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embarressing problem

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  • #32
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


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  • #33
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    kmart6 wrote: »
    :eek:

    5 year's experience required to be a Cum cleaner....must be a highly technical job...lol!
    Well, you have to start from the bottom up ... >_>


  • #34
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    I dont think it qualifies as sex if it's with your hand......

    Anywho, try smearing the car with dogsh*t. Nobody will even notice the smell of c*ck then.


  • #35
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    newbie123 wrote: »
    ok here we go
    i might of....accidentally...ended up having sex in my car in the passinger seat,
    and now theres a bit of a smell lol
    does anyone know how to get rid of it?
    thanks in advance
    Burn it, it's the only way to be sure.


  • #36
    L1011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76,172 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Scrapyard, new seat, sorted.


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  • #37
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    lol at some of the posts.:D

    OP. I don't even know where to start man.... I can't figure out what you were doing to yourself that would leave that much of a smell...


  • #38
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,675 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Id be inclined to take the seat out of the car all together. Clean the seat itself with a couple of upolstery cleaners leave to dry. Then go and clean all the brackets that hold the seat in place, both on the seat and on the floor of the car. Also clean the carpet under the seat while it is out. Very easy to take the seat out of the car. Couple of nuts. You could even higher a steam cleaner they are reasonable enough 20-30 from hire shops.


  • #39
    landydef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭landydef


    Mr Crystal wrote: »
    Dettol and elbowgrease
    it was elbowgrease that got him here in the first place!


  • #40
    bantee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭bantee


    Dave! wrote: »
    I dont think it qualifies as sex if it's with your hand......

    Anywho, try smearing the car with dogsh*t. Nobody will even notice the smell of c*ck then.

    LOL! Dunno if its the smell of c*ck or women´s juice he is tryin to get rid of! I´d say its the latter though.


  • #41
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    listermint wrote: »
    Id be inclined to take the seat out of the car all together. Clean the seat itself with a couple of upolstery cleaners leave to dry. Then go and clean all the brackets that hold the seat in place, both on the seat and on the floor of the car. Also clean the carpet under the seat while it is out. Very easy to take the seat out of the car. Couple of nuts. You could even higher a steam cleaner they are reasonable enough 20-30 from hire shops.

    Obviously you've had this problem before.:D


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  • #42
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Get a new seat.


  • #43
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Yet another post to tell us that the OP had sex. :rolleyes: I see these types all the time.

    OP posted in the motors forum about cleaning their car but it could just have easily been one of the Computer forums:

    So I was having vigourous sex and knocked my laptop off the desk by accident. Now it won't turn on after I inadvertently knocked it over while having sex.

    Can anyone help me solve my problem which was caused while I was having sex?

    P.S. I had sex. :)


  • #44
    Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,575 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    javaboy wrote: »
    So I was having vigourous sex and knocked my laptop off the desk by accident. Now it won't turn on after I inadvertently knocked it over while having sex.

    Can anyone help me solve my problem which was caused while I was having sex?

    Does it smell funny or will it just not turn on?


  • #45
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yet another post to tell us that the OP had coffee. :rolleyes: I see these types all the time.

    OP posted in the motors forum about cleaning their car but it could just have easily been one of the Computer forums:

    So I was having vigourous coffee and knocked my laptop off the desk by accident. Now it won't turn on after I inadvertently knocked it over while having coffee.

    Can anyone help me solve my problem which was caused while I was having coffee?

    P.S. I had coffee. :)

    Whats funnier is if you replace the words. :p

    /wanders off to get coffee :)


  • #46
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    SteveC wrote: »
    Does it smell funny or will it just not turn on?

    Both. I didn't use a firewall and now I'm worried I might be.... Hey wait this was a hypothetical situation. I've said too much. :o


  • #47
    Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,575 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    javaboy wrote: »
    Both. I didn't use a firewall and now I'm worried I might be.... Hey wait this was a hypothetical situation. I've said too much. :o

    Hope the anti virus was up to date on it ;)


  • #48
    Bluetonic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,588 ✭✭✭Bluetonic


    Dord wrote: »
    Get a new seat.
    Ibiza?

    Leon?


  • #49
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Bluetonic wrote: »
    Ibiza?

    Leon?

    Why swap one embarrassing problem for another?


  • #50
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Bluetonic wrote: »
    Ibiza?

    Leon?

    Eww no... it'll probably smell worse!


  • #51
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Dord wrote: »
    Eww no... it'll probably smell worse!

    Yeah but at least he won't have to worry about wimmin having sex with him again if he gets a Leon.


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  • #52
    Bluetonic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,588 ✭✭✭Bluetonic


    javaboy wrote: »
    Why swap one embarrassing problem for another?
    :D


  • #53
    mumhaabu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    Just buy a few fish; trout, salmon etc. throw a fishing rod in the car and say you went fishing. Also remove a few scales and strategically position them and say the bucket of fish flew all over the place when you braked hard.

    Either that or one of those Magic Air Freshener Trees.


  • #54
    PurplePrincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭PurplePrincess


    mumhaabu wrote: »
    Just buy a few fish; trout, salmon etc. throw a fishing rod in the car and say you went fishing. Also remove a few scales and strategically position them and say the bucket of fish flew all over the place when you braked hard.

    Either that or one of those Magic Air Freshener Trees.

    Thats one very well thought out suggestion, would the op's prediciment be a regular occurance for you:D


  • #55
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    I'd be inclined to leave it alone as a special air conditioner op.


  • #56
    CtrlSource
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 825 ✭✭✭CtrlSource


    Hmm nashhty! A friend of mine with a slight medical prob had an 'accident' in the front of my car once *mouth dries at the recollection*. Took weeks for the aroma to go! Tried washing with warm water with a dash of detergent soap and also used a full can of that Neutradol stuff, but could still smell it (in fairness, i have a über sensitive aul' honker on me!). In the end, nature took its course, the Neutradol neutralised the bacteria i guess and after a while, the seat lost its pong :D
    caesar wrote: »
    ...by accidentally do you mean that you were suppose to have sex on the back seat? but you just got carried away:D

    i would just like to vouch for front passenger seat nookie. Coolness. That is all :P


  • #57
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    newbie123 wrote: »
    ok here we go
    i might of....accidentally...ended up having sex in my car in the passinger seat,
    and now theres a bit of a smell lol
    does anyone know how to get rid of it?
    thanks in advance


    Pay someone to burn it out at the side of a country road. Women can smell riding like you wouldn't believe. And even if she had a non-functional nose, I'd say you're the sort that would tell on yourself with dodgey eyes and air-freshner overkill. Whats more, we'd know better than to take some story about a rancid fart, or giving a bloke from work with stinking trotters a lift home.

    Your done for. Burn the car.


  • #58
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,581 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    get a cat and make it pee on the seat

    that will mask the smell of anything

    you'll have to think of some way to get rid of the cat pee smell though


  • #59
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    What sort o car you got - A Hummer ???? heh heh heh :D:D

    Can't believe a quick ride could leave such a pegg......


  • #60
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,675 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Just seen this Vid and remembered this thread.... might help

    http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-remove-cigarette-odor-from-your-car

    not just cigarette smells many others too..


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  • #61
    MissHoneyBun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,131 ✭✭✭MissHoneyBun


    Ya durty dawwwwwg :D
    Try givin it a scrub with bread soda


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