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Telling your parents about your first time.

  • 25-07-2008 06:09PM
    #1
    Beau x1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭


    I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

    Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

    How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.
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  • #2
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    )


  • #3
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Yore ma knows full well about my first time, so I only had to tell your da, he wasn't too pleased.


  • #4
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Beau x1 wrote: »
    I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

    Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

    How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.
    Your father is a legend.

    I didn't need to explain my first time, everyone in the house probably got an earful of it.


  • #5
    Supercell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,695 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Beau x1 wrote: »
    I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

    Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

    How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

    Lollers, that's a good story, indeed, your Da is a legend :D
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  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    there are some things you should keep from your parents


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  • #7
    Clare_Guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭Clare_Guy


    :D
    Beau x1 wrote: »
    I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

    Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

    How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

    That is a great story! :D

    How did your mother greet your girlfriend the next time they met?...


  • #8
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    OP..

    Ur dad must have attended the snyper school of parenting

    Kudos.


  • #9
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    OP your dad just admitted he's gay for crying out loud!.


  • #10
    Beau x1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Beau x1


    Clare_Guy wrote: »
    :D

    That is a great story! :D

    How did your mother greet your girlfriend the next time they met?...
    She's never met her..she then demanded to meet her, but haha no way was that going to happen after she was calling her a dirty slut!


  • #11
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    Beau x1 wrote: »
    How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

    I'd say OP that most of us didn't have a conversation about it with our parents.

    Sounds like something a perfect 1980's American TV family would do.


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  • #12
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    MagicMarker wrote: »

    I didn't need to explain my first time, everyone in the house probably got an earful of it.

    Thats kinda pervy, doing it in their ear. I bet they were washing themselves for weeks afterwards.


  • #13
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Ponster wrote: »
    I'd say OP that most of us didn't have a conversation about it with our parents.

    Sounds like something a perfect 1980's American TV family would do.

    Exactly, its sacred ground that should never been trodden on :D


  • #14
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I grew up with two women in their 70s/80s looking after me. I'm still a virgin as far as they're concerned.


  • #15
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 17,031 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Umm.. I think my parents think I'm still a virgin.

    Indeed, since I don't like to think of them going at it, as far as I'm concerned, they're still virgins. I just came off the shelf at "Toys R Us"

    NTM


  • #16
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    I'd never tell my parents about my first time. I'd write it on a POST IT for them.
    Dear Dad,

    Yesterday I got locked, I drank a nagun of Hennessy and a nagun of Smirnoff in about 21 minutes. I rode that fat alcoholic cow I'm with for all of 15 seconds before KO'ing for what was about three hours. It was a bit of craic and my mates find it amusing.

    Arron (not gay).

    Nah my parents will never know what I got up to when I was 16 :)


  • #17
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    FunkZ wrote: »
    I'd never tell my parents about my first time. I'd write it on a POST IT for them.


    I can just see the POST IT...

    It reads...

    -Fr O Malley
    -The Parish hall
    -Fruit Bon Bons


  • #18
    Clare_Guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭Clare_Guy


    Beau x1 wrote: »
    She's never met her..she then demanded to meet her, but haha no way was that going to happen after she was calling her a dirty slut!

    lol! the wedding is going to be some laugh!!! :D


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
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    Beau x1 wrote: »
    She's never met her..she then demanded to meet her, but haha no way was that going to happen after she was calling her a dirty slut!


    EEEwwww you have one of those mothers who thinks nasty thoughts about you.


  • #20
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    snyper wrote: »
    I can just see the POST IT...

    It reads...

    -Fr O Malley
    -The Parish hall
    -Fruit Bon Bons

    Tbh that would have been less embarrassing :)


  • #21
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Many months after my first time, my mother and I were in the car stuck in traffic, she hits the button that locks all the doors and asks, "Did you sleep with <insert ex bf's name here> while you were together?"

    My response?

    "We used protection."

    About two weeks later she did the same thing, only asked if I've ever done cocaine >.<


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  • #22
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I didn't need to explain my first time, everyone in the house probably got an earful of it.
    :eek: how?


  • #23
    Beau x1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Beau x1


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Many months after my first time, my mother and I were in the car stuck in traffic, she hits the button that locks all the doors and asks, "Did you sleep with <insert ex bf's name here> while you were together?"

    My response?

    "We used protection."

    About two weeks later she did the same thing, only asked if I've ever done cocaine >.<
    Damn, haha. Typical mother-daughter thing to do (lock the doors, car ride etc). I think some parents just feel they're missing out on their childs life if they aren't aware of who they've slept with for the first time and so on.

    Also, hi - long time no talk :O


  • #24
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I'm slightly afraid he'll read this and lol at me now ¬_¬

    Your mother's reaction is priceless, actual tears?

    Also, hi, you're too young for sex. Stop.


  • #25
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    snyper wrote: »
    I can just see the POST IT...

    It reads...

    -Fr O Malley
    -The Parish hall
    -Fruit Bon Bons
    :D


  • #26
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Beau x1 wrote: »
    Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

    How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

    Yes your Da is a legend :D Your Ma is some wan to be talking, was she not young herself once? :D


  • #27
    trowelled
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    They think I'm a virgin and I'm more than happy to let them think that. Not smething that needs to be discussed with them!!

    Think there may have been an unwritten agreement between us to never discuss sex from the moment I walked in on the two of the way back when *shudders*


  • #28
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    stepbar wrote: »
    Yes your Da is a legend :D Your Ma is some wan to be talking, was she not young herself once? :D
    She probably didn't start having sex til a later age though.


  • #29
    elmyra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    I never ever plan to talk to my parents about my sex life. I'm sure they'd be perfectly cool about it but kinda too cool. My Dad once told me I should carry condoms incase of rape. Overactive parenting, tbh.


  • #30
    thebiggestjim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭thebiggestjim


    Beau x1 wrote: »
    My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

    That is funny, your Da rocks.


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  • #31
    Pen1987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    ... cast your vote on Beau X1s Da in the legend of the boards forum. Funniest thread in a while.


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