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Ryanair: Business Class Beds and Blowjobs

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  • #32
    Kovik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭Kovik


    latchyco wrote: »
    + the head of BA .........one Wille Walsh :D
    Heh, think it might have been before Walsh took over. Maybe they took his advice?


  • #33
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Kovik wrote: »
    Heh, think it might have been before Walsh took over. Maybe they took his advice?

    Think he was in charge before the last Heathrow fiasco although would be unfair to blame just him .He was one of many


  • #34
    Kovik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭Kovik


    latchyco wrote: »
    Think he was in charge before the last Heathrow fiasco although would be unfair to blame just him .He was one of many
    He was running Aer Lingus until (iirc) 2005. I think he was speaking about the airline burp in the early 2000s.

    That is, if he actually said it at all.


  • #35
    ImDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭ImDave


    Top stuff from O'Leary once again!


  • #36
    colly10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,044 ✭✭✭colly10


    The papers arn't reporting on this today are they, there about 2 weeks late


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  • #37
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    i presume this means that all of Ryanairs' future air-stewardesess will be primarily recruited from eastern europe/thailand??? ;)


  • #38
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    thailand??? ;)

    :eek::eek::eek:


    /runs before kaz can flip out again


  • #39
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    FuzzyLogic wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:


    /runs before kaz can flip out again

    /holds FuzzyLogic so Kaz can kick him in the balls :pac:


  • #40
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Sounds to me like false advertising...


  • #41
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    But one family campaigner stormed: “Whether Mr O’Leary was joking or not, he should not be talking about an airline as if it’s some kind of cheap brothel. Many people will be offended by the coarse remark, especially family people.”

    :rolleyes:


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  • #42
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    i presume this means that all of Ryanairs' future air-stewardesess will be primarily recruited from eastern europe/thailand??? ;)
    They are already, as far as I can see.


  • #43
    Alun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,548 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    Morlar wrote: »
    Cant stand ryanair but he is more interesting than 99.9% of the usual bland lame business leaders out there.


    http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/news.php?yr=08&month=jun&story=gen-en-200608

    'We are surprised that the translator did not find any German word for ‘Blowjobs’. Ryanair’s Linguistic Department will offer one free return flight to a destination of your choice, for travel from October to December (including taxes and charges) to the first Ryanair passenger translating ‘Blowjobs’ into German language”.

    Well, the equivalent verb is "blasen", but there isn't an equivalent noun really. The closest would probably be "Mundfick" or, literally a "mouth ****".

    Where do I claim my prize :) ?


  • #44
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    orestes wrote: »
    No such thing as bad publicity! Clever bastid!

    Ah there is yeah. Hes just given two fingers to a lot of business with that one, joke or not. Not to mention what hes just cost the airline in sexual harassment law-suits.


    On a lighter note, I laughed.


  • #45
    skyhighflyer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭skyhighflyer


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Ah there is yeah. Hes just given two fingers to a lot of business with that one, joke or not. Not to mention what hes just cost the airline in sexual harassment law-suits.


    On a lighter note, I laughed.

    Sexual harassment lawsuits from whom exactly? :confused:


  • #46
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I'm guessing she means that there may be some punters who prepare a bit too freely in the airport bar before the flight, then think it hilarious to demand their free blowjob from the stewardesses ... and that said staff might then sue their employer on the basis that O'Leary is at least partly responsible.


  • #47
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I'm guessing she means that there may be some punters who prepare a bit too freely in the airport bar before the flight, then think it hilarious to demand their free blowjob from the stewardesses ... and that said staff might then sue their employer on the basis that O'Leary is at least partly responsible.

    Go raibh maith agat ;)


  • #48
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Cool_CM wrote: »
    Germans do have a word for it, it's fairly boring though and just called "der Oralsex". I'm sure there's some slang floating around though.

    Josef frizel called it "family chores"


  • #49
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,062 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »
    he's such a dickhead but i love him!

    nope


  • #50
    mumhaabu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    Where does one book a flight with this airline? :rolleyes: The Ryanair cabin crew can be pretty hot and looking at these stunners (potentially NSFW) in the Ryanair "calendar girls" it will get alot of people (men) hot and bothered. Cabin crew of various airlines have been known to "turn tricks" as they call it on flights which are either long hau or have very little passengers on board. Hasn't anyone ever seen "Mile High" on Sky One? Leary is legendary tbh. Sex sells, even though there will never be such a service probably. Still let me guess €10 to NYC add taxes & charges, surcharges and baggage charges and yer looking at like €300 -one way guessing those Ryanair gougers > low fares me a$$.


  • #51
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    mumhaabu wrote: »
    Where does one book a flight with this airline? :rolleyes: The Ryanair cabin crew can be pretty hot and looking at these stunners (potentially NSFW)

    Herro Joanna :)


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  • #52
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Overheal wrote: »
    Herro Joanna :)

    God bless ryanair.

    I wonder can we get the blowjob in the jacks at the terminal without taking the flight?

    Im bookin in Mrs Feburary for an appointment


  • #53
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    It's Ryanair, you'll be lucky to get a jacks in the terminal. Or if there is one it will cost an extra tenner to use it ...


  • #54
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Never mind the blowjobs whats the story on cheap transatlantic flights...?Will they be flying from Dublin...?


  • #55
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dub13 wrote: »
    Never mind the blowjobs whats the story on cheap transatlantic flights...?Will they be flying from Dublin...?

    Dont worry, we'll help you find it. When was the last time you saw your penis? :(


  • #56
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Dont worry, we'll help you find it. When was the last time you saw your penis? :(

    About 34 seconds ago.


  • #57
    awhir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,227 ✭✭✭awhir


    Dub13 wrote: »
    About 34 seconds ago.

    in a pic or real life ?


  • #58
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    awhir wrote: »
    in a pic or real life ?

    In real life....why would I be looking at a pic of my penis?


  • #59
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dub13 wrote: »
    In real life....why would I be looking at a pic of my penis?

    /scribbles on notepad


    And are you sure it was your penis?


  • #60
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Abigayle wrote: »
    /scribbles on notepad


    And are you sure it was your penis?

    Thats a good question as It did look a bit 'different',but that could have been the light.


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  • #61
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dub13 wrote: »
    Thats a good question as It did look a bit 'different',but that could have been the light.


    Thats my pencil :mad:




    Its gone dude... :(


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