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BGRH Drunk Thread (Only post here if you are drinkin)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    gibve me you're a/s/l and ill tell you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    gibve me you're a/s/l and ill tell you

    errrrmmmm...DUHHHHHH, whats an "a/s/l" I mean?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Age sex location


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Hagar wrote:
    Age sex location

    Age: 34
    Sex: (I'd prefer the word "gender" and as such I'd say female)
    Location: Dublin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I'm locked again. it had to be done, it was my duty to see Irelnd be no.1 top drunkards in europe again!

    wait... Kazobels a chick? a/s/l? tbh


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    The Bollox wrote:

    wait... Kazobels a chick? a/s/l? tbh

    as far as everyone I live around knows, yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    I've a savage hangover horn.

    What whould i eat?


    1) Cornflakes with milk in it

    2) Scrambled egg with milk in it. Comes with toast

    3) Fried egg with no milk in it. Comes with toast

    4) Last nights 3/4 eaten kebab


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Dun laoire wrote:
    I've a savage hangover horn.

    What whould i eat?


    1) Cornflakes with milk in it

    2) Scrambled egg with milk in it. Comes with toast

    3) Fried egg with no milk in it. Comes with toast

    4) Last nights 3/4 eaten kebab

    Always go with the kebab :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Kazobel wrote:
    Always go with the kebab :D

    There's a cigerette butt in it. Dont feckin remember putting that there:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Dun laoire wrote:
    There's a cigerette butt in it. Dont feckin remember putting that there:confused:

    sure easy solution, call it fiber and you're sorted :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I am drunk, woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Wouldnt it be a great laugh if busses went on strike on one side only


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    One side of what? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    zaph wrote:
    One side of what? :confused:

    eh the train tracks? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I just told the barstaff in a Balbriggan pub where to shove it after they id'd me. I'm 21 ffs!

    in retaliation I went up to order the next round, he said no so I took my top off, showing him my gut which I am very proud of, and politly asked again. he refused again so I retreated to my table and remained topless for the rest of my stay

    take THAT Balbriggan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,133 ✭✭✭patrickc


    The Bollox wrote:
    I just told the barstaff in a Balbriggan pub where to shove it after they id'd me. I'm 21 ffs!

    in retaliation I went up to order the next round, he said no so I took my top off, showing him my gut which I am very proud of, and politly asked again. he refused again so I retreated to my table and remained topless for the rest of my stay

    take THAT Balbriggan

    excellent you showed them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I am slightly drunk. This will soon be remedied with an influx of another ten pints of Guinness. I finished at three today and managed about eight pints in about three hours. Go me!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Brother petes, you are an inspiration to us all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    zaph wrote:
    Brother petes, you are an inspiration to us all.


    I know I haven't had enough as I am still able to type coherently :)


    Although there is a lot of editing going on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Megabump.

    That's all.

    (as per the title of the thread)

    Carry on.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 414 ✭✭Looby_Loo


    Ooh whats this??
    *Takes a look around*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    This is the real drinking thread.

    Come in, make yourself at home.

    Sit on my knee.

    Sorry, too much.

    Dance for me instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,468 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Evening everybody. Pint please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 414 ✭✭Looby_Loo




    You wanted a dancing girl :)Why didnt that work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DenMan wrote: »
    Evening everybody. Pint please.

    Wrong thread. The bar is there ^^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,468 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Looby_Loo wrote: »
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    You wanted a dancing girl :)

    With tattoos...Looby you fit the bill!!! Go girl....:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Looby_Loo wrote: »
    You wanted a dancing girl

    Not exactly what I had in mind, but I appreciate the effort.

    Looby_Loo wrote: »
    Why didnt that work?

    Thank Des.

    How's Dennis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 414 ✭✭Looby_Loo


    Thanks Des
    Umm I dunno, hes away somewhere isnt he? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,468 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Not exactly what I had in mind, but I appreciate the effort.




    Thank Des.

    How's Dennis?

    Great Tom

    How are you keeping? Another drink?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Looby_Loo wrote: »
    Umm I dunno, hes away somewhere isnt he? :)

    Yes, that's right. Roscommon is "away".

    (it's beside Leitrim, btw)


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