Questions you dont really wanna hear the answer to

IvaBigWun · 11-07-2008 09:26AM #1

"Be honest now, was he/she better in bed than me?"

"Is this going to hurt?"

"So tell me, how do they make sausages?"

"So Mr Bush, who is really in charge of the USA?"

over to you

Captain Ginger · 11-07-2008 09:28AM

Does the OP really have a "big wun"?

kaimera · 11-07-2008 09:29AM

"How old are you?"

durr ginger

Steve_o · 11-07-2008 09:30AM

"Can I see my exam results?"

"How is Black pudding made?"

Captain Ginger · 11-07-2008 09:30AM

kaimera wrote: »

How old are you?

Young enough to make stupid posts, old enough to know they're stupid

IvaBigWun · 11-07-2008 09:32AM

kaimera wrote: »

How old are you?

lmao

We've all been there

Occidental · 11-07-2008 09:32AM

Is it blue?

FlutterinBantam · 11-07-2008 09:33AM

Why is that horrible stink coming from the hotpress,and did anyone see that big black bath towel,its been missing abround three or four days,since the party actually.

IvaBigWun · 11-07-2008 09:35AM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Why is that horrible stink coming from the hotpress,and has anyone seen Matthew?

Fixed that for ya.

Sherifu · 11-07-2008 09:46AM

Are they my feet?

Gone West · 11-07-2008 09:47AM

Do these pants make my bum look big?

no, chocolate makes your bum look big

chickenhawk · 11-07-2008 09:48AM

Why did you pull me over officer?

Reku · 11-07-2008 09:53AM

"Will you still respect me in the morning?":D

eoinmaclove · 11-07-2008 09:57AM

where's yore ma?:D

LouOB · 11-07-2008 10:00AM

When/how will I die?

Archeron · 11-07-2008 10:01AM

What does this smell like to you?

linn · 11-07-2008 10:06AM

how much money did i spend last night? :eek:

IvaBigWun · 11-07-2008 10:32AM

"Is it my turn to change his nappy?"

Pj! · 11-07-2008 10:41AM

How kinky do your parents get in the bedroom?

IvaBigWun · 11-07-2008 10:48AM

Forky wrote: »

How kinky do your parents get in the bedroom?

If thats a question to your other half then I dont see the problem?

Pj! · 11-07-2008 10:55AM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

If thats a question to your other half then I dont see the problem?

But if at the breakfast table, your Dad brought up how your Mam like his tongue up her bum, you may be put off your marmite.

IvaBigWun · 11-07-2008 10:58AM

Forky wrote: »

But if at the breakfast table, your Dad brought up how your Mam like his tongue up her bum, you may be put off your marmite.

Especially seeing as its Marmite you're eating when he says it.

Dord · 11-07-2008 11:09AM

"Do you really want to hurt me?"

"Do you really want to make me cry?"

FlexiLexi · 11-07-2008 11:10AM

"Do i have to?"

"so, whats your number?" (not your phone number)

"Whats your thesis on?"

"have i put on weight?"

"PLEASE tell me its not a blue line....?"

Archeron · 11-07-2008 11:11AM

So are you really telling me that the last 15 years of my life are really just an artificial memory implant to cover up a secret spy past and that I dont really live in a mansion on Mars, and I'm not really married to a hot kung fu chick with three boobs?

dreamr · 11-07-2008 11:16AM

is there photographic evidence?

where did this bruise come from?

IvaBigWun · 11-07-2008 11:20AM

"Why are you ringing the guards? It was an accident. Put down the phone!"

Magpie! · 11-07-2008 11:26AM

Can anyone remember what date I was in Coppers last April?

Beetlebum · 11-07-2008 11:32AM

What are the results Doc?

Do you think my best friend is hot?

Do you watch much porn?

IvaBigWun · 11-07-2008 11:40AM

Magpie! wrote: »

Can anyone remember what date I was in Coppers last April?

"And what accent I was using when I was there?"

Duggy747 · 11-07-2008 11:41AM

Why are you looking at my crotch and licking your lips, daddy?

Do you have a fetish? ("Hammers turn me on!!")

Ever wondered what makes your skin stay on????

Why is your cat walking funny........and why is her ass deformed!?!

Wanna know what I do with this pineapple when I'm alone?

Questions you dont really wanna hear the answer to

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