Women = crazy!

Irishcrx · 07-05-2008 04:49PM #1

Right, i am now totally convinced that women are insane, 3 differant situations i've had in the last week. First one, flirting with a girl, getting on great, she seems into me, i'm into her I ask her out and she doesn't answer, that happend twice then i'm told sorry no time for dating but if I did you'd defn be a guy i'd go out with, ok I think. Next at a party on Friday same thing getting on well with a girl she asks me to stay over and all I say i've gotta head back promised a mate i'd stay there then she says, ah I have a boyfriend anyway...i;m like what???...and then known another girl a while we've kinda been will we/won't we chatting to her the other night and this is what she says.

" It's just like I don't really know you (Known me 7 years) , I mean if somebody crashed into you say and someone asked what would you do when you got outta the car...like I wouldn't know?...so we can't hook up"...

oooo....k sez I, but isn't that part of getting to know someone, chatted to her a bit more and am now convinced I will spend the rest of my life single because your all mad.That's all.

lee_arama · 07-05-2008 04:52PM

Absolutely right my son. Loons the lot of them. But we love em anyway.

Latchy · 07-05-2008 04:52PM

Ahhh , the follys of youth .

OP you will meet another few hundred more like that over the next few years. It's all in the programming of women , sombody ****ed up

kaizersoze1980 · 07-05-2008 04:53PM

it could be just that you're a freak hence you attract freaks??

6th · 07-05-2008 04:53PM

So by those 3 you decided women are crazy? Take a step back and look at the type of wimminz you are hitting on.

Oh and you said no to a "sleep over" coz you had to stay at a mates house? WTF? They aint crazy ... its you.

c - 13 · 07-05-2008 04:54PM

Thats an awfully big brush you got there son, you might want to wipe some of the tar off it before you start paintin'

Naos · 07-05-2008 04:56PM

Sabotage wrote: »

Oh and you said no to a "sleep over" coz you had to stay at a mates house? WTF? They aint crazy ... its you.

QFT

Any friend worth his salt would've kicked you in the arse for that one...

"Dude, I know I said I'd be over but I've just been invited back to some skanks house"
"Ha, fair enough, beers tomorrow, enjoy"

Simple as.

Irishcrx · 07-05-2008 05:00PM

Lol yeah well i'm glad i didn't have her fella on top of me the next morning , I don't think i'm a freak I may be wrong though...and i'm joking I obviously know there are alot of lovely,sexy , sensible, intelligent lady's out there just none that I can find..

Abi · 07-05-2008 05:01PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

Right, i am now totally convinced that women are insane, 3 differant situations i've had in the last week. First one, flirting with a girl, getting on great, she seems into me, i'm into her I ask her out and she doesn't answer, that happend twice then i'm told sorry no time for dating but if I did you'd defn be a guy i'd go out with, ok I think. Next at a party on Friday same thing getting on well with a girl she asks me to stay over and all I say i've gotta head back promised a mate i'd stay there then she says, ah I have a boyfriend anyway...i;m like what???...and then known another girl a while we've kinda been will we/won't we chatting to her the other night and this is what she says.

How old are you? How old are they? You mention the word 'girl' a lot in your post..

It is it possible how you pick them is at fault here?

6th · 07-05-2008 05:02PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

I obviously know there are alot of lovely,sexy , sensible, intelligent lady's out there just none that I can find..

This thread aint gonna help in your epic search.

Irishcrx · 07-05-2008 05:07PM

Abigayle wrote: »

How old are you? How old are they? You mention the word 'girl' a lot in your post..

It is it possible how you pick them is at fault here?

I'm 21, there the same ago or a little older...and yep quite possible that it's me...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-05-2008 05:10PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

Right, i am now totally convinced that women are insane, 3 differant situations i've had in the last week. First one, flirting with a girl, getting on great, she seems into me, i'm into her I ask her out and she doesn't answer, that happend twice then i'm told sorry no time for dating but if I did you'd defn be a guy i'd go out with, ok I think. Next at a party on Friday same thing getting on well with a girl she asks me to stay over and all I say i've gotta head back promised a mate i'd stay there then she says, ah I have a boyfriend anyway...i;m like what???...and then known another girl a while we've kinda been will we/won't we chatting to her the other night and this is what she says.

