Best & worst drunken moments?

Will · 28-05-2008 06:02PM #1

So what has been your best/worst drunken moment?

My worst was last Thursday with some work mates. Drank a small brewery's worth, didn't make it to the club. Walking for a taxi I wanted the beer out of me so I got one of my mates to do the heimlich maneuver on me... up came the beer

:(:o

Seemingly I came home, chatted with my sister, hugged the toilet some more and well Friday was a write off. I'm leaving out some other horrifying details.

Best drunken moment, there's been so many. Last year in Lyon walking into the local night club, ordered a few drinks, a few more, a few more, danced, partied, went to pay the tab. Manager said not to worry, it was on the house

Then went onto a later club with the party goers and the guys from the club and got home at 3pm the next day. No hangover either. Win!! :pac:

Galvasean · 28-05-2008 06:03PM

Best: all
Worst: ??????????

Dun laoire · 28-05-2008 08:50PM

Best: Plenty of great nights but fully wrapping the uncles aul banger of a car on xmas eve after the boozers closed was good one the following morning. Turned plenty of heads

Worst: Getting my head lodges between the window and the roof of the door in a taxi one night. The electronics wouldnt work for about 5 mins. Great fun for the lads though

sheesh · 28-05-2008 09:00PM

singing Ruud Van Nistelrooy na na na na na (to the air of brown girl in the ring)

outside smyths in dublin after an Ireland vrs holland game I think we drew
A fantastically funny night.
it made the Irish Times don't you know

john concannon · 28-05-2008 09:43PM

Best: Got so drunk that I thought that Guiness came out of my ears.It actually just came out of my nose.(Safe to say I didn't live that down for a while).The same night I was looking for the number of a well known pizzaria and remembered you have to luck in a phone book not a french dictionary.

Worst:There's no such thing as a worst drunken moment.There all equally brilliant.

28-05-2008 09:44PM

Best would be everything bar waking up in the bathtub covered in puke after a night on the vodka.

LovelyTom · 28-05-2008 11:33PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Best would be everything bar waking up in the bathtub covered in puke after a night on the vodka.

Vodka's for wimmins!

Best drunken moment was preobably when my current girlfriend but back then just my close friend let it slip that she liked me and ye know how it goes...

Worst was when I drank a shoulder of JD and fell on the bottle which smashed and send a big chunk of glass into my wrist, resulting in many a stitch and getting sick in the ambulance... Least I got a funky scar

jester77 · 29-05-2008 08:45AM

Best: Falling out of a pub in the south of France early on a Monday morning, realising I should be going into work about then back in Ireland, phoning up and leaving a message on the secretary's answering machine to say I was sick to only find out a few days later that I was actually talking to her and not the machine!

Worse: Out drinking with a guy that had broken up with his burd, drank many quadruple vodkas with red bulls, woke up the next morning with a massive "pizza" on the pillow, thank **** I didn't sleep on my back that night

Blitzkrieger · 29-05-2008 10:54AM

LovelyTom wrote: »

Least I got a funky scar

....but everybody will think you're emo......

LovelyTom · 29-05-2008 12:38PM

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

....but everybody will think you're emo......

They'd think that if I looked like one but I don't so it's ok.
Some people kinda have a worried look when they see it, obviously thinking I tried to off myself... :rolleyes:

KamiKazi · 29-05-2008 02:28PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Worst: Getting my head lodges between the window and the roof of the door in a taxi one night. The electronics wouldnt work for about 5 mins. Great fun for the lads though

I lol'd

:D

Dun laoire · 29-05-2008 02:37PM

KamiKazi wrote: »

I lol'd :D

Yeah it's funny alright. I was in the front and stuck my head out to ask some fella for directions but as i was asking i wanted to bring the window down a bit to allow more room but instead i sent the feckin thing up. How stupid can ya get haha.

Maple · 29-05-2008 04:52PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Worst: Getting my head lodges between the window and the roof of the door in a taxi one night. The electronics wouldnt work for about 5 mins. Great fun for the lads though

ROFL.

Wasn't there another one tho were you sat on a garden wall, fell backwards and slept there??

Tom Dunne · 29-05-2008 04:59PM

Best: saying "I do"
Worst: saying "I do"

29-05-2008 05:03PM

Worst or Best...? The last time my flatmate and I were out binge drinking (last year). I was the designated driver (Whoa, big mistake!), and somehow drove back to the flat without any memory of doing so.

Maple · 29-05-2008 05:30PM

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Best: saying "I do"
Worst: saying "I do"

Thomas Dunne! :eek: You pig! I'm telling your missus!

Dun laoire · 29-05-2008 05:31PM

maple wrote: »

ROFL.

Wasn't there another one tho were you sat on a garden wall, fell backwards and slept there??

Haha yeah, but to be fair it was the middle of summer so it was kinda nice.

Maple · 29-05-2008 05:32PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Haha yeah, but to be fair it was the middle of summer so it was kinda nice.

Still a classic tho.

goodburger · 29-05-2008 08:09PM

worst: while pissed telling someone they looked pregnant, they had been on a diet and was really slim at the time

best: after a night in gibneys, we had the great idea of going to tomango's. taxi arrived and myself and my friend got in, I told her its ok i'll sort this one out. arrived to portmarnock and proceeded to show the taximan my bus eireann bus pass and then continued getting out of the taxi and staggered up to the door of the night club, I still laugh at that one today.

