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  • #62
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    Thats me in the running anyway, wait till the party piece round and i'll show ya a thing or two :D

    Oh you're in the running alrite - i'm not sure how many stages we're going to have to shortlist it down to the final two but i'm sure we'll make that decision soon!!!

    Can't wait for your party piece:cool::cool:


  • #63
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    okay people, i'm gona love you and leave you, way past my bedtime - chat tomorrow!!!:p:p:p

    lol, noelle


  • #64
    JennyG73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭JennyG73


    Looks like you had a good night! Was well pissed off my laptop crashed and died so couldn't log back on sob sob:(. Thanks for doing the night shift for me:D. Hope I get the laptop fixed before the bank holiday:confused:

    Now down to business:

    Snyper is sooo cute but could do with a shave. I think he likes Noelle woo wooo:p

    Noelle what are you doing enticing young men you shameless hussy:D. The poor boy he will never survive.ahahhah But god doesn't he look great! If only he was a little older......mind you if he produced a topless pic he may be in with a chance lol. How young are we talking?

    Rigger how can you say cats are evil? My poor pussys they would be soooooooooo upset and I am saddened. They keep me warm on cold nights in my lonely bed. And Rigger what are you doing here if your heart is taken:eek:. Unattached men only please !! I hope she is worth it as you may be loosing out to two lovely ladies with big hearts. Any way you had better share your story if you are going to be here, why aren't you with the lady or is it gent whoever they are????:p

    Hope you all got a good rest after your chats last night? Better do some work before you wake up as I am on the day shift. :cool:

    Catch you later sexy people:D


  • #65
    JennyG73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭JennyG73


    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

    Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
    is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell
    you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
    another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
    don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
    work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest
    when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
    feet. One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
    stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one
    suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
    slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
    shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You
    are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
    its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
    only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one
    pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no
    matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You
    have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
    December 24 in 25 minutes.
    No wonder men are happier.

    Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men
    who will enjoy reading it


  • #66
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    :p:p

    Hey Jen,

    Yeah you missed a good night but i'm sure there'll be plenty more to come:rolleyes:. Snyper and Red are definite contenders - Red wouldn't share his age and so, i'm sure he's younger than 20 - might bend the criteria for him though - very nice pic!!!

    Rigger wouldn't succumb to putting his pic up :( - too shy but i think we should keep on at him - hows about we make a rule that if you wana stay on this thread, you've got to produce a pic:)!! think it's only fair since we've all done it so far except for Challenger (heart with someone else) and Rigger (way too shy):mad:


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  • #67
    JennyG73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭JennyG73


    Well boys you have impressed us!! Nice photos. Keep it up and you may get an invite out:D

    Rigger rigger rigger you let us down. Its such a shame you are not joining in ..please send photo asap.

    Looking forward to hearing from you all again. Sorry about last night my laptop computer battery died sob:mad:. Have ordered new one so will join you on the night shift then. For now you will have to have by day!!:D;)

    Jen x


  • #68
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,559 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    smellybiker wrote: »
    - Red wouldn't share his age and so, i'm sure he's younger than 20

    And here i thought a pair of forward thinking girls like yourselves would have done the obvious thing of checking my profile for an age. I never said i wouldn't share it, it's there for EVERYONE to see :D


  • #69
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    And here i thought a pair of forward thinking girls like yourselves would have done the obvious thing of checking my profile for an age. I never said i wouldn't share it, it's there for EVERYONE to see :D

    So, Dave with your permission, i just checked out your profile - the grand young age of 21 - that's very workable!! i thought it would be alot worse!!

    So Red, what you studying??;)


  • #70
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,559 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Making computer games :D I'm a proper nerd. You need anything done with a computer, i'm your man.


  • #71
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    No. laptop is working fine but will def keep you in mind should something happen:D. I do need to download microsoft word on my laptop - any way to do it without having to buy the cd??


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  • #72
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,559 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Yup but since it's illegal and i don't want to get banned, i'm not posting how.

    http://www.softpedia.com/get/Office-tools/Office-suites/Microsoft-Office.shtml

    That will get you a trial version. if ya really want it for good, i'll PM ya how to change from trial to official


  • #73
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    Great, I've got it downloading now - will let you know when trial is up and when i need it for good!!! Let me know if you need a favour!!!;);)


  • #74
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Why don't you two just go lesbian? Problem solved. :pac:


  • #75
    corrado
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭corrado


    Hey Jen,
    so is it to late for me to throw my hat into the ring.....


