme in my posts of late :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭gabgab


    This video you speak of:

    A video of vomiting
    A video of girls
    A video of girls vomiting.......??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    gabgab wrote: »
    This video you speak of:

    A video of vomiting
    A video of girls
    A video of girls vomiting.......??
    2 girls 1 finger!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    gabgab wrote: »
    This video you speak of:

    A video of vomiting
    A video of girls
    A video of girls vomiting.......??

    It's actually going to be a vid of me and Trib puking on someone.

    We just need the someone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Dragan wrote: »
    It's actually going to be a vid of me and Trib puking on someone.

    We just need the someone.

    I believe Dr. Bollocko was keen.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    tribulus wrote: »
    I believe Dr. Bollocko was keen.

    I'll film it if you can do the double sword swallowing.
    May cause me to puke too though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I'll film it if you can do the double sword swallowing.
    May cause me to puke too though.

    It will just add to the effect if you do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    copeyhagen wrote: »
    is there actually any nice lookin chicks on boards?

    Nope, its one big sausagefest :pac:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    R0ot wrote: »
    Nope, its one big sausagefest :pac:

    cocktail sausagefest more like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,707 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Dragan wrote:
    It's actually going to be a vid of me and Trib puking on someone.
    Always knew you were a kinky fecker but projectophilia?! :eek:

    I always thought Jerry Springer had just made that one up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 suzziebee


    im a long time lurker here but i havnt seen any boardsies yet :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    suzziebee wrote: »
    im a long time lurker here but i havnt seen any boardsies yet :(
    I've seen you. >_>


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