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Have you ever had an STD/STI, or a dose of the itchy & scratchys?

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  • #32
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    I've heard it referred to as 'The Barse' as well.


  • #33
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Just super aids.
    I've been tested since and got the all clear (cure only available to white Europeans).


  • #34
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Never, thank the gods.


  • #35
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    snyper wrote: »
    ..yes, the gooch is the yank term.

    I think the technical name could be Perineum. But I've been wrong before. :P


  • #36
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    no thank god
    my mam would kill me


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  • #37
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Terry. I dont think there is an intarwebnet user that is unaware of ur super aids condition.
    I want to kno how u got it?!


  • #38
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Aisling(",) wrote: »
    no thank god
    my mam would kill me

    Why would you tell your Mam if you got one? :confused:


  • #39
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Doubt there is many people who would actually admit if they every gotten one.:pac:


  • #40
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,804 ✭✭✭Setun


    Just a few Trojans, and the odd worm.


  • #41
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Many liars or virgins on boards.

    that is all


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  • #42
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Toots85 wrote: »
    I think the technical name could be Perineum. But I've been wrong before. :P
    You're all wrong, it's technical term is "The Chin Rest". From the Greek "Peri" after the bloke who first named it. "Num" after the feeling one gets in ones jaw muscles after a while.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #43
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Aisling(",) wrote: »
    no thank god
    my mam would kill me

    you are only 16, so i would hope not :eek:


    get tested every year or so, nothing has shown up yet.


    touch wood


  • #44
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    Wibbs wrote: »
    You're all wrong, it's technical term is "The Chin Rest". From the Greek "Peri" after the bloke who first named it. "Num" after the feeling one gets in ones jaw muscles after a while.

    The Chin Rest! Of course!!! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before? Hey, do you reckon the bollocks are for cushions? Cos you know cushions wouldn't go amiss down there.........


  • #45
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Nope thank God! I heard some nasty storys about needles going up yer japseye, nasty.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FunkZ wrote: »
    Nope thank God! I heard some nasty storys about needles going up yer japseye, nasty.


    I heard cotton buds from a reliable source. :eek:


    I've never actually been tested. In case it involves degradation.


  • #47
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    FunkZ wrote: »
    Nope thank God! I heard some nasty storys about needles going up yer japseye, nasty.

    No you're thinking of getting a PA. ;) AFAIK an STI test involves a cotton swab in the japseye!


  • #48
    maclad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭maclad


    Toots85 wrote: »
    No you're thinking of getting a PA. ;) AFAIK an STI test involves a cotton swab in the japseye!

    Eww.....sounds painful!

    ..Oh and... nope(me thinks):(


  • #49
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    snyper wrote: »
    Many liars or virgins or people who are careful and take what precautions are possible on boards
    Fixed that for ya! :P

    And yes, I know that there is no such thing as 100% safe unless you lock yourself up in your room for the rest of your life ... and even at that you're likely to end up with permanent RSI in your wrist!


  • #50
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Or people who never take a good look or take note to be aware of the changes such things cause or have never been tested and dont' know what they have or just aren't showing the sympthoms of things like the hpv, herpes and clamidia.


  • #51
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I heard cotton buds from a reliable source. :eek:


    I've never actually been tested. In case it involves degradation.
    Toots85 wrote: »
    No you're thinking of getting a PA. ;) AFAIK an STI test involves a cotton swab in the japseye!

    OH MY FCUKING GOD. My willy is afraid. :eek:

    What if like some of the cotton stayed up there, it'd sting like hell, and then when ya piss. Jesus.


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  • #52
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Crabs (tick) - Fixed with the good ol' lotion
    Warts (tick) - Fixed with the good ol' google to find a place that sell cure via post

    That it - For now... :eek:


  • #53
    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    lads can we please cut the talk of foreign objects in the japs eye, its making me cringe at the thought of it :eek: (and no thats not an invite for links to a certain sandbox related website)


  • #54
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    I dont think everyone is answering this honestly either...

    As studies have shown that more than 90% of people have had/have something...

    Remember everyone that the commonly called 'cold sore' is actually herpes!... there's an STD that most people have had at some point or other?


  • #55
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Most are exposed to cold sores, though a few don't get them even if exposed. I wen out with a woman who used to get them pretty bad. Never had one in my life. AFAIR there's a few different types simplex 1 and 2. I may have 34B but don't know it.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #56
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I may have 34B but don't know it.

    Is that your cup size??:D:D


  • #57
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    42AA here.


  • #58
    the dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭the dee


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    Remember everyone that the commonly called 'cold sore' is actually herpes!... there's an STD that most people have had at some point or other?

    I believe the facial herpes virus is different to the genital herpes virus (which 1 in 8 people have anyway)

    Anyway, my periodic cold sores weren't sexually transmitted (I got it from sharing cups, towels etc with my mother) so cold sores are not an STI in my books.

    Other than that, at my last test I was clean.

    How can so many people answer no in this poll if they've never been tested?


  • #59
    MrVestek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,296 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    I was actually tested recently as I had a bit of a scare and got the all clear. Yes... they do stick a cotton bud type thing in your japs eye for all of about 5 seconds. It doesn't hurt at all it just feels very strange.


  • #60
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Tri wrote: »
    Is that your cup size??:D:D
    Yep, very pert too...
    Anyway, my periodic cold sores weren't sexually transmitted (I got it from sharing cups, towels etc with my mother) so cold sores are not an STI in my books.
    They can be though. Anything you catch from sex technically can be seen as sexually transmitted. So yes I've caught STIs. A couple of colds and flus.:) Cold sores on the mouth can be transmitted to ones wobbly bits(techie term) and vice versa. Now apparently nobody is immune to these things, but if I(and others I know) never had one, yet have been exposed to the virus, how does that work? Never got warts of any kind either, yet some I knew got them realy bad when they were young.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • #61
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Nope all clean!


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