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What's been your Worst Job Ever?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭s14driftking


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    a friend of mine did this and had to **** the bores to get em eh.......going, so he says!
    its true man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Telemarketing/sales....cunt of a company to work for!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    a friend of mine did this and had to **** the bores to get em eh.......going, so he says!

    Sounds very stimulating. *ahem*








    /I'll get my coat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Demeyes


    The worst job I ever had was in a factory when I was 16/17. I worked there for 2 summers on the factory line. It was hard work moving heavy steel boxes in and out of shakers all day long. The whole process was about 3/4 minutes long and was the same all day every day. I worked around really nasty chemicals. I hated it and got paid pretty poorly for my trouble. To top it off, the bosses there put people under stress the whole time pretty unnecessarily.
    I've worked a few other jobs since and the difference is huge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Slash/ED


    I was one of those people who tries to sell you scratch cards as you walk around minding your own business on Henry street. I was the ultimate sell out...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭PCB


    Slash/ED wrote: »
    I was one of those people who tries to sell you scratch cards as you walk around minding your own business on Henry street. I was the ultimate sell out...


    that actually looks like the worst job on earth. did you ever see the tools that are really into it. it shud be legal to spit on them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Slash/ED


    PCB wrote: »
    that actually looks like the worst job on earth. did you ever see the tools that are really into it. it shud be legal to spit on them

    I worked with a couple of them. Strange people away from the street, but seemed to think of themselves as artists when out there...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Mine was a summer job in a pork production factory and it was my job to scan the belly's and look for cancerous or odd growths and then cut them off before sending the belly to be processed.

    Not a nice thing to do when ya got served up a fry every morning for brekkie


    puke


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Mine was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Manfields bum.

    Mike


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Here was a job I had to put up with for 2 years.

    http://users.skynet.be/sky39402/Images/lidl.gif

    I was floor staff and the only reason I kept it was to pay for college :(. 12 hour shifts, 1/2 hour break (which you could be called from if the place got busy), dealing with arrogant customers, the usual. You never had a day off as you could be rung by a high-up guy and be told to go in and work for 8 hours...........on your day off.

    But you were so expendable that you would be fired in a second and a Polish lad would be there to take your place. I'd seen so many of my managers fired for such miniscual things like kicking a Lidl football in the warehouse. You were timed how quick you could unload an over-loaded pallete, had to keep an average of 35 items per minute scanned through your till, pack stacks of unstackable bags of carrots in such a time-frame and fashion, keep pallets lined up straight with the tiles of the floor - despite the tiles been layed down crookedly, do not talk to any person for no more than 20 seconds.

    Cuz lunch was so short we were forced to buy their shìt and eat it. Problem was the microwave and kettle were Lidl products and were always broke but we were always refused to have them replaced.

    :( A very depressing place!! I refuse to even shop in the place anymore because of the sheer lack of acknowledgement for the employees or customers, dirty German bastards!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    First job was in a play centre for children, had to cook, clean, host birthday parties, supervise play equipment, deal with narky parents, reception work etc. Nasty.

    After that I worked in Clarks, measuring childrens awful smelly sweaty feet for 3 months, with a bunch of people I didn't quite get on with.

    Now I work for Dunnes Stores, in the ol' footwear/lingerie dept.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    First job was in a play centre for children, had to cook, clean, host birthday parties, supervise play equipment, deal with narky parents, reception work etc. Nasty.

    After that I worked in Clarks, measuring childrens awful smelly sweaty feet for 3 months, with a bunch of people I didn't quite get on with.

    Now I work for Dunnes Stores, in the ol' footwear/lingerie dept.

    Poor you, I worked for dunnes way back when...those baxtards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭PeadarofAodh


    Stationary shop in Blackrock...horrible, horrible experience. Manager was an absolute witch. After a couple of weeks just decided enough was enough and started responding to her demands as honestly as I felt like...got fired a few days later thankfully.

    Only job I've ever been fired from and was delighted. I'm a genial, polite person but had had enough. Told her what I thought of her and she said I was never to come into the shop again. Damn...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭A_M101


    Housekeeping in a guest house when I was 16. The guesthouse was popular with stags and hens so I'd repeatedly have to clean up loads of spilt drink and puked in toilets. Hidious.

    Worked a job last year (horse-riding director in an American summer camp) that started at 7.30 am and ran to 9 pm with 2 hours worth of breaks which I often worked through. I spent the whole summer in a daze of tiredness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    A_M101 wrote: »

    Worked a job last year (horse-riding director in an American summer camp) that started at 7.30 am and ran to 9 pm with 2 hours worth of breaks which I often worked through. I spent the whole summer in a daze of tiredness.

