Boys... does boob-size matter?

IvaBigWun · 24-06-2008 03:30PM

MikeyNT wrote: »

Or when you need to look at a girls head to determine if they are walking towards you or away from you!

:pac:

120_Minutes · 24-06-2008 04:26PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Thank fcuk! My mate will be relieved

I was working my way from a to j! I had to skip f and g though

IvaBigWun · 28-06-2008 06:19PM

120_Minutes wrote: »

I was working my way from a to j! I had to skip f and g though

Id stop at E if I was you.

curry-muff · 28-06-2008 06:30PM

Size doesnt matter as long as ur horny :pac::pac:

IvaBigWun · 29-06-2008 07:09PM

curry-muff wrote: »

Size doesnt matter as long as ur horny :pac::pac:

Wow. You must more in demand with the wimmens than Daniel Craig.

29-06-2008 07:21PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Wow. You must more in demand with the wimmens than Daniel Craig.

You have a particular affection for this and the turn on thread don't you.

smellslikeshoes · 29-06-2008 11:28PM

Think proportions matter more than size.

Smegball · 30-06-2008 12:15AM

As long as their not pancakes

Defenestrate · 30-06-2008 04:05PM

Moonbaby wrote: »

You have a particular affection for this and the turn on thread don't you.

I think that if this thread was locked he might throw himself off a bridge.

Gurgle · 30-06-2008 04:10PM

Shape is far more important than size.
Then theres bouncyness, jiggliness (yes, its different to bouncyness),....

Its either stop now or type a 2 page article about boobs.

IvaBigWun · 30-06-2008 07:00PM

Moonbaby wrote: »

You have a particular affection for this and the turn on thread don't you.

yes.

IvaBigWun · 01-07-2008 08:15PM

Originally Posted by Cunny-Funt
Big tits can add bonus points to an ugly chick, but no one's gonna turn down someone cause they don't have big tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_o4EgWtRDo

QED

tribulus · 01-07-2008 08:17PM

You don't like Jennifer Love-Hewitt?

IvaBigWun for AH mod.

IvaBigWun · 01-07-2008 08:22PM

tribulus wrote: »

You don't like Jennifer Love-Hewitt?

IvaBigWun for AH mod.

She has a face like a horse.

IvaBigWun · 17-07-2008 02:04PM

Finally, a scientific explanation:

It's biological. Men are attracted to women who are fertile and are physically better at raising babies. That means, young, strong, with signs of fertility, good health, and good genes.

Big boobs are a sign that a woman has plenty of hormones and is fertile (also hornier) and is able to produce plenty of milk to feed her babies.

Through the history of mankind, all the men who were attracted to big boobs, passed on their genes and had their children survive more often. Those who were attracted to less fertile women either failed to reproduce or had their children starve. Net result, society is made up of large numbers of men who like large boobs.

ntlbell · 17-07-2008 02:07PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Finally, a scientific explanation:

who cares about the science...I just like hearing them clapping!

MikeyNT · 17-07-2008 02:09PM

"clapping"? Surely you mean "flapping"!!

Phlann · 17-07-2008 02:10PM

^ liberal use of the word 'scientific' there.

Boob size makes no difference to me. One of the hottest girls I've ever met had practically no breasts. Every single guy I knew fancied the arse off her.

Also, I like intelligent girls and in my experience girls with big boobs tend to be vacuous, stupid and celebrity obsessed.

Note: this does not mean that all large chested women are of low intelligence, just that many of the ones I've met have been.

ntlbell · 17-07-2008 02:13PM

MikeyNT wrote: »

"clapping"? Surely you mean "flapping"!!

I'm not fussy!

Zulu · 17-07-2008 02:16PM

Phlann wrote: »

Also, I like intelligent girls and in my experience girls with big boobs tend to be vacuous, stupid and celebrity obsessed.

Funny that, I never related intellect to chest size, what with brains being in a totally different area of the body. That said, in defence of larger busted women, the most intelligent women I know have very large busts. And the more I think of it, the smartest person I know, who is a girl, an actuary to be precise has the largest bust I've ever seen.

That said - just to be clear: I think it's ridiculous to compare intelligence to breast size. Ridiculous in the extreme.

Phlann · 17-07-2008 02:17PM

Even more ridiculous to ignore the fact that my very next sentence stated that I was basing it on nothing more than personal experience.

I haven't been out performing IQ tests and chest measurements and correlating the data.

brianthebard · 17-07-2008 02:21PM

Phlann wrote: »

Even more ridiculous to ignore the fact that my very next sentence stated that I was basing it on nothing more than personal experience.

I haven't been out performing IQ tests and chest measurements and correlating the data.

You probably should though, you could cop a feel in the name of surveying the population.

Phlann · 17-07-2008 02:23PM

^man with a plan

ntlbell · 17-07-2008 02:23PM

brianthebard wrote: »

You probably should though, you could cop a feel in the name of surveying the population.

Someone did mention you can get away with anything once you have a clip board.

I hope it's true..

brianthebard · 17-07-2008 02:27PM

ntlbell wrote: »

Someone did mention you can get away with anything once you have a clip board.

I hope it's true..

While you are at it, I'll come along and film the events. questions on the survey can include (but are not limited to); "can I cup your breasts in the name of science?" And "how long do you need to know a man before you let him do naughty things to your bosom?" I think we are on a winner here lads.

ntlbell · 17-07-2008 02:30PM

brianthebard wrote: »

While you are at it, I'll come along and film the events. questions on the survey can include (but are not limited to); "can I cup your breasts in the name of science?" And "how long do you need to know a man before you let him do naughty things to your bosom?" I think we are on a winner here lads.

fapping fantastic...

Film crew - check

Pen - check..

Just need a clip board!

MikeyNT · 17-07-2008 02:34PM

Don't forget the baby oil.....NEVER forget the baby oil. :P

brianthebard · 17-07-2008 02:38PM

ntlbell wrote: »

fapping fantastic...

Film crew - check

Pen - check..

Just need a clip board!

Oh sh!t where are we going to get one of those???

ntlbell · 17-07-2008 02:45PM

brianthebard wrote: »

Oh sh!t where are we going to get one of those???

We could mug one of those people who work for concern!

ntlbell · 17-07-2008 02:46PM

MikeyNT wrote: »

Don't forget the baby oil.....NEVER forget the baby oil. :P

Yes, this will be used for "alergy testing"

Boys... does boob-size matter?

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