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  • #392
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    and so does the other p

    no it stands for Preprocessor


  • #393
    Cadzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Cadzer


    Fact: All Polar bears are left handed or left pawed you know what i mean :)


  • #394
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    margarine is one molecule away from being plastic!!


  • #395
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    there is more than one way to skin a cat


  • #396
    echter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭echter


    i have a cut on my finger that hasn't healed for about a year









    and no i'm not sick, i'm a scab picker! :p


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  • #397
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    leninbenjamin wrote: »
    no it stands for Preprocessor
    you just posted useful info
    HA HA !
    and guess what the p's in preprocessor stand for eh eh ?



    HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube


  • #398
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There is no fog on the moon.


  • #399
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
    But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
    Cryin's not for me
    'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
    Because I'm free
    Nothin's worryin' me


  • #400
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Star trek does not require a bad guy in order to have a plot


  • #401
    Green Giant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    23% of all photocopier malfunctions worldwide are caused by people trying to photocopy their own arses


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  • #402
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    most people have more than the average number of legs


  • #403
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    lineage.jpg
    http://www.giantpandaonline.org/naturalhistory/phylogenetics.htm


  • #404
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    ireland is the 13th biggest island in the world, and if teh bible is right, the universe


  • #405
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    The first english settlers that landed in Austrailia asked the abirigonies what the strange hopping yoke was and they replied ''Kang guru'' which means ''i dont know''


  • #406
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Gelada baboons can eat grass (and give milk).


  • #407
    JæKæ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭JæKæ


    You can't get roll-on in Canada. Except for dove age-defying roll-on for old women.
    Plenty of useless deodorant sticks alright


  • #408
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The first setlers to arrive in america in the fifteenth century (after the Vigings) thought that they were on the east coast of India, that's why they called the natives "Indians".


  • #409
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Athens Fri 4:31 AM
    Cairo Fri 4:31 AM
    Johannesburg Fri 4:31 AM
    Helsinki Fri 4:31 AM


  • #410
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If you turn a watch set to GMT upside down it gives the correct time in Burma


  • #411
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    on Thursdays one of the three cubic root of -1 is < drum roll > -1


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  • #412
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My socks are acting in a very psychotic way.


  • #413
    kleefarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    All the lights are now working on my wifes window display. :rolleyes:


  • #414
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    If a man takes a pregnancy test, it usually turns out postive

    (not confirmed, if anyone has a spare one knocking about I'm happy to try it)


  • #415
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    under EU law men are entitled to maternity leave. :)

    but only if they get pregnant :rolleyes:


  • #416
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    those-big-things-might-cause-an-accident.jpg
    those-big-things-might-cause-an-accident


  • #417
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day


  • #418
    barfuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭barfuss


    i'm sitting in my room.


  • #419
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You're full of shít.


  • #420
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.


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  • #421
    pirelli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭pirelli


    funny_190.gif


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