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Summertime, the sun and hormones gone crazy

  • 05-05-2008 5:12pm
    #1
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭


    Sweet holy mother of divine jaysus.

    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.


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  • #2
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    cson?


  • #3
    ninty9er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    kaimera wrote: »
    cson?
    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #4
    bronte
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    This is why I'm afraid of summer.


  • #5
    Abi
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    Day for the beer garden tbh. Hows the dog-raping going?


  • #6
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    bronte wrote: »
    This is why I'm afraid of summer.

    lmao :pac:


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.

    Gives a whole new meaning to talking the dog for a walk :D


  • #8
    Fast_Mover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    kaimera wrote: »
    cson?
    ROFL!!:D:D


  • #9
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Day for the beer garden tbh. Hows the dog-raping going?

    She didnt even put up a fight. At least I hope it was a she :cool:


  • #10
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    :( 2 minutes ago I still liked the summer. Now I'm scared! Thanks be to Jebus I'm not your neighbour's dog! :D


  • #11
    bluedolphin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭bluedolphin


    kaimera wrote: »
    cson?

    *Hands Kai a legend card*


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  • #12
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I presume the exercise was performed doggie style ...


  • #13
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    latchyco wrote: »
    I presume the exercise was performed doggie style ...

    nope

    kitchen table + tube of KY + some duct tape = creative thinking


  • #14
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    sounds like the start of a VERY dodgey episode of Art Attack!


  • #15
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    I hope you used a muzzle. Safety first and all that...


  • #16
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Wow......you have being busy :D


  • #17
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Wertz wrote: »
    I hope you used a muzzle. Safety first and all that...

    Some like the teeth.


  • #18
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    nope

    kitchen table + tube of KY + some duct tape = creative thinking
    Phew, for a minute there I thought it was dry rape.


  • #19
    DanGerMus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Some like the teeth.

    No they don't, it's just that teethy one > none at all


  • #20
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    kaimera wrote: »
    cson?

    youve managed to lose me.


  • #21
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    re-cson

    so i to am not the only one


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  • #22
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Sweet holy mother of divine jaysus.

    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.

    i've heard of give a dog a bone, but thats just crazy

    :p


  • #23
    NextSteps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭NextSteps


    irish-stew wrote: »
    i've heard of give a dog a bone, but thats just crazy

    :p

    Or just bone 'er


  • #24
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Was the dogs name shaggy by any chance OP ?


  • #25
    ninty9er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    cson


  • #26
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    What kind of dog ? One a them Border Collies ? They're minxes. Apparently.

    Oh dear. I think I need a lie down. :cool:


  • #27
    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    ninty9er wrote: »
    cson

    you've still managed to lose me, what's cson got to do with this thread? O_o


  • #28
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    DEmeant0r wrote: »
    you've still managed to lose me, what's cson got to do with this thread? O_o

    a fellow dog lover perhaps ? :confused:

    I'm confused too ... but that's par for the course


  • #29
    Irish Halo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,465 ✭✭✭Irish Halo


    They might be suggesting the OP is an alter of CSON.


  • #30
    cooperguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    kaimera wrote:
    cson?
    Lol :D


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  • #31
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CSON ?


  • #32
    hairymolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭hairymolly


    :eek::eek::D
    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Sweet holy mother of divine jaysus.

    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.

    Better not be my dog! She's been treated for !!!!! Get yourself checked out before it spreads!!!!!


  • #33
    cooperguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    rb_ie wrote: »
    http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CSON ?
    Ok i think I better clear this up! CSON is a guy on the UL board and its just a bit of a joke with him.


  • #34
    bluedolphin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭bluedolphin


    cooperguy wrote: »
    Ok i think I better clear this up! CSON is a guy on the UL board and its just a bit of a joke with him.

    Just to clarify - frequenters of the UL boards do not have any physical proof to underline any alleged relations between Cson and dog(s). There may be no relations at all. But who knows. Not us. Although what is clear is that he has promised to steer clear of wimmin for the unforeseeable future...hence our wondering if the OP was, in fact, our darling Cson in disguise... :pac:


  • #35
    ninty9er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    Do I have to tell you agian to go study!!:D:D


  • #36
    cson
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    Yeah what the hell is cson?

    Wait a sec....:eek:


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  • #37
    bluedolphin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭bluedolphin


    ninty9er wrote: »
    Do I have to tell you agian to go study!!:D:D

    Do I have to tell you again that you need to go to bed as you have work in the morning!! :pac:


  • #38
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Meow.

    Why don't you just both go to bed? :pac:


  • #39
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Bluedolphin and 69er have sucessfully gone off topic.. while remaining on topic.


    Goddamn loop-holes.


  • #40
    weemcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,455 ✭✭✭weemcd


    think humans are actually naturally hornier around october/november time due to instinct, to concieve then gives a better chance of the baby surviving, as it will be born in the summer months, thus having less chance of catching flu etc.

    afaik


  • #41
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    That's an interesting theory ... who knew that fear of flu makes you horny :)


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  • #42
    cooperguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    trout wrote: »
    That's an interesting theory ... who knew that fear of flu makes you horny :)
    People are into all sorts of wierd shít:)


  • #43
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Weemacd, although your theory makes sense, I'd disagree as I understand where the OP is coming from. Of course replace the neighbours dog bit with women. Also the whole duct tape thing, unless she's into that...


  • #44
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Yea, god I both love and hate summer. Its all nice and sunny and warm, but the heat makes me raging horny! And Im goin on hols with the fella in a bit, and his folks :(


  • #45
    SheRa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭SheRa


    I was going to post the very same thread yesterday , but thought the better of it;)!! Except mine didnt include dog activities:eek:!

    I think that its because we all feel much better in ourselves when its sunny and therefore get horny and (b) cos us ladies wear less clothes (maybe men too, but I haven't seen any do this unfortunately:(!!) when its sunny.


  • #46
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    SheRa wrote: »
    I think that its because we all feel much better in ourselves when its sunny and therefore get horny and (b) cos us ladies wear less clothes (maybe men too, but I haven't seen any do this unfortunately:(!!) when its sunny.

    It's this and being able to covertly check wimmins out from behind dark sunglasses that makes summertime so great. :cool:


  • #47
    mental07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Sweet holy mother of divine jaysus.

    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.

    In related news...... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm


  • #48
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Who the hell is CSON and why has he hijacked my thread?


  • #49
    Fanny Cradock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,245 ✭✭✭✭Fanny Cradock


    To answer your question, I have just looked up CSON on the interweb and it apparently it is an acronym for the 'Connell School of Nursing (Boston College)'. Google is your friend! Now that that is cleared up, tell me, did you give the dog a bone?


  • #50
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Fanny Cradock wrote: »
    Now that that is cleared up, tell me, did you give the dog a bone?

    Yes, twice. Now as long as I dont end up like this guy I'll be ok. It was just a once (twice) off thing.


  • #51
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Sweet holy mother of divine jaysus.

    Im strongly contimplating raping the neighbours dog.

    You better stay the hell away from my dog! :D


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