Use a footballer to describe yourself in the sack

Xavi6 · 2008-05-20 05:26:22

Saw this on another forum and was pissing myself for ages. Here's some to get you started - Maradona - One of the best ever and legend. Flair, skill and still efficient. Always delivers. Stevie Ireland - Hairs a bit of a mess to be honest, when he's on form he can be one of the best, but sometimes just can't be arsed.…

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#32 20-05-2008 03:48PM

Fratton Fred

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David James

A very wise and safe performer in the box, used to be known as a bit of a fumbler, but now has a very steady pair of hands.

Needs a hair cut though.

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#33 20-05-2008 03:49PM

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SWP - dribbles enthusiastically but lacks the size to penetrate.

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#34 20-05-2008 03:49PM

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DesF wrote: »

Jack Charlton

Fúck all foreplay, just go straight for the box.

So we've heard

Ronaldo - overweight and unfit, but still manages to score every now and then

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#35 20-05-2008 03:49PM

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DesF wrote: »

Jack Charlton

Fúck all foreplay, just go straight for the box.

Unlike his brother Bobby, who would shoot from anywhere

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