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Queue Jumpers

  • 31-07-2008 03:27PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭


    I was in a clothing store one Saturday afternoon in the charming city of Dublin. There was a really, really long queue for the changing rooms and I ws (finally :)) at the front of it. Well, two women saunter up to the changing rooms, paralell to the long queue and try to go straight in.

    The problem with this is that is was me at the front of the queue. I told them in no uncertain terms to gtfo and that that big long line of people standing there patiently weren't lining up for Westlife autographs. The two of them, instead of slinking away, having been caught out, tried to protest :eek: "No, no, you don't understand" Huh?:confused: No, love, you don't understand, back of the queue.

    At this point the dressing room attendant came out and did enforce the whole concept of "standing behind all the other people who were there before you" rule of queueing. Then someone came out so I went in.

    I'd kinda love to know what they thought I didn't understand, though. Should've asked.

    ____________________________________________________

    That story had a happy ending but in places like Spar, Centra, Mace, Londis et cetra, there is a lot of queue-hopping. It's usually a lot less blatant than the above though. I was in a store in Tallaght one time and a bloke played the trick of standing beside me, instead of behind me so that when the person at the register moved on he went to go next.

    I challenged him too but the person behind the till served him so I walked off. I always try not to condone that kind of thing. I hate it when these people are let away with it. I had to go back to that shop in the end because I couldn't find what I was looking for anywhere else and the in-bred twerp behind the counter acknowledged the incident, apologising and admitting that he knew I were there first but he didn't want that guy to 'start anything'. I guess I'm not intimidating-looking enough to get served in a shop, despite the implementation of "queueing"


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Queue jumpers are *****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,132 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    A chap tried to do that on me in Dunnes this week. When the cashier called him on it, he dropped his basket and went out in a huff. I have been known to be "firm but polite" with them.;)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    My worst experiences with queue jumpers tends to be when I am behind the wheel.
    People so often just zoom up the hard shoulder to skip a long queue to a roundabout here in Galway, expecting to be let in at the end, and because of lazy drivers, they are actually let in! Makes me just want to sit in my car taking up half the hard shoulder to not give them enough space to do it, but what can you do. People are assholes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    I tried to do it in a chippy in mullingar there not too long ago while fairly merry. Missed out on some lovely chips. The staff weren't having any of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    I detest queue jumpers. So ignorant and have no problem calling someone out if they do it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    Although I have no problem jumping a queue when there is no reason to be queuing in the first place - like when half a dozen women are lined up waiting for already empty toilet cubicles to empty. Push the door, for crying out loud!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    France is a bit of an eye-opener for this. People here tend to think of queing as beneath them and it's not uncommon to see four five people trying to queue-jump one another simultaneously, all while pretending to have been there all along. Pensioners are the worst for it, mind. Same with on-ramps or whatever you call the lanes leading onto a motorway - every single car will leave it to the last metre to try and squeeze in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Couple tried to do that last night for Batman
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    Ah now, pensioners jumping a queue I can live with.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Naos wrote: »
    Ah now, pensioners jumping a queue I can live with.

    Are ya kidding me?
    They're pensioners! If it wasnt for queues pensioners would never socialise.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,309 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    Dudess wrote: »
    Queue jumpers are *****.

    Would have been class if you'd used your moderator powers to put your post above the OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Taxi rank queue jumpers are the worst.

    I always tell them to get back and queue like everyone else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    Ha, fair enough.

    However, I know when my nana could walk to the shops etc, standing in a queue whilst holding a basket etc would be a strain.

    Pensioners deserve a lot more more respect and credit than we give them. Except the grumpy old bastards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    Are ya kidding me?
    They're pensioners! If it wasnt for queues pensioners would never socialise.

    Yeah, those auld ones down the post office know what they're doing! They know they can get away with it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Ahhh ... angry foreigners! :pac:

    "charming" city, I'm picking up a little sarcasm there.
    Dublin is a great city if you have your friends, work, hobbies, house in a nice part, and of course its useless unless you have a proper job (50k+). So without those criteria of course its not going to be nice!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    FuzzyLogic wrote: »
    "charming" city, I'm picking up a little sarcasm there.

    Nope, I wasn't being sarcastic. If I didn't think Dublin was a charming city I wouldn't be living here!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    A study was done a few years ago on the queuing habits of different nations - the English came out on top.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,132 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    You haven't queued till you've stood in a very long line for fresh bread in subzero temps outside a bread shop and sometimes it would run out just as you got to the counter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    Dudess wrote: »
    A study was done a few years ago on the queuing habits of different nations - the English came out on top.

