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The Spanish

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  • #32
    rediguana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    Mirror wrote: »
    Dide you then go home with a nurse and claim to had football practice to make your escape the next morning?

    As if I'd bother making an excuse to a nurse.


  • #33
    Timans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Timans


    Mirror wrote: »
    If you kill all_the_stars you can have the next one for free ;)
    Ok, but this time I want a knife and fork.


  • #34
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    I went to a boarding school, and there were planty of Spanish there.

    I'd say all of one wasn't a thief out of the 30 in my year. Some were sound, but I wouldn't trust them. And we did catch a few stealing.

    The ones in the other years didn't seem better either, and I've heard bad things about them

    Then working as a security guard for a while we had caught plenty of Spanish.

    But... I do love Torres! :)


  • #35
    ronano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,182 ✭✭✭ronano


    Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »
    The world is a scumbag, sent to drain
    Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
    And what do I get for my pain?
    Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

    Even though I know - I suppose Ill show
    All my cool and cold-like old job
    Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
    Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
    Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage

    Now Im naked, nothing but an animal
    But can you fake it, for just one more show?
    And what do you want, I want to change
    And what have you got when you feel the same

    Tell me Im the only one
    Tell me theres no other one
    Jesus was an only son
    Tell me Im the chosen one
    Jesus was an only son for you

    Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
    Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
    Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
    And I still believe that I cannot be saved

    that was pretty lame,you changed one word! laaaaaaazy


  • #36
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    rediguana wrote: »
    As if I'd bother making an excuse to a nurse.
    Are you sure?


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  • #37
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Timans wrote: »
    Ok, but this time I want a knife and fork.
    Be gentle :\

    And I want to drink out of his empty skull.


  • #38
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ronano wrote: »
    that was pretty lame,you changed one word! laaaaaaazy

    That's all the effort I would use for the thread.


  • #39
    rediguana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    Mirror wrote: »
    Are you sure?


    Yeah, I heard that on the radio on the way to work. I thought it was crazy of a radio station to get involved in something like that. After making a clean getaway, that poor guy is entitled to live his own life back in Birmingham. He'd be so unhappy if some B-Grade DJ and foolish girl were to track him down to his English Idyll and try to shoehorn him into a life he didn't sign up to.

    For shame, Ray, you motherf**k*r!


  • #40
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    DEmeant0r wrote: »
    Oh yes, label every spaniard as thieves because of one idiot, good going.

    Also... "The Barnacle"? Are you Pighead?
    Points I would have made. That is all. ¬_¬


  • #41
    fredzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭fredzer


    barnacle wrote: »
    Thief. Scumbag.

    Was out last night... Turks Head. On the dance floor, so I put my new expensive Quiksilver zippy top down on the seat to the right of where we were dancing. In line of sight, with regular checking involved so it should be grand right?

    No. Queue 2.30 am when we decided to leave. Went to get my zippy and it was gone. All my mates jackets were there. Mine wasnt. Went outside and saw some Spanish dude, with my jacket. Beeline to the Spanish thief. A bit of verbal harrassment. Him claiming it was his, me claiming it was mine. Him claiming it was his was ridiculous. Twas two sizes to big for him I'd say. The Barnacle is not a violent person, but he had had enough, he'd even given the bastardo an easy way out by saying "Maybe you picked it up by mistake, no harm no foul?" and the Barnacle was getting ready to attack, when scumbag 1's buddy walks over, the Barnacle is pretty big, but Spanish scumbag 2 was a LOT bigger, so the Barnacle throws some abuse back at them, telling them what he thinks of them, and leaves it, because the Barnacle's friends still arent outside yet.

    It was definately my jacket. I had passed yer man earlier in the night, and he was jacketless. Fooking tools.

    That. Is. All.

    Barnacle

    Hey Barnacle, you should have blamed a nurse for stealing your jacket... at least one that wasn't Spanish. Think you would have got a little more sympathy!;)


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  • #42
    marco murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,714 ✭✭✭marco murphy


    Had to be mexican, thieving bastards :D


  • #43
    fredzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭fredzer


    http://bp0.blogger.com/_vWzTFrjiEaw/RfuAoPtnulI/AAAAAAAAAKs/zKK5ksdV428/s320/front.jpg

    'quick he's getting away!'


