Nigerian Scammers Finally Caught!

It's no fun if you don't play, now the question is will I get a reply

From: wotsdastoriebud@live.ie
To: investigation_agenceyoffice1@yahoo.com
Subject: your mail
Date: Wed, 28 May 2008 03:40:48 +0000

Dearest Dr John

I'm so glad too have heard from you, I have been contacted from Chief Joseph Sanusi and Mrs. Rita Ekwesili and they assured me they were due for marriage until the death of Barrister Awele Ugorji (Mrs. Rita Ekwesili long lost uncle) and on his death Mrs. Rita Ekwesili was going to inherit $57,000,000 (fifthy seven million dollars) and if I helped I would inherit 30% ($19,000,000) but so far have only recieved $12,000,000, that god damn nigga bitch robbed me of $7,000,000 an I'm a poor irish mother and only have 23,000 euros left in my savings after I bought the castle, helicoptor and spent alot on nasty weekends with the Chipendales, I'm 83 now and as dry as the Sahara and need an nest egg to have to shove in my fanny for a rainy day when I get wet again because I'm sure if I didn't run out of money that Bruce chippendale was well up for it, if you can help please get back because my son (David brent) has had dealings with your department before and assures me you're trustworthy. By the way are you a medical doctor? I'm only asking because I have this green growth on my vagina and it's very itchy, last week white stuff came out and I said to Ida that I needed to see someone but she said not to bother but she's a **** at times and is really only jealous of my helicopter and big house, she's a bitch really, do you know when she was 20 her husband went to war and she started a lesbian relationship behind her husbands back? I swear!! he was at war with my Stanley and she was at home fingering me!! she's such a slut!!

Anyway hope to hear back about my vagina

Ima Chancer


>NIGERIAN FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION AGENCY
>ANTI- TERRORISM CLEARANCE/FRAUD UNIT
>FALOMO OFFICE COMPLEX IKOYI
>LAGOS - NIGERIA.
>DATE: SEP 08 2007
>Motto: Security Watch
>FROM THE DESK OF:
>DR. JOHN SMITH
>EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
>FORIEGN PAYMENT AGENCY
>CABLEGRAM: NAPTCOR
>RE: FRAUD ALERT NOTIFICATION.
>Attn:
>
>
>Based on our findings in this investigation department, we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about >scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country. We were informed >that some Hoodlums are contacting you in respect to the collection of your fund, which was long approved in your favor with the Central >
>Bank of Nigeria. As a matter of fact, we have been on this investigation assignment for some time codedly known to no one but the >Presidency and some top government official who are in support of this investigation team to help stop fraudulent activities in this country >and as well restore the image that has been tarnished by the below listed group of people.
>
>Although, we have been able to come up with some good results about the people that have extorted money from you illegally and I wish to >list them so that you will personally indicate them by writing back to us with the name of whom scammed you among them as we want to >make sure your payment is routed to you without any further delay and note that we will surely deal and bring to book the names of people >below if only you will cooperate with us by indicating correctly any of them.
>
>The names of the Scammers that have been arrested are as follows:
>1) Prof. Charles Soludo
>2) Chief Joseph Sanusi
>3) Dr. R. Rasheed
>4) Barrister Awele Ugorji
>6) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
>7) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obideputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
>8) Mr. Tunde Lemo: Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
>9) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia: Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
>10. Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
>11. Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
>
>The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the EFCC and some of them have eloped the country and note that if any of them is >caught and found guilty he/she we go to jailed for 25 years (twenty five years) as it is under the Degree 47 of the constitution of this >country under the section of criminal law. So, we are waiting for you to write us back and inform us if any of the above names have Extorted >from you or once contacted you so that we can start taking the necessary procedural steps prior to bringing them to book and having your >fund wired into your Bank account as nominated accordingly. Should incase the name of the Hoodlum that scammed you is not listed above, >we will advise that you forward to us the name and his contact so that we can trace them and as well bring them to book.
>
>Note that the only office/paying bank that has the right to pay or contact you prior to the Transfer of your fund is the Mercantile Trust Bank >Plc, which is currently been headed by the Bank Governor. You are further advised to deal directly with them and do what so ever you are >asked to do because that is the only way you will achieve the success in the wire of your funds to you as designated. We apologies on behalf >of the President and the people of Nigeria for any delay and lost this must have coursed you in any way and I promise that such thing will not >occur again in the future and should incase you are currently dealing with any one of them regarding your fund, we urge you to stop further >contact with them as you are taking a very big risk and it might interest you to know that you will never get your fund from them as they >have nothing to offer. The hoodlums will continue coming up with expenses and thereby requesting for money from you until you go Bankrupt. >Hence, your funds are currently deposited with the above named Bank and in safe hands.
>
>
>Finally, we are expecting to hear from you today unfailingly so as to enable us serve you better and wire your funds into your Bank account >as nominated.
>
>contact me back at my alternative email address(investigation_agenceyoffice1@yahoo.com)
>
>Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation and understanding while we wait for your urgent response.
>
>Yours sincerely,
>DR. JOHN SMITH
>(Director, Nigerian Foreign Payment Investigation department).
>PHONE:234-807-316-2732)