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Which celebrity

  • 15-05-2008 07:56PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44


    Would you kill if you were allowed and how? I would shoot Girls aloud with a Magnum


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Yore ma

    I think you can guess how


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Nicky Wire
    Talentless, idiotic, faux-political self-important s**t stirrer.
    I could use many more adjectives here...
    How would I kill him? Bury him alive - he deserves to suffer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44 Hudson 4 ever


    orestes wrote: »
    Yore ma

    She might be great in bed, granted, but I wouldn't say she has quiet reached celebrity status yet


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Amy Winehouse with a shotgun right to the face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Dellboy2007


    jenna jameson, i'd like to shag her to death!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    Paris Hilton


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Paris Hilton.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Abi Titmuss, but only after I cornholed the arse off her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Heather Mills.

    Or maybe Usher purely for releasing the atrocity that is "In this club".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    Ryan Tubridy. Head in a vice.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    She might be great in bed, granted, but I wouldn't say she has quiet reached celebrity status yet
    Nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Just one? I cant decide.

    Paris Hilton
    Victoria Beckham

    Frank Lampard
    Didier Drogba
    Alex Ferguson
    (I may duck after the last three)
    Tom Cruise

    All I can think of for now. May come back to edit in.


  • Posts: 420 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chris Crocker (Although he may not be exactly a celebrity)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Awesomo-4000


    Didier Drogba
    John Terry
    Frank Lampard

    Kerry Katona

    Im sure there is loads more, cant think of any right now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭allabouteve


    Tom Cruise, because he's an alien-loving short-arse with a robot wife and evil baby.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Dellboy2007


    Didier Drogba
    John Terry
    Frank Lampard

    Kerry Katona

    Im sure there is loads more, cant think of any right now

    DROGBA!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Awesomo-4000


    DROGBA!!!!!



    ROOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEY!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Ryan Tubridy

    Gerry Ryan

    Ian Wright

    All those media whores from Xposé

    Davina McCall:mad:

    Patrick Keilty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    can't believe it took 15 posts for someone to mention kerry katona.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Not really a celebrity as such but Bill O'Reilly. I'd love to crush his windpipe with my bare hands.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Cremo wrote: »
    can't believe it took 15 posts for someone to mention kerry katona.

    Once you go beyond hate, all there is left is pity.

    You cant hate someone you pity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Posh, Kerry Katona, Jordan, Jade, Ronan Keating, Colleen McLoughlin, basically all the no talent celeb's out there, Jesus I better stop now or I'll be here all night....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Turbidy. His body would be found in ten different counties with Vaseline in his eye sockets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Colleen McLoughlin
    Rawly? why? Def not aruging the point. Just wondered. In comparison to the VB and other size 0 ring-leaders.. Shes not a wanna-be-snob either, which makes her slightly easier to listen to I suppose.

    /discuss :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Sir Molle


    Probably Thom Yorke because he's a talentless muppet and he's weird. I'd kill him with his own music, it's that bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Sir Molle wrote: »
    Probably Thom Yorke because he's a talentless muppet and he's weird. I'd kill him with his own music, it's that bad.

    "Do ya mind if I turn on the radio, father?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Sir Molle wrote: »
    Probably Thom Yorke because he's a talentless muppet and he's weird. I'd kill him with his own music, it's that bad.
    :eek::eek: BOO, HISS!!
    I'm going to see Radiohead in a few weeks so please don't kill him before then! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Rawly? why? Def not aruging the point. Just wondered. In comparison to the VB and other size 0 ring-leaders.. Shes not a wanna-be-snob either, which makes her slightly easier to listen to I suppose.

    /discuss :pac:

    What are her talents? Being Waynes girlfriend? Being a Journalist? NADA...

    Ok she's not a size o. So what??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,723 ✭✭✭elmolesto


    Posh, Kerry Katona, Jordan, Jade, Ronan Keating, Colleen McLoughlin, basically all the no talent celeb's out there, Jesus I better stop now or I'll be here all night....

    and paris hilton with flame thrower


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Paris Hilton, with a dildo hooked up to the power grid.


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