Excuses to stay out late

xXxHariboxXx · 21-05-2008 08:33PM #1

What is/was the excuse(s) you use(d) on your parents to stay out late? I'm just curious. My paretns are fairly strict so I rarely even try to make an excuse and just go home like a good girl. lol I have however said a few times that I'm already on the way home but the traffics really bad. It actually works quite well as long as you don't overuse it. Once used it successfully when I was like two hours late!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 21-05-2008 08:40PM

I paid for this speed and god damnit, I'm going to finish it.

Terry · 21-05-2008 08:41PM

I usually just tell them I'm staying over with Michael.
They know there's a few quid in it for them in the long run.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 21-05-2008 08:44PM

"I didn't want you to see me in that state"

Sherifu · 21-05-2008 08:50PM

I didn't need any excuses.

muletide · 21-05-2008 08:50PM

"Sorry I'm late but he kept me in that cellar for 24 bloody years"

Dinter · 21-05-2008 08:51PM

Phone them about three hours after you're supposed to be home.

Put a tissue over the phone and say the following in the deepenst most menacing voice you can.

"I have xXxHariboxXx* Put €20,000 in a black bag and leave it outside your garden gate. If you do, you'll see her again otherwise we'll send her back to you piece by piece. Do not call the police. We're watching the house."

They'll be so glad to get you back they won't notice that you're suddenly rolling in it!

*It'll probably work better if you use your real name.

xXxHariboxXx · 21-05-2008 08:56PM

Dinter wrote: »

Phone them about three hours after you're supposed to be home.

Put a tissue over the phone and say the following in the deepenst most menacing voice you can.

"I have xXxHariboxXx* Put €20,000 in a black bag and leave it outside your garden gate. If you do, you'll see her again otherwise we'll send her back to you piece by piece. Do not call the police. We're watching the house."

They'll be so glad to get you back they won't notice that you're suddenly rolling in it!

*It'll probably work better if you use your real name.

My friend saw your post. She's wondering if you'll marry her.

muletide · 21-05-2008 08:58PM

and waxing might help

Terry · 21-05-2008 08:59PM

xXxHariboxXx wrote: »

My friend saw your post. She's wondering if you'll marry her.

I won't, but I'll take head.

Faith · 21-05-2008 09:01PM

Considering I moved out 3 years ago, I haven't needed excuses for a while. My flatmate could expect a text saying "Got lucky; not coming home tonight".

When I am staying at home, my parents are happy if I just text them at some point with an update, basically just to confirm I'm still alive. If I'm out unusually late (after 3am), I'll just text and let them know what's going on and when I think I might be home.

hunter164 · 21-05-2008 09:03PM

Well if you're over 18 why would you need to tell you're Ma/Da when you'll be home?

DD · 21-05-2008 09:04PM

xXxHariboxXx wrote: »

What is/was the excuse(s) you use(d) on your parents to stay out late? I'm just curious. My paretns are fairly strict so I rarely even try to make an excuse and just go home like a good girl. lol I have however said a few times that I'm already on the way home but the traffics really bad. It actually works quite well as long as you don't overuse it. Once used it successfully when I was like two hours late!

I think if you keep using the same excuse they will get used to it. You don't need to invent another one. Just stay on the traffic excuse :pac::pac: and have that upset and tired face when you get home. You know how bad the traffic can be sometimes.

Terry · 21-05-2008 09:04PM

hunter164 wrote: »

Well if you're over 18 why would you need to tell you're Ma/Da when you'll be home?

I'm guessing the OP is not over 18.

AckwelFoley · 21-05-2008 09:08PM

Terry wrote: »

I won't, but I'll take head.

Terry wrote: »

I'm guessing the OP is not over 18.

Seems you picked up a few habits from ol Michael

Dinter · 21-05-2008 09:08PM

hunter164 wrote: »

Well if you're over 18 why would you need to tell you're Ma/Da when you'll be home?

Well you probably won't have the Late Home Police knocking on your door if you don't but it's usually considered polite.

xXxHariboxXx wrote: »

My friend saw your post. She's wondering if you'll marry her.

I dunno, is she rich? Worth "kidnapping"?

hunter164 · 21-05-2008 09:10PM

Terry wrote: »

I'm guessing the OP is not over 18.

I know the OP isn't over 18 but I meant other people posting on this.

xXxHariboxXx · 21-05-2008 09:11PM

Terry wrote: »

I'm guessing the OP is not over 18.

Your guess is right. I'm only 16. Once you turn 18 in my family you can basically do what you want.

muletide · 21-05-2008 09:13PM

xXxHariboxXx wrote: »

Your guess is right. I'm only 16. Once you turn 18 in my family you can basically do what you want.

Anything ??

Reaches for the KY

Genghiz Cohen · 21-05-2008 09:14PM

hunter164 wrote: »

Well if you're over 18 why would you need to tell you're Ma/Da when you'll be home?

And your "Ma/Da" don't stop caring about you when you're older than 18.

xXxHariboxXx · 21-05-2008 09:18PM

Dinter wrote: »

Well you probably won't have the Late Home Police knocking on your door if you don't but it's usually considered polite.

I dunno, is she rich? Worth "kidnapping"?

Not like really rich. Well off.

Terry · 21-05-2008 09:18PM

xXxHariboxXx wrote: »

Your guess is right. I'm only 16. Once you turn 18 in my family you can basically do what you want.

I'm outta control. I'll do wha' I wan'

xXxHariboxXx · 21-05-2008 09:20PM

muletide wrote: »

Anything ??

Reaches for the KY

Anything legal.

I know my parents don't stop caring but they don't mind you going out late and getting drunk e.t.c. I know cos I have to older brothers.

Dinter · 21-05-2008 09:21PM

xXxHariboxXx wrote: »

Not like really rich. Well off.

Suits me. Sure they all add up! A burd in the basement is worth two in the bush!

AckwelFoley · 21-05-2008 09:27PM

xXxHariboxXx wrote: »

Your guess is right. I'm only 16. Once you turn 18 in my family you can basically do what you want.

Spit roast?

DD · 21-05-2008 09:27PM

xXxHariboxXx wrote: »

Your guess is right. I'm only 16. Once you turn 18 in my family you can basically do what you want.

You need to wait 2 years only. Good luck...but stay on the traffic excuse

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Overheal · 21-05-2008 10:06PM

I usually told them the bones of the truth to satisfy them and then answered for any details i couldnt cover up with febreeze.

DD · 21-05-2008 10:12PM

Overheal wrote: »

I usually told them the bones of the truth to satisfy them and then answered for any details i couldnt cover up with febreeze.

:pac: :pac:lol

fonpokno · 21-05-2008 10:34PM

hunter164 wrote: »

Well if you're over 18 why would you need to tell you're Ma/Da when you'll be home?

i'm 19 and my folks still go a bit psycho if im out "too late" (too late being 3 or so) tis quite the pain! but as long as i live at home, i have to cope with it i s'pose!

Epic Tissue · 21-05-2008 10:39PM

Terry wrote: »

I won't, but I'll take head.

Terry wrote: »

I'm guessing the OP is not over 18.

:eek:

edit: this is what I get for leaving tabs open for ages

Kernel · 22-05-2008 12:27AM

snyper wrote: »

Spit roast?

Dude, she's only 16. :rolleyes:

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