Story about mate scoring Tara Reid

The_Hustler · 28-06-2008 09:21PM #1

I was at a party last night and a bloke told me a story about his mate being in America and talking his way into a club by pretending to be Paddy Casey. While he was there, someone came over saying that Tara Reid would like to talk to him. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused. Then someone went online and said "Hey, you're not Paddy Casey" and yer man got out of there.

The next morning I started telling some others this and one said "No, that was my mate and it was Damien Rice".

Is this one of those bull**** stories going around that loads of people swear they know someone this has happened to, like the pet snake story where the snake starves itself and lies on the bed beside the owner, and it turns out it was preparing to eat the owner?

28-06-2008 09:24PM

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AARRRGH · 28-06-2008 09:24PM

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 28-06-2008 09:25PM

The_Hustler wrote: »

I was at a party last night and a bloke told me a story about his mate being in America and talking his way into a club by pretending to be Paddy Casey. While he was there, someone came over saying that Tara Reid would like to talk to him. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused. Then someone went online and said "Hey, you're not Paddy Casey" and yer man got out of there.

The next morning I started telling some others this and one said "No, that was my mate and it was Damien Rice".

Is this one of those bull**** stories going around that loads of people swear they know someone this has happened to, like the pet snake story where the snake starves itself and lies on the bed beside the owner, and it turns out it was preparing to eat the owner?

They're called "Urban Myths". Or, in AH lingo, "Pics or it didn't happen".

taidghbaby · 28-06-2008 09:26PM

The_Hustler wrote: »

I was at a party last night and a bloke told me a story about his mate being in America and talking his way into a club by pretending to be Paddy Casey. While he was there, someone came over saying that Tara Reid would like to talk to him. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused. Then someone went online and said "Hey, you're not Paddy Casey" and yer man got out of there.

The next morning I started telling some others this and one said "No, that was my mate and it was Damien Rice".

Is this one of those bull**** stories going around that loads of people swear they know someone this has happened to, like the pet snake story where the snake starves itself and lies on the bed beside the owner, and it turns out it was preparing to eat the owner?

i smell a rat

AckwelFoley · 28-06-2008 09:26PM

every second eglish speaking man in america hs tapped tara reid...

..even some gay guys.

One meat hungry chick.

I wouldnt get up on her to get over a fence.

javaboy · 28-06-2008 09:27PM

Tara Reid Bones Boa in Bestiality Shocker!

Chinese whispers ftw!

Robbo · 28-06-2008 09:28PM

I heard that he got the wrong hole and she didn't notice.

who's yer one? · 28-06-2008 09:28PM

even if it was true i wouldn't be that impressed with the guy- i mean how hard can it be to score tara reid?

x

Abi · 28-06-2008 09:29PM

No truth to the story, but its easy enough to cause a seconds though because she is a bit of a bike.

"I wouldn't ride her if she'd pedals on her" ;0

miju · 28-06-2008 09:30PM

Nope it's not bull it was actually my mate it happened to and he pretneded to be Glen Hansard.

When they realised he wasn't a redser all hell broke loose.

True story

Robbo · 28-06-2008 09:33PM

miju wrote: »

True story

Unacceptable. You have to end these posts with Fact.

Fact.

kwestfan08 · 28-06-2008 09:38PM

Sounds like BS IMO.

Joe Cool · 28-06-2008 09:43PM

Ah that one is class.

When I heard it it was Damien Rice. The guy had pretended to be Mr. Rice to get into a nightclub and into the VIP area. Met Tara, even played a couple of tunes when they got back to her hotel but then her annoying assistant googled 'Damien Rice' back at the apartment and caught the pretender out.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

:cool:

Fanny Cradock · 28-06-2008 09:44PM

dublindude wrote: »

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

I believe the correct phrase is 'lob it in there, boss'.

Joe Cool · 28-06-2008 09:49PM

Ah now, 'Horse it into me there, boss' That's what she said...wait, I mean..em...nothing, she said nothing cos I wasn't there and I wouldn't know what she said for definite...because I wasn't there. Yes, that's it.

:cool:

Sherifu · 28-06-2008 09:49PM

I want to believe.

Ghost Train · 28-06-2008 09:53PM

ah what ever gets you true, i suppose

taidghbaby · 28-06-2008 09:56PM

heard another story bout ya'r wan gemma atkinson scorin a fella in dublin at one of her may "social engagements" around the time she was suckin ronaldo off!!

im fairly sure thats true too!!

javaboy · 28-06-2008 09:58PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

heard another story bout ya'r wan gemma atkinson scorin a fella in dublin at one of her may "social engagements" around the time she was suckin ronaldo off!!

im fairly sure thats true too!!

I heard it wasn't a fella but Tara Reid with a strap-on. She let on she was Christy Moore but got nabbed when Gemma Atkinson's mate looked up Christy Moore on his iPhone.

Latchy · 28-06-2008 09:58PM

Maybe true but not so surprising

taidghbaby · 28-06-2008 10:03PM

javaboy wrote: »

I heard it wasn't a fella but Tara Reid with a strap-on. She let on she was Christy Moore but got nabbed when Gemma Atkinson's mate looked up Christy Moore on his iPhone.

who's an imaginitive little boy

done in my most condescending voice :D

talkingclock · 28-06-2008 10:08PM

who is paddy casey?

javaboy · 28-06-2008 10:09PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

who's an imaginitive little boy?

Danny the Champion of the World if I remember my Dahl* correctly.

*only ever say the surname of an author when you talk about books you read. It makes you sound much smarter.

Robbo · 28-06-2008 10:14PM

talkingclock wrote: »

who is paddy casey?

He's a reason to leave a party.

Joe Cool · 28-06-2008 10:15PM

Is the story about Paddy Casey stopping mid stroke to pose the question 'What's it like to be f**ked by a ROCKSTAR?' to young lady he'd picked up in Whelans true?

:cool:

taidghbaby · 28-06-2008 10:17PM

javaboy wrote: »

Danny the Champion of the World if I remember my Dahl* correctly.

*only ever say the surname of an author when you talk about books you read. It makes you sound much smarter.

imaginative and sharp

ever think of writing a book yourself???? then i could say i knew boy (is that how ya do it??) when he was writing for the fun of it!!!!!

javaboy · 28-06-2008 10:19PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

imaginative and sharp

ever think of writing a book yourself???? then i could say i knew boy (is that how ya do it??) when he was writing for the fun of it!!!!!

No I haven't.
No I haven't.
No I haven't.
No I haven't.

Yes but boy is not my surname.
Yes but boy is not my surname.

Call Me Jimmy · 28-06-2008 10:20PM

Well tara reid isn't much more than a glorified ashtray so who gives a **** even if it was true. Her bajingo is probably ridiculously large also.

miju · 28-06-2008 10:21PM

Robbo wrote: »

Unacceptable. You have to end these posts with Fact.

Fact.

have pics an all

...............actually no I dont :mad:

taidghbaby · 28-06-2008 10:24PM

javaboy wrote: »

No I haven't.
No I haven't.
No I haven't.
No I haven't.

Yes but boy is not my surname.
Yes but boy is not my surname.

what you dont like being called boy?????

:D

plus no need for repitition.....my hearing is just fine young man!

Story about mate scoring Tara Reid

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