Drinking Games

Fire/Ice - slightly complicated but violently easy to rig. Get a deck of cards, aim to be the dealer. Deal one card to each player, asking them "Fire or Ice" before giving them the card. Fire = red, Ice = black. If they get it wrong (i.e. say 'Fire' but get a black card) they take a drink. do this until everyone has one card in front of them. Dealer then deals second card, asking "higher or lower" (will the second card be of higher or lower value than your first card.) Wrong guess = drink. Third card is dealt asking "In between, or outside" (will your third card have a value in between that of first two cards, or outside them). Incorrect guess = drink.

Dealer then deals cards face down onto table, four rows of four cards and a single card at the top of the resulting square. Cards are turned over individually, row by row by the dealer. The first row is "Drink two" - if you have any of the cards in the first row amongst your 3 cards, take two drinks. Second row is "Give two" - if you have any of the cards in front of you, nominate another player to take two drinks. Row three is Drink four, row four is Give Four. Final card is 'Down the Hatch'.

As the game / night progresses the dealer (if he / she manages to stay sober) will find it very easy to rig the cards due to be turned over. Players can cheerfully gang up on each other, issue retaliatory drinks etc

Much easier is Fuzzy Duck. Goes round in a circle, each person says 'Fuzzy Duck' until anyone says 'Does he?' at which point the phrase changes to 'Ducky Fuzz' and changes direction (if prev clockwise, now anti-clockwise). Anyone who messes up drinks.
Sounds easy, but remarkably difficult after a few.

Any variation on Buzz-
Buzz - say 'buzz' for the number 7, multiples of 7 and numbers with a 7 in them (like 27)
DingDong Bottle - Say dingdong for 5 and multiples 5, bottle for 7, multiples of 7 and numbers with 7 in them. 35 is replaced by 'dingdong bottle'.
Anyone who messes up drinks, game begins again at 1.

Ok this one is complicated but is brilliant craic...gets ya hammered fairly quick!

It's called mushroom....basically you get a big cup, a deck of cards and an upside down jamjar (or something similar).

You place the cards face down on the table, and take it in turns to pick up a card. Before looking at the card, you have to guess if its red or black. If you're right, everyone else has to drink for 10 seconds. If you're wrong, you drink for ten seconds. You then put the card you just picked up face down on the jamjar, but only 2 corners can be touching the jar, and only 2 corners can be touching another card (sounds more complicated than it is). The cards eventually build up into the shape of a mushroom as the game progresses. If you knock the pile of cards on the jamjar, the game is over and you have to chug all the drink left in your bottle/can/glass/whatever. If you don't **** up, then the next person picks a card, etc.

If you draw a ten, you have to start a line of a story. Each person has to say the preceding sentences and add a new one. First person to forget a line has to drink for 10 seconds.
If you draw a jack, you have to say a random sentence, then everyone else has to say a sentence that rhymes with it. Whoever can't do it has to drink for 20 seconds.
If you draw a Queen, everyone pours in their drink into the big cup until it's a quarter full. Whoever draws the fourth queen has to down the whole mixed cup of crap in one go. Nasssssty :pac:
If you draw a King, you get to make up a new rule. Any rule.

That's pretty much it. I don't know how its possible to remember all this when you're drunk but it just is. And it's soooooo good