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The best thing about the coming recession is..

  • 09-07-2008 09:54PM
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    I won't have to listen to my smug friends who have their mortgages and talk about rent being 'dead money'. Not as dead as paying interest on negative equity for years to come. Muhahaha!

    Also, the (hopeful) demise of many recruitment agencies, one of the most useless by-product of the celtic tiger. Why do they exist? We all look at Irishjobs.ie anyway..

    Anything else?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    Racism, higher crime, emigration...
    Ah, the 80's...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    The empty apartments and cheap property. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Our writers and musicians were always much better when we were poor and downtrodden. Less Westlife and Cecilia Ahern and more Behan and Thin Lizzy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    less oompa loompa's as fake tan becomes 'way to expensive'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    no more big houses built - that look like they could house 20 people instead of the 2-4 who reside in them


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I agree, the more miserable the better the choons. Also, haha for negative equity. Foolz :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    ripp off pubs will have to drop the price of a pint to get punters in, particularly seein they can now only open for a couple of minutes a day :)

    in fact ive noticed that once again were getting irish bar staff who actually bother their hole to look after you !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 thieveslikeus


    The ruturn of grunge fashion. Cant wait to get down to oxfam for a baggy jumper and battered jeans to wear with pride.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    passing out all those empty 4*4s on the side of the road after running out of juice coz they got no money for gas! and then pulling away every time they approach my passenger door thinking i'll help em out,repeatedly...arf arf:rolleyes:
    JUSTICE WILL BE MINE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    The ruturn of grunge fashion. Cant wait to get down to oxfam for a baggy jumper and battered jeans to wear with pride.

    Does that mean that punk music will be back in? YES! :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    In about 10 years or so we should have cracking films like The Van and The Snapper coming out about the hard times of the late naughties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    brain dead cnuts nationwide in sales jobs, on their arse... it brings a smile :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    AIDS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 759 ✭✭✭gixerfixer


    Everyone will be as broke as i have been the last few years:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    The reintroduction of corporal punishment.

    A bitto shtick batin' will get dem young wans into action.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭becah


    better service from many people working in retail/the service industry. I'm sick of being served by grumpy, frowning people in shops etc who grab the money off you and throw your change at you; when jobs become a bit more scarce, hopefully the attitude will disappear aswell!


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Bush administration will lose seats in both houses of the US Congress, and consequently, lose power.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭watsgone


    Do you think we will actually think about and care what goes on in our community when the recession comes??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    Cheaper blowjobs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    watsgone wrote: »
    Do you think we will actually think about and care what goes on in our community when the recession comes??

    Oddly enough yeah. The poorer we are the better we know our neighbours. Scientific fact. Remember street parties in the 80's?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    watsgone wrote: »
    Do you think we will actually think about and care what goes on in our community when the recession comes??

    you make it sound like a plague!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    javaboy wrote: »
    Oddly enough yeah. The poorer we are the better we know our neighbours. Scientific fact. Remember street parties in the 80's?

    Best things ever!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,636 ✭✭✭dotsman


    Ultimately, those that ride the wave will be fine (safe jobs such as civil service and some private sector companies, own their own houses and don't intend selling for a few years), older people with a large asset base and little to no debt and young kids who couldn't give a ****!

    Those that are ****ed are those without jobs now (if you haven't already got a job, how the **** do you expect to get one now that there's people competing for them?), those who don't own a house and will spend the next few years getting further and further away from the property ladder, those that are returning from a gap year "discovering themselves" only to "discover" that maybe they shouldn't have given up that cushy job/offer, those that were making far too much money for what they were worth (ie lack of real education/skills, such as those in the building trade/sales etc who were lured in by the easy money instead of completing their studies/training etc)

    Those that are truly ****ed are those mortgage/borrowed to the hilt, having just bought a home in a middle-of-nowhere development, and are now looking at a P45. They did everything right. Did everything that was asked of them. And now, one final time, they are being asked to bend over, take a deep breath and prepare for the big one!

    Oh, and there won't be much of a recession (unless we keep having threads like this!). One or two shakey years definitely, but we have the ability to recover fairly easily (if we take it). I for one am doing my bit by blowing my hard earned cash nd keep the economy flowing! Spent 200 yo yos on a pair of shades last week. Still can't believe what a tool I am:o

    Back on topic, there is nothing good about a recession.


  • Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    One good thing I could see from this is that maybe prices will go down a bit as people spend less. Probably not for food or oil though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    The return of hair shirts..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    thick cotton tracksuit bottoms/doc martens/wooly jumper/leather jacket/shaved head ensembles... oooh yes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    Other people will be just as broke as the students are :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    will good looking hookers from eastern europe still come over?


  • Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Eating is dead money. You should be pumping that cash into cows, seeds and water collectors on the roof.

    *shakes fists*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭FOGOFUNK


    Off topic but hey....

    A recession is when your neighbour loses his job, a depression is when you lose yours.

    -Ronald Reagan

    Classic


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