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Zaph · 2008-05-20 16:44:23

Well at my stage in life it has to be younger. Any older and she'd be drawing her pension.

20-05-2008 04:44PM

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Well at my stage in life it has to be younger. Any older and she'd be drawing her pension.

Older or younger wimmins 41 votes

Older, Oedipus complex, ftw

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Younger hottie

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It doesn't matter as long as she brings me beer

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32 votes

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#2 20-05-2008 04:46PM

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It doesn't matter as long as she brings me beer
In part three of our series, Inside the mind of the Modern Brother, we look at attitudes to wimmins.

Granted we have been doing that all along, but now we turn to the critical matter of age.

As a Brother, do you look for the older, mature woman who can whip you into shape, show you a thing or two in the bedroom and get the crease right in your best shirt?

Or are you a Brother who prefers the younger, nubile, foxy little minx who looks to you for inspiration and guidance and gets in free into nightclubs?

So brothers, how do you like your wimmins - younger or older?

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#3 20-05-2008 04:49PM

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Well at my stage in life it has to be younger. Any older and she'd be drawing her pension.

How many threads will this question extend across?

EDIT: Ah, just the one I see.

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#4 20-05-2008 04:50PM

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It doesn't matter as long as she brings me beer

Zaph wrote: »

How many threads will this question extend across?

I am trying to get a bigger picture.

Will you go to bed if you are sick? And stop replying to my threads so quickly?

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#5 20-05-2008 04:53PM

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couldnt care less to be honest, like them in equal measure

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#6 20-05-2008 04:56PM

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

I am trying to get a bigger picture.

Will you go to bed if you are sick? And stop replying to my threads so quickly?

I'm bored, it's giving me something to do. What's the next one gonna be about so i can have something prepared.

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#7 20-05-2008 04:57PM

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Apologies for the whole Space/time continuum mix up in the first post. Starting a thread, sitting on a train, trying to spell Oedipus and not laugh out loud is not easy. Especially when you have eager-beavers like Zaph around.

Anyway, this thread is inspired by a friend's brother who is engaging in intimate relations with what can only be described as a clone of his mother. Horrendous stuff. Utterly hilarious, though. Makes for great family meals, I am told, two mothers and all that. :eek:

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#8 20-05-2008 04:59PM

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Should be a multi-choice/checkbox poll...

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#9 20-05-2008 05:02PM

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tricky D wrote: »

Should be a multi-choice/checkbox poll...

Why?

Zaph wrote: »

I'm bored, it's giving me something to do. What's the next one gonna be about so i can have something prepared.

Probably gardening tips, I'm running out of wimmins stuff.

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#10 20-05-2008 05:05PM

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Equal opportunities Wimminator here. *looks around to make sure all is safe*

My local wimmin is known to read boards.

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#11 20-05-2008 05:06PM

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

Probably gardening tips, I'm running out of wimmins stuff.

I could make some crude comment about lady-gardens here, but I wouldn't want to upset the Brotherettes.

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#12 20-05-2008 05:06PM

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

Why?

They can work in shifts

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#13 20-05-2008 05:10PM

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I am not fussy though if i look at my record, they are usually older.

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#14 20-05-2008 05:14PM

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tricky D wrote: »

They can work in shifts

Brilliant. Didn't see that one coming.

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#15 20-05-2008 05:17PM

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Down with monosex threads, I say! :mad:

Between threads about fapping and the 'age of our wimmins' I'm not liking the level of gender exclusivity creeping in to BGRH*

*Can you tell that I've had a stinker of a day, my boss is a bitch and I have PMS!?**:o

** DF, take it to PI, tbh!

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#16 20-05-2008 05:21PM

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It doesn't matter as long as she brings me beer
Gotta b younguns. There closer to my mental age!

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#17 20-05-2008 05:22PM

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DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Down with monosex threads, I say! :mad:

Between threads about fapping and the 'age of our wimmins' I'm not liking the level of gender exclusivity creeping in to BGRH*

WTF? Do you have a receding hairline or a beer gut?

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

*Can you tell that I've had a stinker of a day, my boss is a bitch and I have PMS!?**:o

I have 1247 pms myself. Oh wait, it's not private messages we are talking about?

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#18 20-05-2008 05:22PM

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DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Down with monosex threads, I say! :mad:

Between threads about fapping and the 'age of our wimmins' I'm not liking the level of gender exclusivity creeping in to BGRH*

*Can you tell that I've had a stinker of a day, my boss is a bitch and I have PMS!?**:o

** DF, take it to PI, tbh!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

!!!!!!!! feckin ! mark

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#19 20-05-2008 05:24PM

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Either or, once they are not too old. Most have been slightly older or in and around the same age though.

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#20 20-05-2008 05:25PM

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DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Down with monosex threads, I say! :mad:

Between threads about fapping and the 'age of our wimmins' I'm not liking the level of gender exclusivity creeping in to BGRH*

*Can you tell that I've had a stinker of a day, my boss is a bitch and I have PMS!?**:o

** DF, take it to PI, tbh!

Ehhhh, it's the mens forum Guys don't go to the LL and complain about it not being man-friendly enough

Well, technically it's for people with beer guts and receding hair, and of course there are wimmins who have those things, but we don't like to think about them. They're scary

ot I tend to go out with girls a couple of years younger than me but I didn't realise that till I actually thought about it because of this thread. Says something about my maturity I guess

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#21 20-05-2008 05:25PM

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*Hides in the corner from the youngin lovers*

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#22 20-05-2008 05:27PM

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

WTF? Do you have a receding hairline or a beer gut?

Bit of both really...... but it's inner beauty that counts right??;)

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#23 20-05-2008 05:34PM

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DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Bit of both really...... but it's inner beauty that counts right??;)

It is.

This is for you, btw.

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#24 20-05-2008 05:51PM

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It doesn't matter as long as she brings me beer
mrs trout is younger than me ... noice :cool:

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#25 20-05-2008 05:56PM

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Rozabeez wrote: »

*Hides in the corner from the youngin lovers*

? If it is not a personal question, you're legal to be in Yore Mas, right?

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#26 20-05-2008 06:02PM

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truthfully once I find them attractive I really don't mind what age they are once it is within reason

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#27 20-05-2008 06:05PM

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SDooM wrote: »

? If it is not a personal question, you're legal to be in Yore Mas, right?

:rolleyes:

Yus, I am.

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#28 20-05-2008 06:33PM

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So hows all you older boys doing. . .

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#29 20-05-2008 06:43PM

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to be honest any younger than me and we could be in to jailbait territory but tbh if she is of legal drinking age, has a (strong) pulse all is good with me!

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#30 20-05-2008 06:45PM

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ChewChew wrote: »

So hows all you older boys doing. . .

Well we're doing well in the other poll

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#31 20-05-2008 06:51PM

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It's gotta be younger on the official vote as that's what the majority have been.

Must say though that the slightly more mature wimmins are beginning to hold a bit of an attraction.

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