Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (m-m-merged)

FunkyChicken · 24-07-2008 09:55AM #1

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7522952.stm

This is crazy ****. I know you always hear of mad things parents name their kids but I've never heard anything as bad as Talua Does the Hula from Hawaii. Some of the disallowed ones are class tho. Sex Fruit for example and Fish and Chips for twins hahahahaa

Steve_o · 24-07-2008 10:02AM

"Number 16 Bus Shelter" was allowed!!!! LMAO!!!:D

Pompey Magnus · 24-07-2008 10:07AM

Parents who are so stupid that they would give their children bizarre names are obviously too immature to have kids. They are putting their children at risk of bullying and mocking for no good reason whatsoever.

Mossy Monk · 24-07-2008 10:26AM

That was a great read. They must be on some magical brain altering substances in New Zealand.

Steve_o · 24-07-2008 10:36AM

Imagine the class roll call

Jim...Here
Mike.....Here
Joe.....Here
Number 16 Bus Shelter.....here

*Rest of class throw stuff at him*

Stupid parents!

Adam · 24-07-2008 10:40AM

I'd love to be called Violence. That is so hardcore.

Steve_o · 24-07-2008 10:44AM

Mirror wrote: »

I'd love to be called Violence. That is so hardcore.

Person: You're violent, ya know that..
You: ITS VIOLENCE B*TCH!!!

*Kick to the chest ala Leonidas*

awesome name indeed

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-07-2008 10:52AM

Mirror wrote: »

I'd love to be called Violence. That is so hardcore.

How about Pornography*?

*As a name: this is not an offer.

Naos · 24-07-2008 10:52AM

I agree. Violence is a great name.

Now to locate the deedpoll folk...

captainzapp · 24-07-2008 11:05AM

Ah i cant believe theres someone out there called number 16 bus shelter! thats rediculous! imagine... why on earth would you call your child that?

Steve_o · 24-07-2008 11:06AM

captainzapp wrote: »

Ah i cant believe theres someone out there called number 16 bus shelter! thats rediculous! imagine... why on earth would you call your child that?

Too remember the glorious night of the childs conception??

Adam · 24-07-2008 11:09AM

Steve_o wrote: »

Too remember the glorious night of the childs conception??

Or birth?

Splinter · 24-07-2008 11:10AM

Steve_o wrote: »

Too remember the glorious night of the childs conception??

exactly what i thought..

can't believe you can't name your twins "fish and chips" :pac:

Adam · 24-07-2008 11:18AM

splinter wrote: »

exactly what i thought..

can't believe you can't name your twins "fish and chips" :pac:

What about 'Burger' and 'Chips'? Or 'Fried' 'Rice'? Or 'Three' in 'One'...wait, I retract that last one. ¬_¬

Steve_o · 24-07-2008 11:18AM

Mirror wrote: »

Or birth?

Perhaps indeed!!!

splinter wrote: »

can't believe you can't name your twins "fish and chips" :pac:

Change it too "Black and Decker" and see if thats allowed!!!:D

Diddy Kong · 24-07-2008 11:35AM

can't believe you can't name your twins "fish and chips"

And yet they allowed Benson and Hedges!!! Next up Silk, Cut and Purple for triplets!!

hussey · 24-07-2008 11:50AM

Diddy Kong wrote: »

And yet they allowed Benson and Hedges!!! Next up Silk, Cut and Purple for triplets!!

Or 20 Johnny Blue and a packet of skins

patmac · 24-07-2008 11:53AM

Isn't Beckham's kid Brooklyn named after the place he was concieved just as well it wasn't Peckham that they did the durty deed in.

gogglebok · 24-07-2008 12:08PM

Talula DTHFH must be named after their favourite song, right? It's not a great policy. My eldest would be called "Hey". It would be hard to get his attention in a crowd.

What would your kids be called?

rowlandbrowner · 24-07-2008 12:23PM

i blame zappa, he started it all.

watna · 24-07-2008 12:27PM

Mossy Monk wrote: »

That was a great read. They must be on some magical brain altering substances in New Zealand.

Seriously, they are!

Michellenman · 24-07-2008 12:29PM

My aunt works for the health board and she had a woman come in about her twins girls who were named Princess and Diana. This was about 6 years after Diana had died!

robinph · 24-07-2008 12:30PM

Moon Unit
Peaches
Fifi Trixibel
Duncan

paddybar · 24-07-2008 01:20PM

A freind of mine (and I swear this is true) has a sister who called her three kids Dalon,Tagon and Joron.She did'nt like "normal" names so she made up her own.

Adam · 24-07-2008 01:21PM

paddybar wrote: »

A freind of mine (and I swear this is true) has a sister who called her three kids Dalon,Tagon and Joron.She did'nt like "normal" names so she made up her own.

Twat.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-07-2008 01:24PM

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Steve_o · 24-07-2008 01:40PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

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LOL thats brilliant!!!:D

PurpleBerry · 24-07-2008 01:56PM

patmac wrote: »

Isn't Beckham's kid Brooklyn named after the place he was concieved just as well it wasn't Peckham that they did the durty deed in.

:eek::eek::eek:

Are you serious or did I go to sleep and wake up in 1999 when that joke was original?

Naos · 24-07-2008 02:23PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

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ikky that was brilliant. I cocked my head back to laugh bwahahha!

Ah I love this site.

Adam · 24-07-2008 02:29PM

Naos wrote: »

ikky that was brilliant. I cocked my head back to laugh bwahahha!

Ah I love this site.

Heh, cock. :cool:

darkman2 · 24-07-2008 02:30PM

captainzapp wrote: »

Ah i cant believe theres someone out there called number 16 bus shelter! thats rediculous! imagine... why on earth would you call your child that?

Cause you hate the bastard?:pac:

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