    That job sounds cool...maybe minus the children and horrible hours..but still!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭A_M101


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    That job sounds cool...maybe minus the children and horrible hours..but still!!
    Yeah, it kind of was. The job itself was great...outside, sun, horses, children but the hours and facilities where rubbish!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    akamossy wrote: »
    Haha well you lasted longer than me, although my issue wasn't with the bosses, they were lovely, it was with the work. If i had to ring one more person i think i would have went crazy :p

    I still work in telesales - love my job now.

    Had someone call me the other day about a recruitment job.....told him in no uncertain terms were to go!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭garp


    I had to clean/chip cement off about 10 tons of bricks. (someone miss-read the plans for a goverment building and they had to be taken up) They were Italan bricks and were quite costly. It was a crap job that lasted two weeks, but on the plus side there was no boss about and it was a nice summer.


    que breaking rocks in the hot sun, I fought the law......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I got a job on a building site in London a few years ago in which I was told to wait in a massive ploughed field and sign delivery dockets from trucks that would arrive over the day. On the first day I think about 4 trucks arrived. It was mind numbingly boring because I had no newspaper with me, no iPod, and I was the only person there stuck in the middle of a giant, empty construction site. Also London has proper summers unlike here, it was roasting and there was no shelter.

    I spent the day looking for interesting stones in the field. A couple of the truck drivers that arrived were Irish, when I told him I was from Westmeath he was confused as to where that was. I think he must have left Ireland before the county was partitioned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,775 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    I got a job on a building site in London a few years ago in which I was told to wait in a massive ploughed field and sign delivery dockets from trucks that would arrive over the day. On the first day I think about 4 trucks arrived. It was mind numbingly boring because I had no newspaper with me, no iPod, and I was the only person there stuck in the middle of a giant, empty construction site. Also London has proper summers unlike here, it was roasting and there was no shelter.

    I spent the day looking for interesting stones in the field. A couple of the truck drivers that arrived were Irish, when I told him I was from Westmeath he was confused as to where that was. I think he must have left Ireland before the county was partitioned.
    Probably a plastic Paddy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 729 ✭✭✭scruff321


    the worst job i ever had was working in a retail warehouse out in ballymount,used to cycle from terenure,everyday there and back,the pay was terrible,i had to work every second saturday,and work started at 8 so i used to have to get up at 6.45 everyday and to top it all off the manager was a total wanka:mad:..lasted 2 months


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭35notout


    I worked in Dan Lowrys bar in Mosney back in the day - need I say more!!!!???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,723 ✭✭✭elmolesto


    A few years ago I worked in Telesales, I left after a day and a half


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Another telemarketer here, selling Discover card and life insurance. It didn't last very long that said there were people who were damn good at it. :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Heathen


    AOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭alancork


    I'm a Lifeguard, its actually awful.

    I scrape body fat off the sauna floor with a knife, remove pubic hair from the shower drains, take poo out of showers, and clean up diarrhea off the pool deck, and do lots of scrubbing:(

    Followed by lots of sitting watching 80 year olds swimming up and down..:(

    Ya, not fun..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Was in Vancouver a few years ago with a few mates. We were all working for this temp labour agency. Up a half 4 every morning, riding at least 8 buses each day, all for a measly $7.80 canadian (about €5) and we didn't get paid for the time it took to get to and from the labour agency to the job site, or the expense of the buses. All in all, we made about €30 a day, for a day which started at 5am and ended at about 6pm.

    However, the worst part of the job was the places we were sent to work in. Most of the time it was down to the docks, emptying 40ft containers of heavy sh/t. Those things have no ventilation, and during the summer, are boiling. To top it all off, the docks is the nasty spot in Vancouver. Full of crack whores, drug dealers and used syringes everywhere.

    One day we were sent to a job that entailed clearing out an old drugs house that needed to be torn down as there had been a fire in it. When we arrived at the site, the foreman looked perplexed as to why we didn't have safety boots and gloves. He informed us we would be spending the day clearing the rooms of old used needles :eek: That was the day I drew a line and told them to stick their job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    My first job was for Super Valu, about 8 years ago. The money was ****e (£3.08/hr because I was under 18), and the hours were rotten too - you'd be lucky to finish at the time you were scheduled to finish. Had no training in manual handling, and was expected to heave heavy boxes around the place, and we were also forced to wear skirts and weren't allowed to wear trousers for my first few months there. I put my back out after 3 months working there while lifting a packet of 12 1.5L bottles of Coke (bear in mind that I was a skinny 16 year old girl doing a pile of heavy lifting) - and even now it still flares up sometimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    'General Operator' in one of Larry Goodman's AIBP Meat Abbatoires. Throughly depressing job, getting up at 5.30am, with those bright warehouse lights piercing my eyes. Working in damp, dreary surroundings, pushing heavy meat carcasses around all day and getting SFA pay for it. Horrible stuff.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭tinkletoes


    kmart6 wrote: »
    Telemarketing/sales....cunt of a company to work for!

    Did it for a week and left


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