BGRH Drunk Thread (Only post here if you are drinkin)

DarkJager

I just had to start this thread brothers. Think of it like the bar, but for people who are drinkin while postin! Let us know what you're drinkin tonight and come in for a chat between drunken friendzzzz. I myself am hitting 3 bottles of buckfast at the moment \o/

John Mason

woo hoo half way through a bottle of rum me self

DarkJager

Go On Irishbird you legend!!!! Thank you for being the first to reply. *Raises his glass of bucky to ya*

John Mason

raises glass to you, i am bored surfing here, everyone is being serious - let the serious drinking begin i knew it was a bad idea getting a puter at hime :rolleyes:

county

i`m on catch up.only had a few cans of ale

DarkJager

Come on County ger ****ed and join us!!! *Gives Irishbird a hug as she seems to be as wrecked as me!!!*

John Mason

poor irishbird has to be in work at 8.30am tomorrow bt its friday night and another **** week is over so let parrrrrty - who is first on sing star?

John Mason

oh thank JD for the hug

Tom Dunne

*hugs Irishbird*

I'm on the beer too, in the middle of some sort of crisis, havin' the craic with Mrs. Dunne.

brianthebard

Can mouth wash get you drunk? If not then I've nothing, although I did go on the tear wednesday, had a godawful hangover the next day.

Amalgam

I'm on the London Pride Ale, with no top on, surfing the internet with my gut brushing against the Space Bar of the keyboard.

I am currently trying to cut out CD sleeves from stiff card using a 'Bohemian Blade'. Next post will probably be from A&E, if they have the ol' internet available..

DarkJager

Aww thanks Irishbird. *Hugs Tom Dunne* Here ya go gangsta, thanks for the laugh in the bar during the week!!!! Let me go first on Singstar:

"I'm still in a dreeeam, SNAAAAAKE EATERRRRRRR!!"

admiralofthefleet

hi brothers, on the fosters, couldnt let it go for 11 quid. gotten through most of of the 15 but still relatively sober, boo hoo. heading on to the guinness soon, have a great evening brothers

John Mason

brianthebard wrote:

Can mouth wash get you drunk? If not then I've nothing, although I did go on the tear wednesday, had a godawful hangover the next day.

no - no go away, you will only remember drunk ramblings and tell us tomorrow


I'm on the beer too, in the middle of some sort of crisis, havin' the craic with Mrs. Dunne.

oh poor Mr. Tom, do you want to talk? we are good listeners and sure we wont remember tomorrow;)

admiralofthefleet

brianthebard wrote:

Can mouth wash get you drunk? If not then I've nothing, although I did go on the tear wednesday, had a godawful hangover the next day.

anyone remember the line in kingpin 'hey roy, can you get sick drinking your own piss', class

John Mason

DarkJager wrote:

"I'm still in a dreeeam, SNAAAAAKE EATERRRRRRR!!"

dont know that one but i have practising until 5.30am last saturday with "its go to be perfect by fairground attraction.

now guys, i am relying on you lot to not let me drink too much, i get very flirting on the rum

DarkJager

Exactly we're all drunken friends here tongiht!!! We'll be your PI tonight Tom if ya want. *Makes sexy eyes at Irishbird* LOL

John Mason

DarkJager wrote:

. *Makes sexy eyes at Irishbird* LOL

they arnt sexy eyes , you just cant focus not the same thing at all

Basq

I'm only on my second beer me... but the bank holiday weekend is just getting started!

** downs half a bottle of Toilet Duck....


























... from outta the cistern! ** :eek:

DarkJager

No these are sexy eyes Irishbird, I can feel it in my balls!!!

admiralofthefleet

basquille wrote:

I'm only on my second beer me... but the bank holiday weekend is just getting started!

** downs half a bottle of Toilet Duck....




























... from outta the cistern! ** :eek:

you will be seeing those pink elephants again, brother basq

Tom Dunne

DarkJager wrote:

*Makes sexy eyes at Irishbird* LOL

They are not sexy eyes, they are gee-eyes

Basq

It's too late!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRng2-U0SHg

Jaysus.. that Toilet Duck is strong!

John Mason

tom dunne wrote:

They are not sexy eyes, they are gee-eyes

now now - a bit of respect please at least until the end of the night

admiralofthefleet

if you think its strong going in wait til you feel it coming out!

DarkJager

*Makes sexy eyes at Tom and Irishbird* How'd ya like that Tom????

trout

tom dunne wrote:

They are not sexy eyes, they are gee-eyes

tsk tsk Brother Tom ... c'mon over here where it's quiet ... it's time for a wee chat

i'm worried about ye ... yer not yerself lately. what's on yer mind, big fella ?

i'm having a little dilemma also, maybe you can advise me

I got a free crate of beer, which is good,
but it's Budweiser, which is bad,
i also have a bottle of Captain Morgan's, which is very good
but i have no more Coke for a mixer, which is bad
now i do have a bottle of Jolt, which is mad

here's the thing ... do I risk the Captain Morgan's with Jolt, or settle for the Bud ?

