Succubus - Has one destroyed your friend?

LadyE · 16-07-2008 09:49PM

DublinWriter wrote: »

Most of the 30-something mates I grew up with have all married ball-breaking Succubi, without exception.

The worst cases are where they are 10 years into the marriage and the wife is content to stay at home watching the Jeremy Kyle show, doting over the hairless Siamese cat that hubby paid €600 for, while the Vietnamese orphan they adopted en-route to Saipan for the World Cup 2002 waits in the creche to be collected by 'Dad' after his day at the office.

OMG! Thats awful!

Tha Gopher · 16-07-2008 09:51PM

DublinWriter wrote: »

the Vietnamese orphan they adopted en-route to Saipan for the World Cup 2002 waits in the creche to be collected by 'Dad' after his day at the office.

Wow.

A 6 year old still in creche?

Korvanica wrote: »

Poor guy. and the funny thing is he is coming to holland with us on monday, wonder what shell say to that

50 says he isnt going.

Oh, and if he does, 50 euro in the dam (last I checked) also buys him his life back

My mate has been dead for about 9 months now.

taidghbaby · 16-07-2008 09:56PM

DublinWriter wrote: »

Most of the 30-something mates I grew up with have all married ball-breaking Succubi, without exception.

The worst cases are where they are 10 years into the marriage and the wife is content to stay at home watching the Jeremy Kyle show, doting over the hairless Siamese cat that hubby paid €600 for, while the Vietnamese orphan they adopted en-route to Saipan for the World Cup 2002 waits in the creche to be collected by 'Dad' after his day at the office.

he should bring the wife back to vietnam and "adopt" a new vietnamese one!

birdie08 · 16-07-2008 10:18PM

DublinWriter wrote: »

Most of the 30-something mates I grew up with have all married ball-breaking Succubi, without exception.

The worst cases are where they are 10 years into the marriage and the wife is content to stay at home watching the Jeremy Kyle show, doting over the hairless Siamese cat that hubby paid €600 for, while the Vietnamese orphan they adopted en-route to Saipan for the World Cup 2002 waits in the creche to be collected by 'Dad' after his day at the office.

You see stories like that freak me out!! why do women and I stress women (Not all) let themselves go once they have got hitched? Become a baby machine and as you said the highlight of their day is the jeremy kyle show!! Now why do men and i stress men (Not all) allow this to occur!! Is it because life would be sooooooo much easier and better for the man...dinner at 6, babies washed and fed...*** on tap.....surely you guys would wish for something a wee bit more challenging???

thefinalstage · 16-07-2008 10:50PM

birdie08 wrote: »

You see stories like that freak me out!! why do women and I stress women (Not all) let themselves go once they have got hitched? Become a baby machine and as you said the highlight of their day is the jeremy kyle show!! Now why do men and i stress men (Not all) allow this to occur!! Is it because life would be sooooooo much easier and better for the man...dinner at 6, babies washed and fed...*** on tap.....surely you guys would wish for something a wee bit more challenging???

YOu try telling a hormonal woman that she has to be more active or excercise a bit. If you do I will see you in hell.

taidghbaby · 16-07-2008 10:52PM

thelastangryman wrote: »

YOu try telling a hormonal woman that she has to be more active or excercise a bit. If you do I will see you in hell.

where can i get a titanium reinforced cup??

Acid_Violet · 16-07-2008 11:25PM

It's not called change, it's called improve, or even mould into a fine young man :P

andyl222 · 16-07-2008 11:37PM

It's funny to see how many poster's 'friends' have fallen victim to the succubi, yet none of the posters themselves.

Terry · 16-07-2008 11:44PM

Silverfish wrote: »

Bet you a tenner, no, twenty, that most of these guys are the same types who chase after 'hot burds' then are the ones to let themselves get whipped by these 'hot burds' because they never checked if they were actually suitable or not.

All this thread tells me about these guys is ...... they don't know how to pick women, and are weak enough to let these women walk all over them.

Says more about the bloke than the girl, imo.

Damn right.

andyl222 wrote: »

It's funny to see how many poster's 'friends' have fallen victim to the succubi, yet none of the posters themselves.

I'm too clever for that. Or too drunk to ever pull a hot burd. Take your pick.

