How many boards.ie users have you had sex with?

suzziebee

oh have you? :P

Adam

suzziebee wrote: »

oh have you? :P

Is a sekrit.

suzziebee

ooohkay

jackdaw

0 .. and i think I should be glad about that

Nevyn

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Nodule through orifice I would imagine.
Though obv. picking someone else's nose wouldnt count

Nodule ?

dr.bollocko

Thaedydal wrote: »

Nodule ?

Yes. As in small, solid, slightly raised area.
Wanna see?

Nevyn

I don't see how someone sticking thier nodule or wart in some one's ear ect is sex.
Tounge maybe and it that is the case Azezil wins this thread.

Thaedydal

Thaedydal wrote: »

I don't see how someone sticking thier nodule or wart in some one's ear ect is sex.
Tounge maybe and it that is the case Azezil wins this thread.

Marry me

RedXIV

just thinking....130,000 users on boards roughly, irish population is 4 million roughly. using these horrible approximations, we can gather that 1 in 30 is on boards....

those are the odds folks, you go home with a randomer, 1 in 30 chance its a boardsie

RedXIV

RedXIV wrote: »

just thinking....130,000 users on boards roughly, irish population is 4 million roughly. using these horrible approximations, we can gather that 1 in 30 is on boards....

those are the odds folks, you go home with a randomer, 1 in 30 chance its a boardsie

Divide that by the men to woman ratio Red & you could be going home with Kazobel

dr.bollocko

Thaedydal wrote: »

I don't see how someone sticking thier nodule or wart in some one's ear ect is sex.
Tounge maybe and it that is the case Azezil wins this thread.

I could show you how it's sex.
If you like.

Adam

Deleted User wrote: »

Divide that by the men to woman ratio Red & you could be going home with Kazobel

\o/

Result!

Winters

Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »

Deleted User wrote: »

Divide that by the men to woman ratio Red & you could be going home with Kazobel

\o/

Result!

You are so desperate you'd be happy to go home with Kazobel?

I didnt think you could stoop lower after that name change

dr.bollocko

Wincest is best! wrote: »

You are so desperate you'd be happy to go home with Kazobel?

I didnt think you could stoop lower after that name change

Nice avatar.
Twincest is best.

Adam

Wincest is best! wrote: »

You are so desperate you'd be happy to go home with Kazobel?

I didnt think you could stoop lower after that name change

Tell that to your sister :pac:

Mordeth kthxbai!

Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »

\o/

Result!

Just lol ! That whole is no goal my friend!

Wincest is best! wrote: »

You are so desperate you'd be happy to go home with Kazobel?

I didnt think you could stoop lower after that name change

He has but it was still a heroic comment

Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »

Tell that to your sister :pac:

haha rolled son

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

there's only one Mordeth perving after winters' sister, and that's me! you lay off.

Winters

Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »

Tell that to your sister :pac:

I told it to yore ma but she couldn't hear me with her head in the pillow :pac:

Adam

Wincest is best! wrote: »

I told it to yore ma but she couldn't hear me with her head in the pillow :pac:

I know, but when she can't find your cock she'll look ANYWHERE! Desperate times an all that..

Adam

|-*SxyDubGrrl93*-| wrote: »

there's only one Mordeth perving after winters' sister, and that's me! you lay off.

I'm inviting you to my next omgbbq, fantastic spit roast.

Winters

Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »

I know, but when she can't find your cock she'll look ANYWHERE! Desperate times an all that..

She did seem a little weirded out that it wasn't located right in the middle of my forhead like her sons :pac:

Sherifu

Easy there bitches.

Adam

Wincest is best! wrote: »

She did seem a little weirded out that it wasn't located right in the middle of my forhead like her sons :pac:

AHA! My brother is an asexual emo! You lose. :cool:

Just lol @ you 3. Good stuff

Adam

Sherifu wrote: »

Easy there bitches.

He started it! I dunno, I think there's sexual tension...I think I want his sister, but deep down......*sigh*

lol , off out on the piss lads. Enjoy your messing.

Mirror Kazobel , SOMEONE QUOTE HIS MESSAGE IN A PM. The reaction would be gas

Winters

Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »

AHA! My brother is an asexual emo! You lose. :cool:

oh so you tell each other apart because he's the emo one? :pac:

Terry

Dear PullMyFinger,
This thread was locked because it went ridiculously off topic and turned into one big circle jerk.

Now I'm quite aware that a circle jerk is a form of sexual activity, but it's only fun for those nvolved and tends to sicken everyone else.

I hope this post has been satisfactory.

Yours sincerely,
Terry.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you know what we oughta do? mods keep posting in this thread, but keep it locked. wreck some heads!

Tar.Aldarion

I'd like you to pull my finger.