Ban rick rollers

Terry still has those pesky screen chickens :-\

Terry wrote: »

What?

^_^

Terry wrote: »

Oh right.
I get it.

Good, I can put the flow charts away again so.

As part of my community service for such a bad attempt at a rickroll I have created a greasemonkey script which will convert rickroll links on boards.ie to "THIS IS A RICK ROLL" .

Of course I can't attach the bloody file to boards.ie post. So here are the instructions to install.

1. Install Greasemonkey plugin (if you haven't already).

2. Create a text file called boards.ie.rickroll.killer.user.js (name is important).

3. Cut and paste the following code into the file and save it. Then drag the file onto Firefox and Greasemonkey will install.

// Never gonna give you up!
// Written by Hobbes.
//
// ==UserScript==
// @name          Boards.ie RR protector.
// @namespace     BOARDS.IE
// @description   Protects you from Rick Rolls.
// @include       http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?*
// @include       http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php*
// @include       http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?*
// @include       http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php*
// @exclude       
// ==/UserScript==

var link = document.getElementsByTagName('a');
var rrIndex = new Array();
var y = 0;
var rr = new Array();
var x = 0;

// List is taken from http://rickrolldb.com/
// However I only added two sites as an example.
rrIndex[y++] = x;
rr[x++] = /youtube/i;
rr[x++] = /A7kE1Vte2iM/i;
rr[x++] = /LwtL2o1apn4/i;
rr[x++] = /uxIsiTo4VJo/i;
rr[x++] = /PIMrL4qXtJ0/i;
rr[x++] = /eBGIQ7ZuuiU/i;
rr[x++] = /f2b1D5w82yU/i;
rr[x++] = /_0719DxMOUY/i;
rr[x++] = /xm_EMOdpDhc/i;
rr[x++] = /oHg5SJYRHA0/i;
rr[x++] = /lfO4Z5WEUuE/i;
rr[x++] = /8OdMV2ZlOzQ/i;
rr[x++] = /atiNprQmjks/i;
rr[x++] = /ub_VBGajh-s/i;
rr[x++] = /87I6EAu5fe0/i;
rr[x++] = /SeoF-NfUVL8/i;
rr[x++] = /FGEUClII8x0/i;
rr[x++] = /J3VnZMoh7sk/i;
rr[x++] = /LqXTU8YAGzo/i;
rr[x++] = /dS9DO6kx-Ek/i;
rr[x++] = /CZoJt0Sbqrs/i;
rr[x++] = /AnViQZSinaU/i;
rr[x++] = /uYMIMPVK1vU/i;
rr[x++] = /IHKAgwIxUAY/i;
rr[x++] = /rfp7FbsnsbU/i;
rr[x++] = /6Ty9RpIQ1qI/i;
rr[x++] = /ZOU8GIRUd_g/i;
rr[x++] = /b1WWpKEPdT4/i;
rr[x++] = /G_vas-7a7is/i;
rr[x++] = /RSsJ19sy3JI/i;
rr[x++] = /8aJjMOy-Ops/i;
rr[x++] = /-umtVthRGJI/i;
rr[x++] = /cjeogv9VUAE/i;
rr[x++] = /Q2AQFGZf8EQ/i;
rr[x++] = /huDsmBSBjG8/i;
rr[x++] = /fmxGLQd3J0U/i;
rr[x++] = /rYIl-aT4cJE/i;
rr[x++] = /enoDdHuBttc/i;
rr[x++] = /gdpijMRhoT8/i;
rr[x++] = /1V_aE_Xdde8/i;
rr[x++] = /7Z6UgVDuoJE/i;
rr[x++] = /3HrSN7176XI/i;
rr[x++] = /MoUPdJrjkCM/i;
rr[x++] = /5uZr3JWYdy8/i;
rr[x++] = /uwnuL5Fy5g8/i;
rr[x++] = /KtOqtxSTtmo/i;
rr[x++] = /r8tXjJL3xcM/i;
rr[x++] = /3KANI2dpXLw/i;
rr[x++] = /8g2oyxYENb8/i;
rr[x++] = /VVjUWKSZSsc/i;
rr[x++] = /lfao5IToml4/i;
rr[x++] = /eLiXPfl8EPY/i;
rr[x++] = /lzSjyzqfegI/i;
rr[x++] = /AP12uZvfvag/i;
rr[x++] = /6SYVdI7Llrg/i;
rr[x++] = /bkdYMRj_bns/i;
rr[x++] = /vf79MCuQ8jM/i;
rr[x++] = /xAp3HqpE7V8/i;
rr[x++] = /YWn54TjfBkk/i;
rr[x++] = /I6_0tpqg3ZE/i;
rr[x++] = /yfA6CXIdJJk/i;
rr[x++] = /XfTUDW93z6E/i;
rr[x++] = /QumbExFAj-U/i;
rr[x++] = /IpjGmx2v6bM/i;
rr[x++] = /m7KbvLAQuIE/i;
rr[x++] = /3AdFA6WWJ7E/i;
rr[x++] = /yxnWl63Avo4/i;
rr[x++] = /hq05IRf0dBQ/i;
rr[x++] = /gLVtavM962w/i;
rr[x++] = /x4-QWEuF4q0/i;
rr[x++] = /RzoZGNsJ71w/i;
rr[x++] = /veFrQTKQy7A/i;
rr[x++] = /MSFfCg82wTs/i;
rr[x++] = /NZ-AAD7Ci_c/i;
rr[x++] = /tazYxtJcwCc/i;
rr[x++] = /cxwxBheZniM/i;
rr[x++] = /gvUiLtwlEl8/i;
rr[x++] = /DpPhnECPe2I/i;
rr[x++] = /HiaBjpzLgQI/i;
rr[x++] = /z-HWXfRKkJU/i;
rr[x++] = /ggC7uOsBLJk/i;
rr[x++] = /MJCH_wT9TaU/i;
rr[x++] = /Vcj55kq7-g4/i;
rr[x++] = /5F5nc1bAaKw/i;
rr[x++] = /LeSnAn-Sc0g/i;
rr[x++] = /zGm0nGF_y2E/i;
rr[x++] = /AS35zlAdaSQ/i;
rr[x++] = /ekiEgcBRxZ8/i;
rr[x++] = /EEbzptEFsKk/i;