Peared · 16-07-2008 11:49PM

Nobody can change you into anything you don't want to be.

So all those blokes are either lying to you, lying to her, or weak willed little sh1ts to begin with.

taidghbaby · 16-07-2008 11:50PM

Acid_Violet wrote: »

It's not called change, it's called improve, or even mould into a fine young man :P

pfft....ya wont catch me!!!

/runs away and hides

Wibbs · 16-07-2008 11:53PM

Silverfish wrote: »

Bet you a tenner, no, twenty, that most of these guys are the same types who chase after 'hot burds' then are the ones to let themselves get whipped by these 'hot burds' because they never checked if they were actually suitable or not.

All this thread tells me about these guys is ...... they don't know how to pick women, and are weak enough to let these women walk all over them.

Says more about the bloke than the girl, imo.

I'm with you and Terry on this one. I blame the guy. If he didn't want/like it, he would stop it. If he doesn't posses the balls to stop it then he deserves what he gets.

I've never had the real ball breaker thankfully. I've had one try 2 months in. Her charms didn't come close to out weighing the BS so I got out of that one. I have had the emotional disaster area, where you spend your life putting out one emotional fire after the other for the sake of the quiet life/sex/relationship. Equally daft on my part, just not as obvious as the ball breaker. Same coin different side though.

Acid_Violet · 16-07-2008 11:53PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

pfft....ya wont catch me!!!

/runs away and hides

We have our ways boy, oh we have our ways!

kowloon · 17-07-2008 12:02AM

Acid_Violet wrote: »

It's not called change, it's called improve, or even mould into a fine young spineless metrosexual :P

Fixed that for you. :pac:

taidghbaby · 17-07-2008 12:03AM

Acid_Violet wrote: »

We have our ways boy, oh we have our ways!

really.....like what??

/gets pen & paper

Acid_Violet · 17-07-2008 12:07AM

kowloon wrote: »

Fixed that for you. :pac:

Meterosexuals? Pfft, wouldn't bother with one if you paid me...

Acid_Violet · 17-07-2008 12:09AM

taidghbaby wrote: »

really.....like what??

/gets pen & paper

For me to know and you to only find out when you're on your knees bitch *cracks whip*:p

taidghbaby · 17-07-2008 12:28AM

Acid_Violet wrote: »

For me to know and you to only find out when you're on your knees bitch *cracks whip*:p

hmmmm....S&M and muff diving!!!

could be worse ways to finish out your life i suppose :rolleyes:

beautiation · 17-07-2008 12:46AM

It's beginning to happen to a lot of people I know. 's beginning to depress the hell out of me how placid and unambitious everyone seems to be (both sexes) that they reduce themselves to being content with this, all the fire of our teens was a lie. Advice I'd give anyone: Do not let it happen. Don't say "ah, we'll give him a couple of months then he'll be back when the novelty dies down". He won't, he'll be a world away by then. Tell him when it starts where it's going to end, and if he's fine with ending the friendship that's grand, but so many people just become so passive when they're in a relationship that I don't think they even realise their friendships are breaking until it's too late. I honestly don't believe these guys want to treat the people they've grown up with this way, but they do. When they break up and start doing everything to ingratiate themselves again, you can see this. Wouldn't necessarily blame the woman a lot of the time though, a lot of guys are insecure and cling with all they can to a good relationship in case another one doesn't come along, forgetting everything else.

Acid_Violet · 17-07-2008 12:54AM

Actually for the record, this exact thing happened to a best friend of mine. Her first boyfriend, he was entirely not suitable for her (ie. a piece of **** who has no prospects in life, is domineering and cheats on her), she's still with him almost two years later, and she basically turned her back on all her friends because of him. Such a long entricate story, but to sum it up: boy evil, girl not really happy. It was real soul-destroying for me to lose someone who I felt just so, so close to because of some asshole but she just never listened to her friends advice, instead believed his **** that we were 'just jealous of the happy couple...' He's a nice fellow :rolleyes:

DEmeant0r · 17-07-2008 02:09AM

I think this video sums this all up quite nicely - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii-dVIYBVZ8

Jigsaw · 17-07-2008 02:24AM

I took sh1t from an ex before and alienated mates. Luckily it was nipped in the bud in time enough. It can easily happen in an intense relationship. I have grown up enough now to know that that sort of thing will never happen to me again. I think it is beyond debate that women can be much more divisive and manipulative b1tches than men can be.

