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Summertime, the sun and hormones gone crazy

  • 05-05-2008 05:12PM
    #1
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭


    Sweet holy mother of divine jaysus.

    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.


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  • #2
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,392 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    cson?


  • #3
    ninty9er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,351 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    kaimera wrote: »
    cson?
    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #4
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    This is why I'm afraid of summer.


  • #5
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Day for the beer garden tbh. Hows the dog-raping going?


  • #6
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    bronte wrote: »
    This is why I'm afraid of summer.

    lmao :pac:


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.

    Gives a whole new meaning to talking the dog for a walk :D


  • #8
    Fast_Mover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    kaimera wrote: »
    cson?
    ROFL!!:D:D


  • #9
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Day for the beer garden tbh. Hows the dog-raping going?

    She didnt even put up a fight. At least I hope it was a she :cool:


  • #10
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    :( 2 minutes ago I still liked the summer. Now I'm scared! Thanks be to Jebus I'm not your neighbour's dog! :D


  • #11
    bluedolphin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭bluedolphin


    kaimera wrote: »
    cson?

    *Hands Kai a legend card*


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  • #12
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I presume the exercise was performed doggie style ...


  • #13
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    latchyco wrote: »
    I presume the exercise was performed doggie style ...

    nope

    kitchen table + tube of KY + some duct tape = creative thinking


  • #14
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    sounds like the start of a VERY dodgey episode of Art Attack!


  • #15
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    I hope you used a muzzle. Safety first and all that...


  • #16
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Wow......you have being busy :D


  • #17
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Wertz wrote: »
    I hope you used a muzzle. Safety first and all that...

    Some like the teeth.


  • #18
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    nope

    kitchen table + tube of KY + some duct tape = creative thinking
    Phew, for a minute there I thought it was dry rape.


  • #19
    DanGerMus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Some like the teeth.

    No they don't, it's just that teethy one > none at all


  • #20
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    kaimera wrote: »
    cson?

    youve managed to lose me.


  • #21
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    re-cson

    so i to am not the only one


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  • #22
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Sweet holy mother of divine jaysus.

    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.

    i've heard of give a dog a bone, but thats just crazy

    :p


  • #23
    NextSteps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭NextSteps


    irish-stew wrote: »
    i've heard of give a dog a bone, but thats just crazy

    :p

    Or just bone 'er


  • #24
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Was the dogs name shaggy by any chance OP ?


  • #25
    ninty9er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,351 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    cson


  • #26
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    What kind of dog ? One a them Border Collies ? They're minxes. Apparently.

    Oh dear. I think I need a lie down. :cool:


  • #27
    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    ninty9er wrote: »
    cson

    you've still managed to lose me, what's cson got to do with this thread? O_o


  • #28
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    DEmeant0r wrote: »
    you've still managed to lose me, what's cson got to do with this thread? O_o

    a fellow dog lover perhaps ? :confused:

    I'm confused too ... but that's par for the course


  • #29
    Irish Halo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭Irish Halo


    They might be suggesting the OP is an alter of CSON.


  • #30
    cooperguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    kaimera wrote:
    cson?
    Lol :D


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  • #31
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CSON ?


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