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funniest cat storys!!

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  • #32
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    In before the lock!


  • #33
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    wiredup wrote: »
    Thanks for that. I'm clearly amongst children in this thread.
    Whatever.........................

    Ha. Not condoning the abuse but saying that 'appreciating' cats is a sign of intelligence? What pretentious drivel.


  • #34
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Time to bring up this classic thread! :D
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055086933


  • #35
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Time to bring up this classic thread! :D
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055086933

    Was thinking about that thread.


  • #36
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    Kold wrote: »
    Ha. Not condoning the abuse but saying that 'appreciating' cats is a sign of intelligence? What pretentious drivel.

    How can seeing good in another being be pretentious?


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  • #37
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    wiredup wrote: »
    Thanks for that. I'm clearly amongst children in this thread.
    Whatever.........................
    No apparently not.. you must be 18 to own a gun...


  • #38
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    It is sort of illegal to shoot peoples pets though.
    Shooting anything in the situation you described would cost you, at the very least, your licence.


  • #39
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    kowloon wrote: »
    It is sort of illegal to shoot peoples pets though.
    Shooting anything in the situation you described would cost you, at the very least, your licence.
    And a small fortune in milk and bowls until the enamel jobbie came along.
    Not me by the way they took the gun licence and the gun when i started to wear an "i shot jr" t shirt.
    Truck + cat ftw


  • #40
    manic56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭manic56


    wiredup wrote: »
    How can seeing good in another being be pretentious?

    Are you a down syndrome? How could you possibly believe that a cats life or any others animals life is worth more than a humans?


  • #41
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Remember, the red button opens the doors and the green button pumps the sewage. Or is it the other way around?


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  • #42
    Slidey
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  • #43
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    manic56 wrote: »
    Mate you need to be sectioned.I can see you now,you're one of those homo's you see in tesco now and then with 50 euros worth of cat food in their trolly.Get a life.
    manic56 wrote:
    Do you sexually abuse your cats?
    manic56 wrote:
    Are you a down syndrome?
    :rolleyes:
    Have you nothing better to do than troll with pathetic insults? Would I be right in saying you're not a member of Mensa?


  • #44
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    manic65 banned. Move on.
    The Bollox infracted. Rick rolling...c'monnnn!


  • #45
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    have you ever put a sock on a cat's head?? they squirm around like a fish doin a dance.....did it to mine once,(who am i kidding, i do it when im bored)
    but once she ran backwards into a door

    classic


  • #46
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    swop rabbits for cats
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSkojYN2O-E


  • #47
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    brazilicious wrote: »
    have you ever put a sock on a cat's head?? they squirm around like a fish doin a dance.....did it to mine once,(who am i kidding, i do it when im bored)
    but once she ran backwards into a door

    classic
    That's fukin' horrible - if it was on the cat's head too long she'd suffocate. You shouldn't own a cat.


  • #48
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    My aunt had a declawed tabby cat when I went to live with her in NJ. He was called Hobbes. I used to hold Hobbes and sit in an office chair and spin around and around and around. Then put him down and watch him try and walk straight..

    The cats weren't allowed out, just house cats I guess... The sliding doors to the garden had a mosquito mesh door behind. I used to open the door and the cat would try and run out only to be stopped by the mesh. "Wanna go out? Awh.. no.. It's closed. haha" I would just repeat this several times during the day and laugh. Stupid cats, they never learn.

    Another funny thing is to rub catnip on stuff and watch them go crazy jumping about and bashing into things, pawing at nothing. Hahaha. Junkie cats.


  • #49
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    manic56 wrote: »
    Are you a down syndrome? How could you possibly believe that a cats life or any others animals life is worth more than a humans?

    Ah, now I have downs as well as being a homo.
    In answer to your question: How could you possibly believe you are more intelligent and worthy?

    I've yet to see any evidence :rolleyes:


  • #50
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    Dudess wrote: »
    That's fukin' horrible - if it was on the cat's head too long she'd suffocate. You shouldn't own a cat.

    shes lasted 14 years so far... she always gets it off pretty quickly... puttin her under a bucket is equally funny, probably safer too....


  • #51
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    It's amazing the way cruelty to cats is ok - even if it's mild, it's still a form of abuse - but similar treatment of dogs would cause outrage here. Pets are pets.


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  • #52
    Catari Jaguar
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    brazilicious wrote: »
    shes Lasted 14 Years So Far... She Always Gets It Off Pretty Quickly... Puttin Her Under A Bucket Is Equally Funny, Probably Safer Too....

    Lol!


  • #53
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Have a Tom who goes mental for the catnip. The others don't seem to care for it all that much.


  • #54
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Coincidentally, there are 2 cats wailing at each other outside my bedroom window right now! (One is a stray who we've been feeding for about a year and has become our pet, the other is feral and sporadically appears)

    Cats and other cats really don't seem to get along!


  • #55
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    i do actually know of one UNfunny cat story....well...it might be if youre a bit sick....

    a lad i know and his brother,when they were younger, put their cat in the microwave for a little spin.. only for a few seconds...took him out, he was grand, not a bother to him...

    couple of years later the cat died of cancer...


  • #56
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    brazilicious wrote: »
    i do actually know of one UNfunny cat story....well...it might be if youre a bit sick....

    a lad i know and his brother,when they were younger, put their cat in the microwave for a little spin.. only for a few seconds...took him out, he was grand, not a bother to him...

    couple of years later the cat died of cancer...
    Do you not think that had more to do with the fact he smoked 40 marlboro a day and demolished asbestos roofs for a living?


  • #57
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    Dudess wrote: »
    It's amazing the way cruelty to cats is ok - even if it's mild, it's still a form of abuse - but similar treatment of dogs would cause outrage here. Pets are pets.

    What it shows is anyone who takes pleasure in this is equally capable of doing horrible things to our fellow race. Its evil, pathetic and cowardly.

    There's a hitler/saddam in all of these people.


  • #58
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    slideways wrote: »
    Do you not think that had more to do with the fact he smoked 40 marlboro a day and demolished asbestos roofs for a living?

    come to think of it his name was smokey.....


  • #59
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    brazilicious wrote: »
    i do actually know of one UNfunny cat story....well...it might be if youre a bit sick....

    a lad i know and his brother,when they were younger, put their cat in the microwave for a little spin.. only for a few seconds...took him out, he was grand, not a bother to him...

    couple of years later the cat died of cancer...

    Reminds me of someone from my estate hwn I was growing up who put a birds nest, complete with chicks, into a microwave.

    He found himself on the sore end of a gang beating, deserved every kick.
    Moved away because of the bullying. He was a sick fcuker. I'd say he is in prison or dead by now.


  • #60
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    kowloon wrote: »
    Reminds me of someone from my estate hwn I was growing up who put a birds nest, complete with chicks, into a microwave.

    He found himself on the sore end of a gang beating, deserved every kick.
    Moved away because of the bullying. He was a sick fcuker. I'd say he is in prison or dead by now.

    :eek: now that is sick!! eww!! and i bet he didnt even clean it up himself!


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  • #61
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Bet they'd have been ok if it was a cat...


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