rrIndex[y++] = x;
rr[x++] = /tinyurl\.com/i;
rr[x++] = /2nmscj/i;
rr[x++] = /2q9j9y/i;
rr[x++] = /2tcnbl/i;
rr[x++] = /37ws8e/i;
rr[x++] = /4xur8r/i;
rr[x++] = /5sb29l/i;
rr[x++] = /ynupj4/i;
rr[x++] = /yreykn/i;

// To add a new site. 
// rrIndex[y++] = x;
// rr[x++] = /SITEURL/i;
// rr[x++] = /KEY/i;
// The SITEURL refers to the main site. eg. youtube.
// KEY refers to an id in the URL that can match to the rickroll.

// Terminator. Don't touch.
rrIndex[y++] = x;
rrIndex[y++] = -1;

for (var i = 0; i < link.length; i++) {
		var href = link[i].href;
		var match = href.match(/boards\.ie/i);
    var found = false;
    
    // Only run if the link is not for boards.ie
    if (match == null) { 
				for (var x = 0; x < rrIndex.length; x++) {
					if (rrIndex[x+1] == -1) { break; }	// Terminator.

					match = href.match(rr[rrIndex[x]]);
					
					if (match) 	{
						for (j = rrIndex[x]; j < rrIndex[x+1]; j++) { 
							match = href.match(rr[j]);
							
							if (match) { 
								link[i].innerHTML = "THIS IS A RICK ROLL";
								found = true;
								break;
							}
						}
					}
					if (found) { break; } 
				}
	  }
}    

MooseJam wrote: »

very good, it works , think I'd rather be surprised though

Fixed it for you.

// Never gonna give you up!
// Written by Hobbes.
//
// ==UserScript==
// @name          Boards.ie Moosejam wants to be surprised RR.
// @namespace     BOARDS.IE
// @description   For Moosejam.
// @include       http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?*
// @include       http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php*
// @include       http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?*
// @include       http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php*
// @exclude       
// ==/UserScript==

var link = document.getElementsByTagName('a');

for (var i = 0; i < link.length; i++) {
		link[i].innerHTML = "THIS IS A RICK ROLL";
}