Do I look famous? Or poor?

tallaght01 · 22-06-2008 04:57AM #1

I went to a club last night. Total poser place. I felt a bit under dressed, but I'm past caring about these things. I was with a big group, and you had to pay to get in. So everyone was paying at the cashier, and I went up to pay my money.

The girl at the desk said "oh, YOU don't have to pay".

So, I didn't. All my friends were looking at this in amazement. I was loving it, thinking she must have thought I was, like, Justin Timberlake. But the others thought I just looked like i couldn't really afford the entry fee.

Does anyone here work in the nightclub game? Can you enlighten me? Am I most likely to have been mistaken for a poor person or a famous person.

Club was dreadful, btw.

Rb · 22-06-2008 05:01AM

Should have asked for a bj imo.

challengemaster · 22-06-2008 05:01AM

She thought you were hawt.

PeakOutput · 22-06-2008 05:02AM

haha thats hilarious

she either wanted you

thought u were famous

or you know someone who works there(possibly even her and you just dont remember)

AlmightyCushion · 22-06-2008 05:04AM

Were you wearing a coal bag or a potatoe sack by any chance?

tallaght01 · 22-06-2008 05:07AM

There's no way in hell a girl like that thought I was hot.

This place was full of "beautiful people". I was like a total knacker.

But.....I still managed to start a conga line to the ****ty banal foot-tapping background music. I have an almost 100% conga success rate.

It was the best dressed conga line I've ever been in

tallaght01 · 22-06-2008 05:08AM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Were you wearing a coal bag or a potatoe sack by any chance?

LOL

I had my "property of Brisbane orphanage" badge on too :pac:

Rb · 22-06-2008 05:10AM

tallaght01 wrote: »

This place was full of "beautiful people". I was like a total knacker.

Maybe she thought you were a drug dealer and thought you could hook her up to feed her heroin habit?

Adyx · 22-06-2008 05:10AM

Famous people should have to pay double. :pac:

randylonghorn · 22-06-2008 05:10AM

She thought you were the cleaner?

challengemaster wrote: »

She thought you were hawt.

Ah, c'mon, there's no need for that kind of sarcasm! ¬_¬

tallaght01 · 22-06-2008 05:15AM

Rb wrote: »

Maybe she thought you were a drug dealer

You might be onto something there, actually. When I was walking home, 2 guys came up to me pretty nervously when I was walking down a deserted dark street. I thought they were going to mug me. But they asked how much I was selling pills for!!!

randylonghorn wrote: »

She thought you were the cleaner?

That's actually happened to me before!!!

pickarooney · 22-06-2008 09:20AM

You must have smelled of doctor or have saved her life previously.

tallaght01 · 22-06-2008 09:26AM

pickarooney wrote: »

You must have smelled of doctor or have saved her life previously.

I think I just smelled of some pretty skanky aftershave, to be honest :P

c - 13 · 22-06-2008 09:33AM

Well if it was one of the "Beautiful People" places and she thought you were too poor to buy in, I doubt you would have been left in at all because you wouldn't have been able to afford drink ?

Either she knew you from somewhere, mistook you for someone else or just took pity on you after reading your "Christy has a bird" thread and was going to give you a sympathy fuck but couldnt find you after the club.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 22-06-2008 09:33AM

Maybe it was every-fifth-customer-FREE! night

Sherifu · 22-06-2008 09:55AM

She definitely wanted cock.

taidghbaby · 22-06-2008 10:37AM

was it naomi campbell and your part of her community service by any chance???

Daftendirekt · 22-06-2008 12:52PM

You aren't painting a very appealing picture of yourself here OP :pac:

Dave! · 22-06-2008 01:01PM

Were you wearing a long white doctor's coat? (and nothing else :eek: )

Maybe doctors get in for free...

bronte · 22-06-2008 01:07PM

Maybe she thought you were the world's most giant doctor (I love that show)
Pics tbh! Can't answer your question without pics!

tallaght01 · 22-06-2008 01:15PM

Daftendirekt wrote: »

You aren't painting a very appealing picture of yourself here OP :pac:

Hey, I'm painting a picture that's better than the reality...at least I was wearing aftershave that night lol

bronte wrote: »

Maybe she thought you were the world's most giant doctor (I love that show)
Pics tbh! Can't answer your question without pics!

Is there's a world's most giant doctor show?? Is there an audience for that? Bizarre? :pac:

bronte · 22-06-2008 01:23PM

If there was I'd watch it!

Shame the club wasn't even that good

gogglebok · 22-06-2008 01:29PM

"Don't ask him for money. He's the Conga King. The Conga King don't pay for no nightclub."

Are you going to go back?

MizzLolly · 22-06-2008 01:32PM

Do you look like Colin Farrell?

life_is_music · 22-06-2008 01:33PM

tallaght01 wrote: »

Is there's a world's most giant doctor show?? Is there an audience for that? Bizarre? :pac:

Yes - It's called scrubs

tallaght01 · 22-06-2008 02:12PM

gogglebok wrote: »

"Don't ask him for money. He's the Conga King. The Conga King don't pay for no nightclub."

Are you going to go back?

No way am I goin back. It was such an effort to get that crown going :P Zero banter.

It was like someone told all the girls "your ovaries are precariously balanced on your head, if you move an inch they'll fall on the floor, sterilising you forever".

And all the guys were wearing suits. I mean who wears a suit to nightclub these days? last time I saw that was in wine bars in Dublin in the nineties.

MizzLolly wrote: »

Do you look like Colin Farrell?

I look like Colin farrell's arse

Slidey · 22-06-2008 02:15PM

tallaght01 wrote: »

And all the guys were wearing suits. I mean who wears a suit to nightclub these days? last time I saw that was in wine bars in Dublin in the nineties.

Was it the Normanby by any chance?

tallaght01 · 22-06-2008 02:18PM

slideways wrote: »

Was it the Normanby by any chance?

Nooooo!!! but what is it about that place? A few of my friends were there a couple of weeks ago and have been raving about it since.

aidan_walsh · 22-06-2008 02:20PM

I look like Colin farrell's arse

Apparently, women like that.

ozt9vdujny3srf · 22-06-2008 02:22PM

In order to acurately judge, we need a picture of you, in what you were wearing to accurately judge why you were let in for free.

Pikasso · 22-06-2008 02:27PM

I think you underestimate your fame - you've been a legend for years!!

Do I look famous? Or poor?

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