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Twin Rule

  • 05-06-2008 03:01AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,388 ✭✭✭


    Well i am a twin I dont fell what he fells or sense what happens,the lack of sex is a major letdown.Twins unite
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Twins untie?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I dont fell what he fells

    So you're not a lumberjack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Maybe he supervises the felling?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    If you were to have sex with your twin, would that be considered fúcking yourself? You both have the same genetic stuff and things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,388 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    So you're not a lumberjack.

    sob sob i am the feeling


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭lorweld


    Well i am a twin I dont fell what he fells or sense what happens,the lack of sex is a major letdown.Twins unite


    Wtf?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,161 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,388 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    what he said


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,388 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    lorweld wrote: »
    Wtf?
    Xavi6 wrote: »

    they had there way with me , no rice crispes tho!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 562 ✭✭✭utick


    what time is it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,388 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    hammer time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    So this guy wants to feel his twin having sex? Thats pretty weird like


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 562 ✭✭✭utick


    i want sex and food


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,161 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    In before the back up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Wait.... Your twin doesn't feel the way you feel so he won't have sex with you... am I reading this right?

    I'm glad my twin is dead... it sounds complicated...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 562 ✭✭✭utick


    200 posts!!! im so proud to reach the milestone... especially in such a high quality thread!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,388 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    utick wrote: »
    what time is it?
    stop its hammer time!

    I win! ,can temple bar be your home as I am the King of belmullle

    eh..... bottom line, I'm better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    *worries what sort of shenanigans must go on when we can't see, dirty litttle twin feti (plural of foetus apparently), having sex in the womb.*:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Well i am a twin I dont fell what he fells or sense what happens,the lack of sex is a major letdown.Twins unite
    Sense, it makes none...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    Well i am a twin I dont fell what he fells or sense what happens,the lack of sex is a major letdown.Twins unite

    what now?????


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Another crazy 3am thread to amuse me in the morning :D


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What the **** is he on about ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    This makes little sense....So you want to feel your twin having sex? I'm stumped!!:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    farohar wrote: »
    *worries what sort of shenanigans must go on when we can't see, dirty litttle twin feti (plural of foetus apparently), having sex in the womb.*:eek:

    Technically it's fetus for the plural too (fourth declension noun), but better to anglicise it and say fetuses both for convenience and to avoid mauling Latin grammar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭daisy123


    Do you mean like the way in tv shows and stuff when one twin falls out of a helicopter or something the other safe twin feels it?? So when you're twin is doing it, you want to feel his eh pleasure kind of thing?? Will you even remember this this morning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,388 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    Well I think what I was trying to say that twins dont feel each other pain, and that there is a lack of sex with girls

    !I enjoy beer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    is that pain duing teh sex? are you sharing teh girls?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    If you were to have sex with your twin, would that be considered fúcking yourself? You both have the same genetic stuff and things.
    No, twin DNA isn't the exact same. For identical twins it's similar but for non-identical/fraternal twins it's pretty different, about the same difference between the DNA of normal siblings. Essentially fraternal twins are siblings who happen to be the same age. Also: :pac:

    I have a non-identical twin myself. He's a bit of an arse. He's started browsing here recently, I hope he comes across this post.

    Hello brother, the bass guitar is shít and your drinking of alcohol makes you an inferior being to me. Also I might have taken some of your money and Gears of War is crap. :pac:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Davidius wrote: »
    No, twin DNA isn't the exact same. For identical twins it's similar but for non-identical/fraternal twins it's pretty different, about the same difference between the DNA of normal siblings. Essentially fraternal twins are siblings who happen to be the same age.


    Pfft, you with your science. What has science ever thought us?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,038 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Wait, is this topic about twincest?


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