17-07-2008 02:49AM

As far as I'm concerned the second your other half be they male or female suggests that you should change who you are is the moment when your relationship is over.

While I can accept a girlfriend expecting her boyfriend to behave around her and maybe dress up a bit when you go out together but that's about it. I was once told that I would have to stop reading comics, stop watching sci fi and anime by a girl at which point I told her that I did'nt see a future for us and that she would have to go as Stargate was starting. Only saw her once after that when I realised that I had left my Dark City DVD in her apartment and went to reclaim it.

Jigsaw · 17-07-2008 02:53AM

Deleted User wrote: »

As far as I'm concerned the second your other half be they male or female suggests that you should change who you are is the moment when your relationship is over.

While I can accept a girlfriend expecting her boyfriend to behave around her and maybe dress up a bit when you go out together but that's about it. I was once told that I would have to stop reading comics, stop watching sci fi and anime by a girl at which point I told her that I did'nt see a future for us and that she would have to go as Stargate was starting. Only saw her once after that when I realised that I had left my Dark City DVD in her apartment and went to reclaim it.

Whilst I will always judge a person on their merits etc, I find a person (depending on their age) who reads comics an watches sci-fi to be worthy of ridicule. I have rarely encountered exceptions to this but will acknowledge tat there may be some.

17-07-2008 02:58AM

Jigsaw wrote: »

Whilst I will always judge a person on their merits etc, I find a person (depending on their age) who reads comics an watches sci-fi to be worthy of ridicule. I have rarely encountered exceptions to this but will acknowledge tat there may be some.

I'm fully aware of the social stigma of admitting to not only reading comics at the age of 22 but also freely admiting to enjoying Sci Fi. Made my school years a joyful experience.

Jigsaw · 17-07-2008 03:09AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm fully aware of the social stigma of admitting to not only reading comics at the age of 22 but also freely admiting to enjoying Sci Fi. Made my school years a joyful experience.

Although fair play to ya, would I be right in thinking that you also dislike all forms of sport and tend to wear mostly black?

17-07-2008 03:29AM

Jigsaw wrote: »

Although fair play to ya, would I be right in thinking that you also dislike all forms of sport and tend to wear mostly black?

I'm not a fan of sports. I enjoy skateboarding and surfing but would'nt watch a soccer of gaa game if my life depended on it. And no, I don't wear mostly black, in fact more often than not it's green converse, baggy combats and a t-shirt which at the minute is a Heroes "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World one".

Back on topic, I have one friend who is so whipped that it's scary. She barred him from skating, hanging out with us unless shes there also, drinking, going to the cinema, ect. She also made him completely change his wardrobe, cut his hair and the sad thing is that he did all this without protest and continously informs us that he's in love. They discussed marraige the first week they got together and how many kids they would have. The sad thing is that the day she dumps him is the day we find him hanging from the rafters.

Jigsaw · 17-07-2008 03:36AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm not a fan of sports. I enjoy skateboarding and surfing but would'nt watch a soccer of gaa game if my life depended on it. And no, I don't wear mostly black, in fact more often than not it's green converse, baggy combats and a t-shirt which at the minute is a Heroes "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World one".

Back on topic, I have one friend who is so whipped that it's scary. She barred him from skating, hanging out with us unless shes there also, drinking, going to the cinema, ect. She also made him completely change his wardrobe, cut his hair and the sad thing is that he did all this without protest and continously informs us that he's in love. They discussed marraige the first week they got together and how many kids they would have. The sad thing is that the day she dumps him is the day we find him hanging from the rafters.

Once again, fair play to ya mate. I am just being a b0llocks tbh. It's all cool.

17-07-2008 03:40AM

Jigsaw wrote: »

Once again, fair play to ya mate. I am just being a b0llocks tbh. It's all cool.

No worries man.

MIN2511 · 17-07-2008 03:49AM

Some lads enjoy this...

The ex, i did his cooking, laundry, helped with the assignment, resident shrink, mammy's confidant, accountant and babysitter

Lets just say there is a reason why he's the ex now;)

Succubus - Has one destroyed your friend?

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