    My Dad always says the English will join a queue just to see what's going on.

    My sister and I were in the Shelbourne after a match about 3 years ago. There was a moderate queue for the loos, maybe 3 or 4 people, and we were on the end. A very well-dressed, well-spoken middle-aged lady came in and promptly marched to the top of the line. We very politely pointed out that there was a queue. Well, to say she was affronted doesn't quite cover it - she started blustering VERY loudly about the cheek of some people, and wasn't it a pity for us that we had no breeding. We just howled laughing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,460 ✭✭✭workaccount


    This morning in Galway I witnessed a guy driving onto the roundabout in the midst of oncoming traffic to try and force other cars to let him onto the roundabout. Eventually a car had to stop to let him on as he was out so far then didn't indicate or anything coming off the roundabout.


    I was coming out of Galway a few months ago and the traffic was brutal as a road was closed due to an accident.

    I was in traffic for an hour on a two or three mile stretch with a hard shoulder. A car came up on the inside which I was fine with as he was taking a left onto a by road. Then another car came and I was fine with that but it was someone who undertook me.

    He pulled in in front of me! :mad: :mad: :mad:

    I was so angry I should have got out and broken his jaw. There was no point to it at all.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    My sister and I were in the Shelbourne after a match about 3 years ago. There was a moderate queue for the loos, maybe 3 or 4 people, and we were on the end. A very well-dressed, well-spoken middle-aged lady came in and promptly marched to the top of the line. We very politely pointed out that there was a queue. Well, to say she was affronted doesn't quite cover it - she started blustering VERY loudly about the cheek of some people, and wasn't it a pity for us that we had no breeding. We just howled laughing.
    LOL - love when people who know they're in the wrong and embarrassed about it try to transfer it to someone else...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭petethebrick


    Naos wrote: »
    Ah now, pensioners jumping a queue I can live with.

    When I lived in Asia (Korea) it a non-spoken social rule that you could expect to be queue jumped by those noticeably senior than you. Something to do with Confucianism or that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    I was in Brussels two years ago in a book shop when some bint tried this. there was a queue of about 10 people and i was about half way along, they opened a till beside the one that was open and the guy said Next, she just sauntered up and handed her stuff. I was first to point out the queue and she said "yeah i know there is, that's the queue for the register you are on, this is the queue for the til I'm at" well she was politely told to feck off out of it. the guy behind the til didn't know where to look must have been his first day or something. she just dropped her stuff and left


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    That two tills-one queue thing wrecks my head - there should be two queues!

    If I'm at the end of the queue in Aldi and they open another till, I'm not going to wait for everyone in front of me to move over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    Why do people queue right across the street at an atm for example, instead of down the wall?

    I love the way you can change the direction of these queues just by standing sideways when you join them :pac: people HAVE to queue behind your back. Sheep!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 169 ✭✭Joseph Kuhr


    I share my hatred of queue jumpers. Wexford folk are the worst for it...seriously.

    Although, I have to admit to skipping a long queue by accident. It started a bit back from the cashier and was hidden from my sight by a clothes rack. I marched straight up the cashier and found her to be quite rude. My wife was in stitches after as she had just witnessed the whole thing and said people in the queue were fuming. You'd think someone would've said it to me :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 169 ✭✭Joseph Kuhr


    Malari wrote: »
    Why do people queue right across the street at an atm for example, instead of down the wall?

    I love the way you can change the direction of these queues just by standing sideways when you join them :pac: people HAVE to queue behind your back. Sheep!

    Because if you don't someone will come along and start their own queue. Call it keeping cover.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 606 ✭✭✭GrahamThomas


    Dudess wrote: »
    A study was done a few years ago on the queuing habits of different nations - the English came out on top.

    The Welsh are pretty good when it comes to queuing as well - Linky :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    That two tills-one queue thing wrecks my head - there should be two queues!

    .

    yeah fair enough if we all ignored teh guy sitting ath teh til witing to serve us but he had only just opened it up when she sauntered up


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I often jump queues. Queuing is for losers.

    I hate when people in front of me aren't paying attention to the queue, and stand chatting whilst the people in front of them move on like 10 feet.

    They deserve to be jumped.


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