Fresh Pots · 29-05-2008 08:26PM

Best: theres been so many but probably would say going to a strip club on holiday, totally wasted, paying for a dance and not remebering a thing!

Worst: gotta be puching into my hands on the way to the toilet in a club one night, wasn't a huge amount but all in all very embarrassing.

Loopy · 29-05-2008 08:26PM

Worst: Doing a sling shot (a bungy jump backwards) whilst out of my mallet and barfing everywhere.. Think it landed on people half a mile away.

Best: Ringing in sick to work and going to an early house and spending the whole day there talking total shit to a load of pissed aul fellas.

Will · 29-05-2008 08:41PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Worst: Doing a sling shot (a bungy jump backwards) whilst out of my mallet and barfing everywhere.. Think it landed on people half a mile away.

bwahaha laughed so heartily there

Dun laoire · 29-05-2008 09:30PM

maple wrote: »

Still a classic tho.

So c'mon Mrs Maple tell us your stories :pac:

looptheloop wrote: »

Worst: Doing a sling shot (a bungy jump backwards) whilst out of my mallet and barfing everywhere.. Think it landed on people half a mile away.

Haha. That reminds me of a fella from work done a bunjee jump for charity. He jumped off the platform feet first haha. His eye were bloodshot for a month. I still laugh when i think about it

Loopy · 30-05-2008 10:30AM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Haha. That reminds me of a fella from work done a bunjee jump for charity. He jumped off the platform feet first haha. His eye were bloodshot for a month. I still laugh when i think about it

Oh god the poor fella, I did a bungy too but was sober for that so it worked out a lot better for me and the general public:D

Rozabeez · 30-05-2008 11:45AM

Worst: Getting locked in student union office with unattractive, strange man, emerging when the manager and staff were closing up the bar, they were not impressed.

Best: Oh so many, I loved getting drunk and havin' a go on the merry-go-round near the Point. Or getting stuck in a trolley in a bathroom, befriending random strangers I still talk to etc etc.

helimachoptor · 30-05-2008 11:51AM

Worst: Nothing too bad... confessed my undying love for an ex by txt and sent it to my then girlfriend... very bold

Best: Quite a few probably getting stripped naked by a band in front of a packed pub!

30-05-2008 04:19PM

Best:.......too many to remember.

Worst: walking up the "stairs" part of the old Anna Livia fountain in town....the bit beside her head, here:

and when i got to the top i just jumped off onto the path at the side, instead of walking back down. Then hobbled home with a broken ankle.

Either that or waking up in Beaumont with a drip hanging off my arm and a monitor clipped to one of my fingers. Un-hooked everything, went into the bathroom and planned on legging it until i saw i'd a plastic bracelet on my wrist with my name and address on it (which they got from my wallet).

I drank a hape of gargle and just switched off and fell backwards, busting my head open in the process. The lads panicked, threw me in an ambulance and then legged it.

Degsy · 31-05-2008 01:41PM

Was in a bar in Nantes that had a bit of a band playing.I'd been heckling them all night to play guns n roses,they evenntually agreed on condition that i sing.I staggered up,murdered two verses of knocking on heavn's door and stepped off the satge.The stage was four feet from the floor and i landed on my face,bounced back up into a standing position and bowed to a bemused audience.It wasnt even dark outside!

G-Money · 13-07-2008 11:08AM

Best: Been drunk so many times that I can't remember most of them. One of the best moments was easter last year when I ended up in Copperface Jacks with the lads. By the end of the night they played the Riverdance theme and we were all dancing like demons as fast as we could to try and keep up with the music. We were all shouting at each other to keep going and to keep dancing faster. Was great craic.

Worst: Probably just after I started to drink and was back in my apartment after a night out. Was sitting on the couch and felt that unpleasant I'm about to puke feeling. Started to leg it for the bathroom but had to put my hand over my mouth. Of course that never helps.

As I got into the bathroom it started to come out out of my mouth and I slipped in it and landed on my ass. So there I was sitting in my own puke on the bathroom floor, continuing to be sick into the toilet.

Sorry if that has caused the same reaction in some of you

Wagon · 14-07-2008 10:08AM

Worst: There's been a few but the lowest is heading to my mates gaff, drinking nearly a full bottle of whiskey, going to rathmines to Tram Co (:o) Was refused entry because I couldn't string my date of birth togenther and they don't accept old crumply bus tickets as ID. so got some Mcdonalds, had some water, got myself sorted a bit, headed back and they said fiar enough and I went in. More whiskey, left at 2am, got a curry and lost everyone else at this stage. Went to hail a taxi and woke up on the side of the main road at around half 2. Got a taxi, wen't home.

Got out of the taxi, decided to sit down and close my eyes, woke up at 3.15 or so. Went into my house. Fell asleep. Woke up and vomited everywhere including on my sterio causing the sub woofer to stop working

and then all over the toilet. Sy sister cleaned it up (like an absolute legend

) and i bought a nice box of chocolates as a token of my appreciation.

Best: Can't remember.

truecrippler · 14-07-2008 03:19PM

Best: Just getting wasted in Denmark in an Irish bar. Had a crap load to drink, mixed everything and must have tried every shot there... some weird names they had for them. Got some free pints too.
Was soooo drunk that they let me stay upstairs in the guest room. Went to bed at 5 a.m. btw. Woke up at 7 a.m. with some head on me.

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