  • #76
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    RedXIV wrote: »
    Making computer games :D I'm a proper nerd. You need anything done with a computer, i'm your man.

    .. and if you need 5 orgasams in 3 hours - im your man.

    Im not the computer tec type. Im more hands on.


    *walks away whistling*


  • #77
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,559 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    snyper wrote: »
    .. and if you need 5 orgasams in 3 hours - im your man.

    Im not the computer tec type. Im more hands on.


    *walks away whistling*

    I'll never top that for a smart answer. i hereby retire :o


  • #78
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    5 in 3 hours?

    What's the hold up :confused:


  • #79
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    Why don't you two just go lesbian? Problem solved. :pac:

    Coz women are too bitchy and i can just about handle my own bitchy mood swings without any one elses - its two options for me and jen - either find ourselves a new man or go hither to the nunery!! ha

    Corrado, baby its never too late to be in the running;)

    What me and Jen need in a man are the following:
    1. He's gotta be good in bed (Snyper perhaps)
    2. He's gotta be easy on the eye (Here's where Red fits in)
    3. And he's gotta make us laugh (Rigger you do made me laugh but in fairness so do the above)
    I think that completes our needs - however we've got corrado in the mix now and he could quite possibly add more to the mix - only time will tell!!

    The floor is yers boyos;);)


  • #80
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    I'll never top that for a smart answer. i hereby retire :o

    Red, babe actions speak louder than words so don't go anywhere yet;)


  • #81
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    snyper wrote: »
    .. and if you need 5 orgasams in 3 hours - im your man.
    Aye, but just because you do the quick-draw-and-reload bit, that doesn't do much for the woman, though, does it? Unless she gets a kick out of watching you play and spray, I guess ...


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  • #82
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Aye, but just because you do the quick-draw-and-reload bit, that doesn't do much for the woman, though, does it? Unless she gets a kick out of watching you play and spray, I guess ...

    Coudn't agree more myself - so you know what you're talking about - care to upload a pic of yourself??


  • #83
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ah, but the only pics which would actually be relevant to my comment would be (a) verboten on Boards, and (b) are copyright to my employers anyway. ;)


  • #84
    JennyG73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭JennyG73


    Sorry I can't log on at night! Battery on the way so should be up and running next week hopefully.

    Welcome Corrado nice to hear from you. As Smellybiker says never too late to up load photo - and very nice too. Boys take note photos required please.;)

    Randylonghorn - sorry you are out of the age bracket and a bit hmmm whats the word...far too forward. Please find another thread.:(

    So boys are you missing me?? I can only log on in the morning and if I have got time during the day. :cool:


    Ok now to the question part! What super hero would you be and why? I of course would hav to be cat woman and will purr for the right man and may even let you stroke me:D:D

    So come on chaps bare all!!!!


  • #85
    JennyG73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭JennyG73


    Meow !! Just read your message from yesterday evening! Is that a promise????:D

    We should call you the "orgismo man"..............:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:;)


  • #86
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    Oh jen you are bad - alrite so, if you're cat woman, i'll be Wonder Woman!! I'd be wearing my super outfit even when i'm not saving the world ha! i'd NEVER take off those boots!!!:p

    so boyos, pick our heroes!!:cool:


  • #87
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I am ickerus
    a 4 dimensional spider that fell to this 3 dimensional because most mass exist here
    I can stand on the "edge" , see and reach over walls
    and build complex ships with my webs


  • #88
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    I am ickerus
    a 4 dimensional spider that fell to this 3 dimensional because most mass exist here
    I can stand on the "edge" , see and reach over walls
    and build complex ships with my webs


    Okay Ickerus, the only thing is that i've a little phobia of spiders so you would really want to prove yourself very nice indeed to eliminate my fear!!


  • #89
    JennyG73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭JennyG73


    Hmmm a spider tasty!! My cats love to eat spiders and chase them around the room. As cat woman I may chase you around the room:p


  • #90
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    5 in 3 hours?

    What's the hold up :confused:
    Here here!

    That is all.


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  • #91
    JennyG73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭JennyG73


    So which age bracket do you fall into Ickerus and where is your photo????:)


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