" It's just like I don't really know you (Known me 7 years) , I mean if somebody crashed into you say and someone asked what would you do when you got outta the car...like I wouldn't know?...so we can't hook up"...

oooo....k sez I, but isn't that part of getting to know someone, chatted to her a bit more and am now convinced I will spend the rest of my life single because your all mad.That's all.

First girl - fair enough.

Second girl - jealous. Doubt a boyfriend exists.

Third girl - I would have just cracked up laughing.

And they say WE can't communicate...?

Rb · 07-05-2008 05:21PM

They're all insane in some form or another.

RealEstateKing · 07-05-2008 05:23PM

the best chicks in bed are the crazy ones.

You havent had sex till you've done it with a bi-polar girl on an upswing.

Abi · 07-05-2008 05:23PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

I'm 21, there the same ago or a little older...and yep quite possible that it's me...

Yeah, its a dodgey age tbh. Older gals would tear you to shreds, and the young 'uns are mentalists (most of).

Dont mean to sound patonizing, but mark all the crazy experiences down to just that. Experiences.

Be honest with yourself about the types you go for. As a matter of interest, what are the types you go for?

Don1 · 07-05-2008 05:26PM

mad as badgers the lot of em.

07-05-2008 05:32PM

I don't trust the women.

It's one of the reasons I'm a homo.

NoQuarter · 07-05-2008 06:37PM

you must have had your banger hangin out accidently or somethin mate

Sherifu · 07-05-2008 07:04PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

oooo....k sez I, but isn't that part of getting to know someone, chatted to her a bit more and am now convinced I will spend the rest of my life single because your all mad.That's all.

generalisations.

07-05-2008 07:57PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

Right, i am now totally convinced that women are insane, 3 differant situations

Amusing troll... Need a larger sample of the population?

ToxicPaddy · 07-05-2008 11:33PM

Ahh I've had a few female loonies in my life over the years..

An ex of mine was shagging some guy behind my back for months, she got caught, said there was a perfectly reasonable explanation, never got one, then told all our mates that she did absolutely nothing wrong, its all perfectly normal to lie to your bf, your mates, your family, cheat and lie some more.. all she was doing was having some harmless fun.. then told me she loved me and wanted to marry me.. but the timing was wrong!!!

She couldnt understand why all her friends then started ignoring her..

wtf!!!! :rolleyes:

Tox

Jesus Wept · 08-05-2008 12:17AM

OP is entirely correct tbh.

flanum · 08-05-2008 01:58AM

aah but we love em all the same!

AngryBadger · 08-05-2008 02:30AM

Have met some normal girls and there just wasn't a spark between us so we got on fine, maybe had fun in some cases, but ultimately romantically unsuited. However, those cases are far outweighed by the number of bat**** loco women I've encountered. Not saying there aren't plenty of fellas out there that are pure headmelts, but it seems to be a majority trait in women.

I won't bore ye with the details, suffice it to say I'm frequently left with this expression:

Oh and for the record I'll be 27 end of this month, so I don't think this is purely an age thing.

doonothing · 08-05-2008 04:55AM

From personal experience:
Men are idiots.
Women are insane.

Peyton Manning · 08-05-2008 04:59AM

What an appropriate thread for tonight. I have so far dodged 27 missed calls. TWENTY SEVEN. She's a freak, an absolute freak and whats more, the bitch has my Black Books season 2 DVD and Im not going to get it back... Fuck it anyway..... Im seriously considering trying out the whole gay thing

emma peel · 08-05-2008 05:43AM

Some women are crazy. Some men are crazy. I don't think either sex has a hammerlock on bad behavior. Maybe because I'm a woman I've had more experience with crazy men -- they tend to be the ones killing women and kids and other men in greater numbers -- but I'm married to a great man who's definitely not crazy, so there ya go...it takes all kinds.

nkay1985 · 08-05-2008 08:54AM

doonothing wrote: »

Men are idiots.
Women are insane.

QFT.

That sums it up in a nicely concise way. I'll happily accept that us men are idiots - or certainly have some idiotic qualities. And in the exact same way all women are crazy - or at least have some crazy qualities!

Rob_l · 08-05-2008 09:11AM

Isn't it the craziness that makes women such great fun?

I always try to pick crazy women never a dull day with a crazy woman

biko · 08-05-2008 09:30AM

OP, it's not them, it's you.
Although some wimmins can get a bit psycho alright.

Good quote doonothing

AngryBadger · 08-05-2008 09:50AM

Women are crazy.....for Dr. Tran

Women = crazy!

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