Succubus - Has one destroyed your friend?

Korvanica · 16-07-2008 10:45AM #1

As what it says above - Guy dates chick, and she changes him.
Funny thing is with my mate she decided to change him 6 months into the relationship. Why change the person you fell for?

Sherifu · 16-07-2008 10:48AM

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh

No, haven't seen any lately. I will be vigilant.

16-07-2008 10:55AM

Happened to one of my friends but he broke it off with her. She was a psycho though.

Steve_o · 16-07-2008 10:57AM

I overheard my mates missus sayin that "she loved him, but he needed a new image" two days later my mate dumped her... moral victory i guess!

Irishcrx · 16-07-2008 11:39AM

Yep, one recently took a mate of mine, he's now learning spanish and has moved to spain with her after 7 months together....probably won't see him until he's dumped and comes home realizing she is a suckubus.

chopperbyrne · 16-07-2008 12:02PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYhCPVtrLwo&feature=related

KTRIC · 16-07-2008 12:07PM

Sherifu wrote: »

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh

No, haven't seen any lately. I will be vigilant.

And on the third day the Lord did quote Tenacious D and it was good

Shryke · 16-07-2008 12:07PM

There's a certain point in every relationship when you stop becoming the object of their affections and become a project to be worked on. That's a quote, forget where I saw it though.

Phlann · 16-07-2008 12:08PM

Your friend is weak and deserves everything he gets.

The Don · 16-07-2008 12:10PM

One got her claws into a mate of mine about 5 years ago. We haven't seen him in 3 years. She completely changed him. She was even with someother guys in the first few months while they were going out. He works and she stays at home to 'mind the house'. She's got him to buy her a new car, sent her on trips to the US, etc.

I hear they're getting married now.

Wibbs · 16-07-2008 12:13PM

Some change is good and if they're things you think need changing then cool. All too often though if the guy actually changes to what she thinks she wants, she'll then lose interest and then look for a guy who won't change. just an extension of the usual woman tests man for boundaries stuff.

It is a woman thing too. Very very few men do this. Can you imagine if you suggested to a girlfriend, lose weight/change/die your hair/change your clothes etc? jebus the fall out would be massive.:D

16-07-2008 12:18PM

Doesn't Korvanica mean little lady parts?

monkeyfudge · 16-07-2008 12:19PM

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

16-07-2008 12:20PM

Yeah I've had it happen to a few friends. Listen to what happened to one of them there recently.

My mate has been going out with this girl on and off for like 2 years. She is a PHYSCHO though but he just cant live without her. Both are from pretty well off respectable families which makes what happened there the other week even more unbelievable. They were out in a club and had an argument & he walked off for a while to JUST talk to some other girl who is a known mate. His mrs comes over and shouts at him

''So you'll talk to her but not me!!?''

*Redbull + vodka splashed into his face*

*Smacks him over the head with the glass....*

He had to go to the hospital & they broke up after it about a month ago but got back together...... Christ... how far does someone have to go before the victim/slave has to just say this is too much? We've been giving him stick since hahaha

thefinalstage · 16-07-2008 12:56PM

KaG1888 wrote: »

''So you'll talk to her but not me!!?''

*Redbull + vodka splashed into his face*

*Smacks him over the head with the glass....*

He had to go to the hospital & they broke up after it about a month ago but got back together...... Christ... how far does someone have to go before the victim/slave has to just say this is too much? We've been giving him stick since hahaha

Seriously, she would have been falcon punched back to Hades.

16-07-2008 01:03PM

thelastangryman wrote: »

Seriously, she would have been falcon punched back to Hades.

Thats what I said, absolute head case.

The Bollox · 16-07-2008 01:05PM

yes. it's painful to see just how strong a grip she has on him and his testicles. so I went up to her one day and said "what the hell do you want with him, you damn Succubus" and you know what she said?

Succubus: "I need about tree-fiddy"

well it was about that time I noticed this succubus was a 20ft tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era so I said "get the hell outta here you god damn Loch Ness monster! I ain't giving you tree-fiddy!"

jebuz · 16-07-2008 01:06PM

The Bollox wrote: »

yes. it's painful to see just how strong a grip she has on him and his testicles. so I went up to her one day and said "what the hell do you want with him, you damn Succubus" and you know what she said?

Succubus: "I need about tree-fiddy"

well it was about that time I noticed this succubus was a 20ft tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era so I said "get the hell outta here you god damn Loch Ness monster! I ain't giving you tree-fiddy!"

I gave him a dollar

chopperbyrne · 16-07-2008 01:07PM

The Bollox wrote: »

yes. it's painful to see just how strong a grip she has on him and his testicles. so I went up to her one day and said "what the hell do you want with him, you damn Succubus" and you know what she said?

Succubus: "I need about tree-fiddy"

well it was about that time I noticed this succubus was a 20ft tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era so I said "get the hell outta here you god damn Loch Ness monster! I ain't giving you tree-fiddy!"

That was so eleven posts ago!

16-07-2008 01:15PM

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Pyr0 · 16-07-2008 01:20PM

Sex on tap ?

I wish...:rolleyes:

Earthhorse · 16-07-2008 01:35PM

Prof.Dufflecoat wrote: »

Sex on tap is powerful enough to change any man.

If you're having sex with a tap what would you need a girlfriend for?

CountingCrows · 16-07-2008 01:51PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

If you're having sex with a tap what would you need a girlfriend for?

To bring you water?

The Bollox · 16-07-2008 01:55PM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

That was so eleven posts ago!

ah you mean this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYhCP...eature=related

I don't have access to youtube in work so I couldn't watch it

jebus wrote:

I gave him a dollar

he gave him a dollar! wait what you go givin' him a dollar for? no wonder he keeps coming back if you keep giving him money!

chopperbyrne · 16-07-2008 02:09PM

So then he said "well how about just two fiddy?"

Oh! So now it's just two fiddy! What is there some kind of sale on Loch Ness Munchies! Damn monster, get off my lawn!

thelordofcheese · 16-07-2008 02:11PM

to quote a great man..

Heck, I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego. He'd rule the earth for a day, then we'd see him outside, mowing the lawn.
"Hey, aren't you Satan?"
"Shut up."
"Ooh, Mr. Prince of Darkness, you forgot the edge back there."
"Shut up."
You'll see him at the supermarket
"Tampons, aisle three …"
"Aren't you Satan?"
"Shut up."
"You're pussy-whipped!"
"No, I'm Satan! Grrr!"
"You're not Prince of Darkness, you're Pussy-whipped of Darkness!"

Piste · 16-07-2008 02:30PM

Pyr0 wrote: »

Sex on tap ?

I wish...:rolleyes:

ooooOOOOOooooh, Livingdeadgirl will hear about this

BubbleWrap85 · 16-07-2008 02:55PM

Sherifu wrote: »

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh

No, haven't seen any lately. I will be vigilant.

Is that a "Tribute"?

Earthhorse · 16-07-2008 03:06PM

CountingCrows wrote: »

To bring you water?

But if you have a girlfriend to bring you water why would you need a tap?

*strokes chin*

thefinalstage · 16-07-2008 03:07PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

But if you have a girlfriend to bring you water why would you need a tap?

*strokes chin*

To have sex with obviously.

Earthhorse · 16-07-2008 03:09PM

thelastangryman wrote: »

To have sex with obviously.

But if your girlfriend's sleeping with the tap why would you need to have sex?

*starts PI thread*

Succubus - Has one destroyed your friend?

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