I should point out that Mrs Trout is out with the girls again, so me and the Cap'n are sitting at home flickin' between the wrestling and Silent Hill (i love Radha Mitchell)... and I don't have to drive or work for the next three days. :cool:

KTRIC

I love all you guys, you're all my bestest mates ...

John Mason

no question, its the capt, but be a man and just drink it with ice........or has the woman not left you with you some frozen lime slices??? but on the other side capt is worse rum you can drink but still better then "alrigh bud"

Tom Dunne

DarkJager wrote:

*Makes sexy eyes at Tom and Irishbird* How'd ya like that Tom????

It's disturbingly comfortable.

trout wrote:

here's the thing ... do I risk the Captain Morgan's with Jolt, or settle for the Bud ?

Bud is down there with Frappacinos. 'nuff said.

DarkJager

I love you too Ktric you sexy bastard!!! Trout,if you were a real borther you'd drink the Captin Morgans straight!!!!!

Basq

Only have 2 cans after my current can...

.. have a bottle of Southern Comfort and a triple pack of 2 litres of Coke... my Maths aren't much but that's make 12 litres of Coke.. WOW-EEE!!!

KTRIC

DarkJager wrote:

I love you too Ktric you sexy bastard!!!

Hey hey, I'm not that drunk .....


yet


Pm me later *wink* *wink*

Hagar

Can I join in?
I've only had 2 drinks.
All my beer and most of my Bacardi...

John Mason

i love you guys too and i am not sad just cos i am sitting at hom with a bottle of old sailor by myself on friday talking to people on the internet, i have a life, really i have;)

DarkJager

Eh if I'm still able to type byotcch!!!! &throws arms around Irshbird* Sinnna fianna fail, a ta fe gael ag eireann....

DarkJager

I love you Irshbird...you really are a sexy Internet Ladddddddddaaaaayyyyyy!!!

trout

I've put the Bud in the garage ... can't bear to have it in the house.

Captain Morgan's with ice is pretty fuppin' tasty I can tell you.
Have texted Mrs Trout with instructions to bring back extra kebabs

Basq

Bank Holiday Weekends are great.. you know why...

Cos we get an extra day off.
We get to sleep in.
We get to watch crap TV on Monday.



... we get to call a spade a spade!

And that's why they're great....





... what was i talking about again? Oh, so i says to Mabel i says...

Tom Dunne

irishbird wrote:

i love you guys too and i am not sad just cos i am sitting at hom with a bottle of old sailor by myself on friday talking to people on the internet, i have a life, really i have;)

Yeah, yeah, we all have lives, pet.

It's just sometimes they get a bit blurred with our internet lives.

Brother Hagar, drink up.

KTRIC

Can someone get me a can from the fridge , I can't feel my feet at the moment.

Basq

From my fridge? You're not having my beer.. ah no, i can't say no to you.... i'll send it up in a taxi.

Ready... it's winging it's way to you NOW!!!

John Mason

i think its time for irishbirds bed, she has to be sober enough to drive tomorrow and may be do some work

Tom Dunne

KTRIC wrote:

Can someone get me a can from the fridge , I can't feel my feet at the moment.

What is wrong with your woman?

KTRIC

tom dunne wrote:

What is wrong with your woman?

She's went on holidays without me

Basq

Arse... MacBook battery is about to go dead. And shockingly enough, it doesn't run on Miller Genuine Draft. I know... who knew?!

Night ladies and germs.

See ya all in the Emergency Room!

trout

tom dunne wrote:

What is wrong with your woman?

perhaps she is lying on his feet, in a sexual coma, cutting off the brothers circulation and rendering him immobile ... maybe :rolleyes:

John Mason

tom dunne wrote:

What is wrong with your woman?

she is probably out talking about pink things with her girlfriends or may be he doesnt have a woman - but ahhhhhhh

DublinWriter

irishbird wrote:

i love you guys too and i am not sad just cos i am sitting at hom with a bottle of old sailor by myself on friday talking to people on the internet, i have a life, really i have;)

Proof is needed...take pics!

You're all a bunch of ......*snore...blackout...scenes deleted*

DarkJager

Irishbird stay awake and join myself and the brothers in our drinking session!! Tom, how bout a round of rdinks fromthe bar???? KTRIC, get your woman a map for where the fridge is!!!

John Mason

KTRIC wrote:

She's went on holidays without me

what?? have you no control over your woman - i hope she cooked enough dinners for when she away and showed you how to used the mircowave.

i dont know, i think there should be a support thread set up for the brothers who cannot control their women folk

this is the worse kind of relationship abuse i have seen, someone should raise a PQ about it