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Ryanair: Business Class Beds and Blowjobs

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  • #62
    ams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭ams


    hmmm "the light" excuse again.....


  • #63
    serenacat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭serenacat


    thats pretty sexist what about women shouldnt we get served to!!


  • #64
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    serenacat wrote: »
    thats pretty sexist what about women shouldnt we get served to!!

    Stop jumping to conclusions. I'm sure wimmins will get to participate in the blowjobs as well. See that's fair isn't it.


  • #65
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    :D:D
    javaboy wrote: »
    Stop jumping to conclusions. I'm sure wimmins will get to participate in the blowjobs as well. See that's fair isn't it.


  • #66
    serenacat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭serenacat


    hehe he


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  • #67
    CtrlSource
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 825 ✭✭✭CtrlSource


    What a lege he is! Incredibly shrewd business dude


  • #68
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    they dont actually say who will be performing said blowjobs :/

    or maybe...


  • #69
    ven0m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭ven0m


    Overheal wrote: »
    they dont actually say who will be performing said blowjobs :/

    or maybe...


    these hurt .... can't tell you how I know, I just do ...... :D


  • #70
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    This is Ryanair, it will be something connected to a foot-pump plus you will have to pay extra for the connection tubing.
    ven0m wrote: »
    these hurt .... can't tell you how I know, I just do ...... :D


  • #71
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    That sure is going to crank the sales up, where can i get these business Class tickets he speaks of? :cool:


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  • #72
    Snickers Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,302 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    The German for blowjob is "Blasen". It really means to "Give a blowjob" but it's pretty clear.

    I know this because once long ago I was in a toilet cubicle in a railway station in Germany and a ticket came sliding under the door with the message "Ich wunsche dir blasen" written on the back of it. I didn't know what it meant until I showed it to a native German speaker later.

    Apparently somebody wanted to "lick my lollipop". Fortunately I reckon the massive dump I was depositing at the time probably put whoever it was off.

    Maybe it was O'Leary!!!!!

    In which case, a lucky escape. ;)


  • #73
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    Snickers Man wrote: »
    Apparently somebody wanted to "lick my lollipop". Fortunately I reckon the massive dump I was depositing at the time probably put whoever it was off.

    If the massive amount of extreme German porn I've watched has taught me anything, the massive dump was probably a turn on.


  • #74
    Snickers Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,302 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    Jesus, Wreck. And I thought I was giving way too much information....:o


  • #75
    Marcus.Aurelius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    I didn't believe it until I saw the video.

    That man is a genius.


  • #76
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    cunny funt


  • #77
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Changing name to blowjob airlines I heard on newstalk.
    Think he must have lost it.


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