  • #44
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    ronano wrote: »
    that was pretty lame,you changed one word! laaaaaaazy

    She knew no one was gonna bother reading a post that long.

    Fair play for calling it like it is though! :)


  • #45
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    FunkZ wrote: »
    She knew no one was gonna bother reading a post that long.

    Fair play for calling it like it is though! :)

    Ah Tar strikes again ;)


  • #46
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah Tar strikes again ;)
    Hey, leave Tara alone! :mad: She's sweet :)


  • #47
    Timans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Timans


    I heard she get's her tits out really easily though.


  • #48
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah Tar strikes again ;)

    Errr (s)he? :P


  • #49
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »
    The world is a scumbag, sent to drain
    Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
    And what do I get for my pain?
    Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

    Even though I know - I suppose Ill show
    All my cool and cold-like old job
    Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
    Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
    Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage

    Now Im naked, nothing but an animal
    But can you fake it, for just one more show?
    And what do you want, I want to change
    And what have you got when you feel the same

    Tell me Im the only one
    Tell me theres no other one
    Jesus was an only son
    Tell me Im the chosen one
    Jesus was an only son for you

    Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
    Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
    Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
    And I still believe that I cannot be saved
    Anything too stupid to be said is sung. - Voltaire


  • #50
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire


  • #51
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    I'm not trying to prove anything, I just hate the smashing pumpkins. - SimpleSam06


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  • #52
    all the stars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭all the stars


    Mirror wrote: »
    If you kill all_the_stars you can have the next one for free ;)


    thats just unpleasant....


  • #53
    mental07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    Change thread title to "Someone stole my top last night" and neglect to mention the thief's nationality and you might get more sympathetic reactions...the thief could have been any nationality.


  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    @the jacket going missing in CopperFaceJacks:

    So you paid 200euro for a jacket but you were too tight-arsed to pay the extra 2euros to put it in the cloak room.

    I'm presuming they have one there.


  • #55
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Did he say it cost 200e :confused: - Can't see where.

    €2 to hang a jacket is extortion. I never use the cloakroom.


  • #56
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    rediguana wrote: »
    Typical Spanish, grabbing everything they can get their grubby, Pata Negresque, Iberian-ass paws on.

    I left my beautiful E200 coat at the side of the dance floor in CopperFaceJacks a few weeks ago; I staggered back to where I'd left it when the lights (eventually) blinded me, but it wasn't there anymore.

    I've been licking my wounds since, and mulling over how evil the world is.

    There should be some facility in clubs where one can leave in clothes or bags, or whatever, maybe pay a small fee, and then get them back at the end of the night.

    I was refering to this post, but I guess it could've been in jest.


  • #57
    Duckjob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Duckjob


    I don't care who we're talking about as long as I get to have a go at the Greeks - THEY INVENTED GAYNESS!

    Very fond of the spanish meself - a great bunch of lads.


  • #58
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,189 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Kiera wrote: »
    Woohoo generalisation FTW!!

    Not at all, a German tried to steal my virginity once, of course I had the moral fortitude to strongly lay down my case of saving it for Jesus.
    Just goes to show that all Germans are demented perverts and that I'm looking to shag the son of a carpenter who's been dead for two millennia.


  • #59
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    So 'The Barnacle' bottled it and chickened out of a fight.


  • #60
    Snake Plisken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,917 ✭✭✭✭Snake Plisken


    Did the silly OP actually check their passports? Its a wild generalisation to say that just because they spoke Spanish that they were from Spain, Its like someone considering you to be english just because you spoke it, these guys might have been Italian Portugeuse or from Latin Americal
    Seriously it borders on racism on here every summer with the comments on Spanish students and I'm sure if the OP had titled the thread "The Blacks" or "The Africans" the thread would have been locked down and removed by now.


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  • #61
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    kowloon wrote: »
    Not at all, a German tried to steal my virginity once, of course I had the moral fortitude to strongly lay down my case of saving it for Jesus.
    Just goes to show that all Germans are demented perverts and that I'm looking to shag the son of a carpenter who's been dead for two millennia.

    Oh dear god. I'm too fragile to reply or even understand this :(

    Wooden Germans ftw?


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