How do you poo??

dougee19 · 09-06-2008 12:01AM #1

okay ive been talking to people about this lately(please dont ask how this was brought up) and apparently some people poo while standing up....
is this a common practice?

Turnip2000 · 09-06-2008 12:03AM

Are you sure they did'nt "wipe" standing up?

Mena · 09-06-2008 12:04AM

Frankly I don't care how other people take a cr@p and will be happy to leave it at that.

LovelyTom · 09-06-2008 12:04AM

dougee19 wrote: »

okay ive been talking to people about this lately(please dont ask how this was brought up) and apparently some people poo while standing up....
is this a common practice?

I have never EVER heard of standing up while on the bog...

Run_to_da_hills · 09-06-2008 12:05AM

The French don't have any toilet bouls so they either squat or stand up
Interesting link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

flanum · 09-06-2008 12:05AM

how long before flutteringbantam replies?

davyjose · 09-06-2008 12:07AM

Before I vote, I'm gonna take a wild stab, and say the "sit-downers" have it.

Kazobel · 09-06-2008 12:09AM

Is pooing standing up even possible? I'd imagine it's very messy especially after a few beers and an Indian Take out :eek:

Slidey · 09-06-2008 12:10AM

It depends, if peanuts were involved or not...

Lockstep · 09-06-2008 12:10AM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

The French don't have any toilet bouls so they either squat or stand up
Interesting link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

I took a train in France where the toilet was a hole in the ground.
Literally a hole looking out on the track.

Imagine all those romantic movies where one person is chasing after their love's train.

"WAIT! WAIT! MARRY ME! I.....Oh no, I stepped in it"

Alicat · 09-06-2008 12:11AM

I love that there is an "Other" option :pac:

Doesn't bare thinking about! :pac:

Rb · 09-06-2008 12:13AM

Depends if I've the laptop in with me or not.

Mena · 09-06-2008 12:14AM

Kazobel wrote: »

Is pooing standing up even possible? I'd imagine it's very messy especially after a few beers and an Indian Take out :eek:

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1852/dedicationpooprunnermotvn9.jpg

Steve · 09-06-2008 12:15AM

This thread smells like gone off mince.

lolcats poo standing up.

Alicat · 09-06-2008 12:16AM

Mena wrote: »

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1852/dedicationpooprunnermotvn9.jpg

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! :eek:

Run_to_da_hills · 09-06-2008 12:17AM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I took a train in France where the toilet was a hole in the ground.

Are you sure that wasn't a glory hole?

Kazobel · 09-06-2008 12:18AM

Mena wrote: »

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1852/dedicationpooprunnermotvn9.jpg

Now that I didn't need to see...:eek:

Rb · 09-06-2008 12:20AM

Mena wrote: »

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1852/dedicationpooprunnermotvn9.jpg

Who is that?

Mena · 09-06-2008 12:20AM

Rb wrote: »

Who is that?

I've no idea, t'was posted on some other forum.

flanum · 09-06-2008 12:21AM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I took a train in France where the toilet was a hole in the ground.
Literally a hole looking out on the track.

Imagine all those romantic movies where one person is chasing after their love's train.

"WAIT! WAIT! MARRY ME! I.....Oh no, I stepped in it"

i thought all trains done that?? does that not explain the lines of auld bogroll etc on the train tracks? isnt there some sign saying please do not use the toilet while stationary at a stop?

JerryHandbag · 09-06-2008 12:24AM

The toilet on the boat out to the Aran islands causes a "swinging" effect...whatever angle of attack you go for, sitting or standing

Lockstep · 09-06-2008 12:24AM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Are you sure that wasn't a glory hole?

given what I saw of the French that summer, it wouldn't surprise me.

dougee19 · 09-06-2008 12:28AM

instead a new thread ye can answer here, this one i found just weird

do you look at your poo after you take a dump??? 5/9 of the people in this discussion did.

flanum · 09-06-2008 12:30AM

Im pine, and how do you you poo?

posted via farts

Abi · 09-06-2008 12:47AM

slideways wrote: »

It depends, if peanuts were involved or not...

I lol'd :pac:

I've felt your pain. Sit down ftw. I avoid it away from home.

utick · 09-06-2008 12:50AM

anyone ever get those floating ones? happend to me yesterday and couldnt flush it down for ages, eventually had to get a stick and mush it up

eVeNtInE · 09-06-2008 12:52AM

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dougee19 · 09-06-2008 01:00AM

utick wrote: »

anyone ever get those floating ones? happend to me yesterday and couldnt flush it down for ages, eventually had to get a stick and mush it up

you all disgust me

Run_to_da_hills · 09-06-2008 01:22AM

Anyone ever use take a cr*p on a dutch or German toilet? The crap stays on the dry part of the bowel until you flush it. I dont know why they do this, maybe just in case you want to inspect it for tape worms before you flush it away. http://www.cromwell-intl.com/toilet/netherlands.html

09-06-2008 01:32AM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Anyone ever use take a cr*p on a dutch or German toilet? The crap stays on the dry part of the bowel until you flush it. I dont know why they do this, maybe just in case you want to inspect it for tape worms before you flush it away. http://www.cromwell-intl.com/toilet/netherlands.html

Yes that's correct, tape worms etc.
'twas a legal requirement shortly after the war (thought it was only germany?), that law was recinded in the the mid 80's they can now use the same as anyone else.
Weird when you first see one

Run_to_da_hills · 09-06-2008 01:47AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes that's correct, tape worms etc.
'twas a legal requirement shortly after the war (thought it was only germany?), that law was recinded in the the mid 80's they can now use the same as anyone else.
Weird when you first see one

There was one in the apartment that I was staying in Breda in the south of Holland. (Tiesto's Birth place

), I couldn’t get over it, especially after eating sweet corn or pistachio nuts :eek:

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