This is for the cat haters out there.

Hobbes · 16-07-2008 10:51PM #1

If you don't know how to install greasemonkey or save this script then you deserve cat pics.

// 
//   |\      _,,,---,,_
//   /,`.-'`'    -.  ;-;;,_
//  |,4-  ) )-,_..;\ (  `'-'
// '---''(_/--'  `-'\_)  
//  ONOZ U KILLD ME!!
//
// Written by Hobbes.
// Filename to save as: boardsie_cathater.user.js
//
// ==UserScript==
// @name          Boards.ie Feedback lolcat killer.
// @namespace     BOARDS.IE
// @description   Kills all images on feedback forum.
// @include       http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?*
// @include       http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php*
// @exclude       
// ==/UserScript==

var feedBackThread = /<a href\="forumdisplay\.php\?f\=82\">Feedback<\/a>/i;

if (document.body.innerHTML.match(feedBackThread)) {
	var img = document.images;

	for (var i = 0; i < img.length; i++) {
			img[i].src = "";
	}
	
}

Nerin · 16-07-2008 11:07PM

Hobbes wrote: »

If you don't know how to install greasemonkey or save this script then you deserve cat pics.

// 
//   |\      _,,,---,,_
//   /,`.-'`'    -.  ;-;;,_
//  |,4-  ) )-,_..;\ (  `'-'
// '---''(_/--'  `-'\_)  
//  ONOZ U KILLD ME!!
//
// Written by Hobbes.
// Filename to save as: boardsie_cathater.user.js
//
// ==UserScript==
// @name          Boards.ie Feedback lolcat killer.
// @namespace     BOARDS.IE
// @description   Kills all images on feedback forum.
// @include       http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?*
// @include       http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php*
// @exclude       
// ==/UserScript==

var feedBackThread = /<a href\="forumdisplay\.php\?f\=82\">Feedback<\/a>/i;

if (document.body.innerHTML.match(feedBackThread)) {
    var img = document.images;

    for (var i = 0; i < img.length; i++) {
            img[i].src = "";
    }
    
}

this makes me a sad panda

kmart6 · 16-07-2008 11:10PM

Sad panda you say.....

orestes · 16-07-2008 11:11PM

Lolcat murderer! :mad:

Hobbes · 16-07-2008 11:13PM

Nerin wrote: »

this makes me a sad panda

For the cat lovers change:

img[i].src = "";

to

img[i].src = "http://randomlolcat.com/image.gif";

*shudder*

DeepBlue · 16-07-2008 11:13PM

Hobbes wrote: »

If you don't know how to install greasemonkey or save this script then you deserve cat pics.

At a wild guess I'd say 99% wouldn't have heard of greasemonkey, let alone know how to install it.

randylonghorn · 16-07-2008 11:16PM

Hobbes wrote: »

// |\ _,,,---,,_
// /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_
// |,4- ) )-,_..;\ ( `'-'
// '---''(_/--' `-'\_)
// ONOZ U KILLD ME!!

Boooooooo!!!11!111

Hobbes · 16-07-2008 11:17PM

DeepBlue wrote: »

At a wild guess I'd say 99% wouldn't have heard of greasemonkey, let alone know how to install it.

I'm pro-cat.

taidghbaby · 16-07-2008 11:20PM

meah....for the real cat haters:

http://www.al4ie.com/?p=497

16-07-2008 11:44PM

Prefer wet pussies myself

17-07-2008 12:08AM

Down with the cat pats ,down I say !

cornbb · 17-07-2008 12:08AM

Hobbes wrote: »

"http://randomlolcat.com/image.gif"

Bookmarked!

Steve · 17-07-2008 12:11AM

did someone say cats?

Sparky · 17-07-2008 12:13AM

DeVore · 17-07-2008 12:52AM

LOL @ SPankeH ... I shouldnt get that but I do.

DeV.

Dades · 17-07-2008 11:30AM

SteveC wrote: »

did someone say cats?

You totally robbed that from the "Are the Hamsters still on Strike?" thread!
Never get tired of seeing it though!

This
http://randomlolcat.com/image.gif
Has made my day...

Maximilian · 17-07-2008 12:27PM

My God Hobbes - you have way to much time on your hands.

Hobbes · 17-07-2008 12:38PM

Maximilian wrote: »

My God Hobbes - you have way to much time on your hands.

2 mins actual coding work. 5 mins to find ascii cat picture. lolcat pic 10 seconds in google.

Maximilian · 17-07-2008 12:44PM

Hobbes wrote: »

2 mins actual coding work. 5 mins to find ascii cat picture. lolcat pic 10 seconds in google.

Duly amended.

My God Hobbes - you have way to much time the correct amount of time on your hands for the required purpose.

GhostInTheRuins · 17-07-2008 01:56PM

But this removes all images, the page looks really messy now

jor el · 17-07-2008 01:59PM

Text only browsing, ah the memories. Bring back DOS.

Cabaal · 17-07-2008 02:24PM

DeepBlue wrote: »

At a wild guess I'd say 99% wouldn't have heard of greasemonkey, let alone know how to install it.

then obviously they need to see cat pics

Hobbes · 17-07-2008 06:31PM

GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

But this removes all images, the page looks really messy now

Can't please everyone!

I was amazed actually that when I nuked the images boards.ie site still worked. I was expecting loads of blank buttons and breakages. Kudos on a well developed site.

Overheal · 17-07-2008 09:03PM

clever little piece of script... but youre an evil bastard for making it!

This is for the cat haters out there.

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