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Telling your parents about your first time.

Beau x1

I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

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Beau x1 wrote: »

She's never met her..she then demanded to meet her, but haha no way was that going to happen after she was calling her a dirty slut!

EEEwwww you have one of those mothers who thinks nasty thoughts about you.

Clare_Guy

Beau x1 wrote: »

She's never met her..she then demanded to meet her, but haha no way was that going to happen after she was calling her a dirty slut!

lol! the wedding is going to be some laugh!!!

AckwelFoley

FunkZ wrote: »

I'd never tell my parents about my first time. I'd write it on a POST IT for them.

I can just see the POST IT...

It reads...

-Fr O Malley
-The Parish hall
-Fruit Bon Bons

FunkZ

I'd never tell my parents about my first time. I'd write it on a POST IT for them.

Dear Dad,

Yesterday I got locked, I drank a nagun of Hennessy and a nagun of Smirnoff in about 21 minutes. I rode that fat alcoholic cow I'm with for all of 15 seconds before KO'ing for what was about three hours. It was a bit of craic and my mates find it amusing.

Arron (not gay).

Nah my parents will never know what I got up to when I was 16

Manic Moran

Umm.. I think my parents think I'm still a virgin.

Indeed, since I don't like to think of them going at it, as far as I'm concerned, they're still virgins. I just came off the shelf at "Toys R Us"

NTM

LadyJ

I grew up with two women in their 70s/80s looking after me. I'm still a virgin as far as they're concerned.

R0ot

Ponster wrote: »

I'd say OP that most of us didn't have a conversation about it with our parents.

Sounds like something a perfect 1980's American TV family would do.

Exactly, its sacred ground that should never been trodden on

Thrill

MagicMarker wrote: »

I didn't need to explain my first time, everyone in the house probably got an earful of it.

Thats kinda pervy, doing it in their ear. I bet they were washing themselves for weeks afterwards.

Ponster

Beau x1 wrote: »

How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

I'd say OP that most of us didn't have a conversation about it with our parents.

Sounds like something a perfect 1980's American TV family would do.

Beau x1

Clare_Guy wrote: »

That is a great story!

How did your mother greet your girlfriend the next time they met?...

She's never met her..she then demanded to meet her, but haha no way was that going to happen after she was calling her a dirty slut!

arybvtcw0eolkf

OP your dad just admitted he's gay for crying out loud!.

AckwelFoley

OP..

Ur dad must have attended the snyper school of parenting

Kudos.

Clare_Guy

Beau x1 wrote: »

I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

That is a great story!

How did your mother greet your girlfriend the next time they met?...

admiralofthefleet

there are some things you should keep from your parents

Supercell

Beau x1 wrote: »

I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

Lollers, that's a good story, indeed, your Da is a legend

MagicMarker

Beau x1 wrote: »

I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

Your father is a legend.

I didn't need to explain my first time, everyone in the house probably got an earful of it.

Jesus Wept

Yore ma knows full well about my first time, so I only had to tell your da, he wasn't too pleased.

Danbo!

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