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Why are guys obsessed with sex???

  • 01-05-2008 06:02PM
    #1
    ImDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭


    Hi all! Im a girl on my friends account and i have a question. Why are men so obsessed with sex and why do they always think with thier dicks???


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  • #2
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    the same reason dogs chase sticks and sniff asses


  • #3
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Because they're under 25 and still have testosterone levels worth shouting about :confused:


  • #4
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    EI-DAV wrote: »
    Hi all! Im a girl on my friends account and i have a question. Why are men so obsessed with sex and why do they always think with thier dicks???
    Because they really, really enjoy it.


  • #5
    Feelgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Think of it this way, why are girls so addicted to shoes, handbags and lets say chocolate?....

    Well now look at it from a mans point of view...

    Mens version of handbags are called boobs....

    Mens version of shoes are called vaginas....

    and finally Mens version of chocolate are called asses....


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why are girls obsessed with owning a billion pairs of underwear?
    Why are girls obsessed with whether their ass looks big?

    I've met women who are more obsessed about sex than most men I know. Also adding multiple ? does not make it seem more urgent.


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  • #7
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    Mordeth wrote: »
    the same reason dogs chase sticks and sniff asses

    Damnit, I could have sworn that said "dogs throw sticks" a minute ago, if I could stop thinking with my dick for 2 seconds maybe I'd stop seeing phantom words.


  • #8
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Feelgood wrote: »
    Think of it this way, why are girls so addicted to shoes, handbags and lets say chocolate?....

    Well now look at it from a mans point of view...

    Mens version of handbags are called boobs....

    Mens version of shoes are called vaginas....

    and finally Mens version of chocolate are called asses....

    Lol, analogies are fun.


  • #9
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    *hugs dick*

    Be careful OP, you may be headed down the path to lesbos.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sherifu wrote: »
    *hugs dick*

    Be careful OP, you may be headed down the path to lesbos.

    /changes name to Dick

    Hey, get off me.


  • #11
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    slipss wrote: »
    Damnit, I could have sworn that said "dogs throw sticks" a minute ago, if I could stop thinking with my dick for 2 seconds maybe I'd stop seeing phantom words.


    well if I wasn't thinking with my dick I might have noticed the edit button quicker.

    shame on you penis.
    shame.


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  • #12
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Why is the sky blue?


  • #13
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    it's not...


  • #14
    Dellboy2007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Dellboy2007


    Because women talk so much sh!te


  • #15
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Sex is over-rated.
    Id rather a **** and a can of beer...


  • #16
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    Wertz wrote: »
    Why is the sky blue?

    Light scattering through nitrogen atoms. But whats a good source of Omega-3?


  • #17
    Feelgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    slipss wrote: »
    But whats a good source of Omega-3?


    Vag


  • #18
    Dellboy2007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Dellboy2007


    caoibhin wrote: »
    Sex is over-rated.
    Id rather a **** and a can of beer...

    Your obviously not getting it. Or else your getting it but, with fat birds


  • #19
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Dellboy2007 wrote: »
    Your obviously not getting it. Or else your getting it but, with fat birds

    Bit of both.


  • #20
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Wait, girls aren't obsessed with sex? I know loads who are!


  • #21
    Feelgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Wait, girls aren't obsessed with sex? I know loads who are!

    Phone numbers or STFU


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  • #22
    misslt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,103 ✭✭✭misslt


    caoibhin wrote: »
    Bit of both.

    So you're not getting it with a fat bird?

    Or you're getting it with a skinny bird?

    I just repeated myself..


  • #23
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    misslt wrote: »
    So you're not getting it with a fat bird?

    That sums it up, yes.


  • #24
    Dellboy2007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Dellboy2007


    Fat birds are easy to please, low expectations.


  • #25
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    slipss wrote: »
    But whats a good source of Omega-3?

    Washed up 80's ska band vocalists?


    Here's one for the OP; why are women so obsessed with talking crap and shopping? Got your answer? Then you have the answer as to why we're obsessed with sex; it's because we just are....why wouldn't we be?


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I think what the op means is why has she only met these sort of lads :pac:


  • #27
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,883 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    [MYSOGNYST] Men talk about sex all the time because they are honest, and don't feel the need to lie about what interests them.[/MYSOGNYST]

    Seriously, though, people are animals, and our instincts are to reproduce.

    Also perhaps learn not to generalise OP, because all women deserve to be in the kitchen (see what I did there?)

    !!!!


  • #28
    Dellboy2007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Dellboy2007


    SDooM wrote: »
    Also perhaps learn not to generalise OP, because all women deserve to be in the kitchen (see what I did there?)

    !!!!

    It's Funny coz it's true!


  • #29
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Dellboy2007 wrote: »
    Fat birds are easy to please, low expectations.

    I was with a biggun once, jebus she was HUGE, still have nightmares about that'en...


  • #30
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Feelgood wrote: »
    Phone numbers or STFU

    So you don't know any women who are obsessed with sex? Madness!


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  • #31
    Dellboy2007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Dellboy2007


    caoibhin wrote: »
    I was with a biggun once, jebus she was HUGE, still have nightmares about that'en...

    I hear ya brother. We've all been there. It's when they think it would be a good if they went on top that the horror begins!!


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