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Where in the fridge to you keep your beer - NSFW

23-05-2008 10:30AM

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jester77

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Browsing through Amazon posters and thought this was funny...
roughly translated, This is why beer is always in the bottom of the fridge

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#2 23-05-2008 10:35AM

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...theres a fridge in this picture?

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#3 23-05-2008 10:47AM

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grames_bond wrote: »

...theres a fridge in this picture?

yeah its one of those magic eye pictures if you look long enough and sort of squint you can just make out a fridge in the background

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#4 23-05-2008 10:51AM

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that poster is fecking ancient. Older than me, anyway.

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#5 23-05-2008 11:03AM

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Rob_l wrote: »

yeah its one of those magic eye pictures if you look long enough and sort of squint you can just make out a fridge in the background

no i still cant see it, i suppose ill just have to keep looking!

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#6 23-05-2008 11:59AM

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Ah, I get it, that's the bottle opener.

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#7 23-05-2008 12:42PM

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Oh she is going to do her back in by picking up things like that. I wonder why she is on her toes to bend over?

cue-''I'd do her back in/she should be on her knees,'' etc.

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#8 23-05-2008 01:26PM

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agreed windsock, bend with your knees not with your back

although -- maybe the floor is cold hense the tippy toes..

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#9 23-05-2008 01:30PM

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She's just trying to reach into the back of the fridge to get the coldest beer... she's well trained

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#10 23-05-2008 01:33PM

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jester77 wrote: »

She's just trying to reach into the back of the fridge to get the coldest beer... she's well trained

What fridge?

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#11 23-05-2008 01:46PM

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Robin: Holy smokes Batman these men are burning up! We gotta do something and fast!!

Batman: As usual Robin, you are right dammit.

/Throws in virtual bucket of water

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#12 23-05-2008 01:55PM

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Slow Motion wrote: »

What fridge?

you have to stare at the red spot in the center of the screen... don't blink, it took me a few hours to find it!

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#13 23-05-2008 01:57PM

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Abigayle wrote: »

Robin: Holy smokes Batman these men are burning up! We gotta do something and fast!!

Batman: As usual Robin, you are right dammit.

/Throws in virtual bucket of water

My eyes :eek:

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#14 23-05-2008 02:12PM

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jester77 wrote: »

My eyes :eek:

*my stomach*

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#15 23-05-2008 02:20PM

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jester77 wrote: »

My eyes :eek:

You made it worse now there are two fat half naked guys :eek::eek:

pass me the eye bleach?

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#16 23-05-2008 02:36PM

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... A room full of boardsie males. With horns. You would have only done each other damage tbh.

/shakes head

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#17 23-05-2008 02:43PM

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Abigayle wrote: »

... A room full of boardsie males. With horns. You would have only done each other damage tbh.

/shakes head

I have a trumpet, not a horn

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#18 23-05-2008 02:55PM

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The Bollox wrote: »

I have a trumpet, not a horn

Tbh

Thats what I heard

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#19 23-05-2008 03:01PM

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Abigayle wrote: »

Tbh

Thats what I heard

ahahahhaha BURN!!

ABI YOU ARE A LEGEND!

sorry brother....it was a really good burn!

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#20 23-05-2008 03:21PM

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... it's not size that counts

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#21 23-05-2008 03:22PM

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The Bollox wrote: »

... it's not size that counts

who told you that?!

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#22 23-05-2008 03:46PM

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the Midget whom I was ripping the piss out of

*thinks back upon occation and chuckles to self*

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#23 23-05-2008 03:59PM

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The Bollox wrote:

the Midget whom I was having ghey bumsecks with

It is so uncool to talk about your together time like that. Its specials ya know, just for you and him

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#24 23-05-2008 08:51PM

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The Bollox wrote: »

... it's not size that counts

Its not the size of your whistle that counts, but the tunes you can get out of it.
Apparently.

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#25 23-05-2008 08:54PM

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Abigayle wrote: »

... A room full of boardsie males.

You came to BGRH and expected what now?

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#26 23-05-2008 09:22PM

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Galvasean wrote: »

expected what now?

Room= this particular thread.

Not BGRH.

Tbh.

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#27 23-05-2008 10:12PM

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I keep my beer under the champagne.

I'm not sure I'm entirely at home in this forum yet.

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#28 23-05-2008 10:14PM

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Talliesin wrote: »

I'm not sure I'm entirely at home in this forum yet.

Keep trying. I see great potential.

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#29 23-05-2008 10:53PM

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I'm trying, but I'm only managing a status of "fine wine gut and smooth shaven head" so far. Still, I'm trying my best and donating tSubh to your corset thingy.

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#30 23-05-2008 10:59PM

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Talliesin wrote: »

"fine wine gut and smooth shaven head"

Emmmm, interesting

Pics or it doesn't exist

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#31 23-05-2008 11:08PM

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Lucy Lu wrote: »

Emmmm, interesting

Pics or it doesn't exist

Get a room.

Hang on a minute.......

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