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Stories to impress foreign people you want to sleep with...

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  • #32
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Tell'm you were in the IRA. The movie type IRA(brooding, dark, solemn with a tinge of danger). As opposed to the reality (columbian three come to mind).


  • #33
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    humberklog wrote: »
    Tell'm you were in the IRA. The movie type IRA(brooding, dark, solemn with a tinge of danger). As opposed to the reality (columbian three come to mind).

    LOL!:pac:


  • #34
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    A uniform you say.....
    Well I've tried motorcycle cop, red indian, sailor and construction worker uniforms and none of them have had the desired effect on the ladies:(


    Yeah , it's what's under the uniform that counts , like a big dick :D


  • #35
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    latchyco wrote: »
    Wearing a uniform of sorts ie, soldier ,police .abulance has a strange effect on some women .Get yourself into a uniform lads :D

    uniforms ftw!
    I was constantly pestered for sex in the cubscouts. Not by women though unfortunately.


  • #36
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    topper75 wrote: »
    uniforms ftw!
    I was constantly pestered for sex in the cubscouts. Not by women though unfortunately.

    I was a soldier once .It had the desired effect although it's even more successful during wartime i believe

    i was never in a major war :(

    (thankfully) :)


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  • #37
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    JangoFett wrote: »
    Mine is that I am descended from Irish royalty. I did a family tree and found that I'm technically an Irish Prince. A few girls have believed it cuz I elaborated on it a bit more and gave them some Irish history

    Genius. Just has to be tried out on a dumb Yank now :)


  • #38
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Genius. Just has to be tried out on the terminally stupid :)

    Fixed that for ya :pac:


  • #39
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Fixed that for ya :pac:

    Same thing? :confused:



    :pac:


  • #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Same thing?

    Was sposta quote Jango not you. Bugger. Argument lost due to teriminal stupidity. Do we get to fux now? :pac:


  • #41
    iFight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake; very secluded and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself, but she was crying.


    ... á la Ken Adams.


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  • #42
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Can I fix that now? :pac:

    Fixed that for ya :pac:


  • #43
    Seonad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 171 ✭✭Seonad


    JangoFett wrote: »
    So me and my mates were talkin about this, we all have stories, complete lies, we tell foreign women to make ourselves seem cooler or whatever!

    What's the matter? Irish women won't succumb to your wiley charms?:cool:


  • #44
    Trojan911
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    JangoFett wrote: »
    Mine is that I am descended from Irish royalty. I did a family tree and found that I'm technically an Irish Prince. A few girls have believed it cuz I elaborated on it a bit more and gave them some Irish history. Anyone else have these tall tales?

    I tell them I know JangoFett, the Royal from Ireland..... I can't beat them off with a sh*tty stick afterwards.... Thanks Jango.... :D


  • #45
    JangoFett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Seonad wrote: »
    What's the matter? Irish women won't succumb to your wiley charms?:cool:

    Irish women can see through bullsh!t better than anyone! I'm always just myself with Irish women
    Trojan911 wrote: »
    I tell them I know JangoFett, the Royal from Ireland..... I can't beat them off with a sh*tty stick afterwards.... Thanks Jango.... :D

    Oh lighten up, we've all done it

    My friend was in Hawaii and convinced a few American girls he was an Irish rugby player, they were putty in his hands!

    And going to another country and bullsh!tting people about who you are is always fun


  • #46
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Irish women can see through bullsh*t better than anyone... Seriously you think all "foreign" women are not quite as clued in as our Coleens???
    It's pathetic really, and it doesn't work, maybe on an 18 year old or something, but anyway in the long run if you see a chick that's really hot what's the point in lying to her, it'll never go anywhere afterall?


  • #47
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,159 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The Scientist wrote: »
    Isn't Oz supposed to be awful for pulling?
    I heard theres about 5 guys to every girl over there....

    It's quite the opposite, especially here in Perth where it's common knowledge that the ratio is 5/6 girls for every one guy. It's the first thing I got told when I started working here and you really see it on a night out. Gee everywhere! And hot gee too.....


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